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Drunkass egg burgers. Photo recipe.

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Spam and beans. A camping delicacy. [WARNING: ALBUM MAY CONTAIN MACRO SHOTS OF SPAM.]

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Prepare drunk. Drink for two weeks. Consume drunk. We're talkin' pickled eggs, fuckers.

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I see your 10 biscuits and raise you one giant biscuit

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It took all my skill and cunning, but I think I perfected dinner.

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Superbowl food smashdown

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First post. Drunk hamburgers

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Hot dogs with Bacon and sliced processed cheese in the microwave

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Egg sandwich thing

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Spaghetti and meatballs!

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My kitchen may have survived, but my asshole sure didn't - you fuckers ought to be jealous of my goddamned delicious spicy-ass fried chicken, courtesy of St. Arnold and Dos Equis.

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Iowa Stir Fry, or whatever.

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pssshhhfhfffft. let's eat some crab.

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Mega pasta dinner, with garlic bread stuff.

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Leftover chicken POT PIE

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In which I try to recapture the magic of restaurant quality chicken while being a cheap drunk

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Fried Cod with home made fries and coleslaw.

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Chili part deux: THE CATTENING.

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chicken thighs and... brussel sprout stir fry?

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I was hungry. All I had wass eggs and some spice.

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Fancy Pants Ramen Dance

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I hope you're in the mood, because there's an aching in my [pork] loins.

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Pizza Sauce and Home Improvement

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Red Beans & Lies -- Red Beans and Pureed Cauliflower substituting for rice. Healthy and shit I guess... I don't know. Give me a break, I haven't posted in a while.

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Feelin' fancy.

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Easy AF Mango Lassi

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/u/shadowman3001 attempts to cook in his drunken safety helmet, smoke filled house ensues.

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Scotch egg, fried brussel sprouts, and mashed potatoes served with, what else? Scotch!!!

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Inspired by Pretty Good Cooking: The Great Spatchcocking Caper

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Singapore Noodles?

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Chicken Parmesan with Nuggets

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Probably pretty weak compared to some of you, but I burned myself... ("Homemade" bacon cheesefries)

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Plans got cancelled. Got day drunk and make my own buns/burgers.

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got drunk cooking steaks. Wanted just a light bite so I could keep drinking.

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Keto cauliflower casserole

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Ginger salmon with sweet chile sauce, starfruit, lime, thai chiles. local oysters with capers, lemon, and local pickled beach asparagus.

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Fish stix

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Extra Spicy Jerk Chicken. Slow cooked and then grilled because beer.

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NSFW Morning after the night before Corned Beef Hash

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Not my prettiest Tequila fueled meal.

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I got a craving for cheesy garlic bread

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Breakfast for mid-drunk snack. That's corned beef on top.

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Filé gumbo

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Roasted Bourbon Chicken and Brussel Sprouts

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ROUND TWO OF THE INFAMOUS SUBWAY TUNA-MEATBALL! a.k.a. Subway Surf 'n' Turf.

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