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Woke up drunk... made brekkie.... cheers. Fucking Monday.

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Scrambled egg sandwich - too drunk to work toaster

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Breakfast Burger

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True Drunk Cooking; find three cans, mix, heat and eat

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Chili dog with egg and cheese

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Sloppy, but good.

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Tortilla pizza with homemade sauce and shiz

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Sriracha'n cheese pork rind burrito

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Contest Entry: Coleslaw, tuna salad, pickled egg sandwich. (Got lucky with ingredients and already had eggs and slaw on hand)

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Bacon wrapped chicken nuggets smoked in an electric smoker

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Does stilldrunk count? After a night of my signature Mexican Car Bombs with a domestic dispute chaser, I present, the Breakfast Cast Iron Pizza! There's turkey sausage and bacon under the cheese, and the sauce is an onion gravy made with tomato bouillon a

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Pesto pasta with garlic, onions, and squash.

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BLACK RAIN'S DRUNKEN SUPER SHIT FUCKER POST: BIG MOTHERFUCKERING ALBUM EDITION

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"Alyssa's Pacific Rimjob" (fried halibut "fishsticks," pineapple coleslaw, white cheddar mac)

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Sandwich time with klav!

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Newly single and drunk steak date

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Sausage n beer

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Burger, Chicken Sausage, Oven-baked Potatoes, and Cheese Stuffed, Bacon Wrapped Jalapenos

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Made some football Sunday lumpia

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Udon noodles in a pork belly broth, sauteed red peppers, carrots and peas, and leftover pork from chinese takeout the other night all served in semi-warped plastic bowl.

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crock pot tofurkeys. an album (xpost r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn)

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Grilled chicken caeser salad sliders. (Say that fast) I'll give instructions when i stop seeing double. Fuck Dallas.

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Rice that is fried with an egg on top.

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Got my ass kicked hanging blinds, so I got drunk and made chili dogs. (Made the chili on Thursday, it may be starting to turn)

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Chocolate Beer Cupcakes [Recipe in comments!]

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Naked Kimchi

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Ghetto Burritos Rancheros

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Cheers! Happy World Malbec Day

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Drunk Spaghetti [x-post from r/shittyfoodporn]

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Goddammit.

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fuggit vegan drink and pizza time

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Instant noodles on toast

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Fancied myself a gourmet she last night, then forgot my artisanship until the next morning

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So, I tried to make patty melts, but this is what I wound up with. They were delicious.

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Gyro?

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Making a McDonald's McDuodecuple

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Fucking gourmet shit. Lamb pizza with feta/red onion/kumara and butternut hummus,with a mint yoghurt drizzle and cooked on the bbq. Yeeeeeeah.

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