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After 7 hours of drinking we made this!

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I hope sober me doesn't regret this

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Merry Fucking Breakfast, alone...

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I made steaks. Fuck you.

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Lazy drunk hot pocket on a raft of buffalo ranch covered taquitos

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Sushi Night

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That late night snack didn't go quite as planned

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So I found two new types of vegetables at the store and decided to try them out.

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Nacho cheese dip!

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Shakshuka. No, I didn't just sneeze. Make some, fuckers.

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For Christmas I present an open faced slow roasted turkey sandwich on artisan wheat bread.

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Caribbean shenanigans. Didn't have rum. Fuck it, vodka.

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Went to the store for beer, left ready to make chili.

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I made a healthy desert for some reason. It's kinda good, though.

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Hog Heaven Pizza

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split pea n weed stew

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Way too damn much Chicken Pad Thai

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It took me 3 minutes to make but it took me 3 hours to get drunk enough to want it.

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Let's put stuff in Mac N Cheese (My brother is a good cook)

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First time remembering to document my drunken cookery all the way through. I present to you fricking pork milanesa, made my La Gringisima.

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Enchilada Time!

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Stepping in the ring. One Provolone With. One Whiz With. Let's kick this pig.

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Chicken Stir Fry? Chicken Fried Rice? Spicy Chicken and Rice Stuff!

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Blackout floor beans... how too... part 1

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Pizza Arrabbiata with love

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Momofuku Roasted Brussels Sprouts.

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Cheesy Garlic Bread.

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fried fucking halloumi

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Drunk Off My Ass Nachos

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Steak, birthdays, and booze

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honey - cock sauce wings

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3-pound Chili-Mac

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Way to many beers last night, made burgers

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Made a drunken crock pot pizza

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Shitty cheese dog with random olives and cilantro garnish

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Chicken patties and cheese inside tortillas. ...I'm out of grocery money.

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Drunk me decided bacon needed something else. Please don't make the mistakes I have made. Maple Bacon edition.

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I was about 10 beers deep during the blizzard on Saturday, and I wanted some Corned Beef Hash. I decided to make it a little different, so I formed them into patties.

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Pulled pork panini a la wafflemaker.

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Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans

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No more taco shells.

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Friend decided to make onion rings with oil that was way too hot. He ate them anyway. Classic drunken cookery

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I fucking hate packing so I drink and eat hcicken patties instead

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