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I see your tuck and your leg out, and raise you a FREE BIRD! [warning: NSFW and TO

I see your tuck and your leg out, and raise you a FREE BIRD! [warning: NSFW and TO SCALE!!!]

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So my friend and I got drunk, went to the strippers and ended up getting and making

So my friend and I got drunk, went to the strippers and ended up getting and making this present for our friend, a Starcraft fan...(sorta NSFW)

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fucking PTA bitches, call my wife and mock me being an "exceptional baker"

fucking PTA bitches, call my wife and mock me being an "exceptional baker" and can't wait for my donation to the bake sale, while they go to costco and buy some bullshit. eat this! [NSFW]

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We saw and gave this homeless guy $5 and a bottle of water and had a long convo.

We saw and gave this homeless guy $5 and a bottle of water and had a long convo. We were gonna give him food the next day, but he didn't give a shit. [slightly-nsfw]

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I lost some weight too and decided to take a nude photo in a public park. (My brother

I lost some weight too and decided to take a nude photo in a public park. (My brother is on reddit, and hopefully he doesn't see this)

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What do you do when your appendix is about to burst, you're stuck in an Antarctic

What do you do when your appendix is about to burst, you're stuck in an Antarctic base during a snowstorm, and you're the only physician around? Easy: You man up and remove it yourself. (Slightly NSFW.)

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[NSFW] "Butterflies and zebras...and moonbeams and fairy tales..."

[NSFW] "Butterflies and zebras...and moonbeams and fairy tales..."

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My girlfriend just had breast surgery and she's worried that they don't look good,

My girlfriend just had breast surgery and she's worried that they don't look good, can reddit show her some love and make her feel better... and she's also a redditor.

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So my wife and I got a Kodak pulse picture frame and it lets you email photos directly

So my wife and I got a Kodak pulse picture frame and it lets you email photos directly to it....have at it. redditpics@kodakpulse.com

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"Truth: drawing dicks is unjust, fucked, and upheld by untalented people like

"Truth: drawing dicks is unjust, fucked, and upheld by untalented people like you. If you're waiting for a sign, THIS IS IT! Be whatever kind of penis artist you want to be and draw whatever kind of dicks you want. And help us all enter the next GOLDEN AG

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The picture that outraged Tunisia and saw the publisher who printed it jailed for

The picture that outraged Tunisia and saw the publisher who printed it jailed for 8 days, and still facing trial and a jail sentence.

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So in honor of the D3 release me and a few mates pulled an all nighter LAN. At 6

So in honor of the D3 release me and a few mates pulled an all nighter LAN. At 6 am one of em' passed out like this... No pants and no shirt, just underwear and a blanket.

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This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards...

This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know we are l

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This is the most insane shot i've taken ever since i started photography. This HDR

This is the most insane shot i've taken ever since i started photography. This HDR moon over Toronto was created from 7 bracketed shots, expensive software and a lot of time and trial and error. Shot on 3am Canada Day.[FIXED]

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I put most of the Olympic Team pictures that people have posted and put them all

I put most of the Olympic Team pictures that people have posted and put them all into one album. Add any that I've missed in the comments and I'll put them in. Enjoy!

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Slipped and fell while walking into the kitchen @ 3am. Braced myself and tore part

Slipped and fell while walking into the kitchen @ 3am. Braced myself and tore part of my ear from the impact against my hand. PSA: Get off your fucking phone and pay attention.

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How do we make a boring photo shoot interesting? Just add legs and ass. Only legs

How do we make a boring photo shoot interesting? Just add legs and ass. Only legs and ass. [NSFW]

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 I see your "girl and a Giraffe" and raise you a "girl and a cow".

I see your "girl and a Giraffe" and raise you a "girl and a cow". NSFW

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This is the world’s smallest snowman - 10 µm, it’s 1/5th the width of a human

This is the world’s smallest snowman - 10 µm, it’s 1/5th the width of a human hair. Made from two tin beads used to calibrate electron microscope astigmatism. The eyes and smile were milled using a focused ion beam, and the nose, which is under 1 µm wide,

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Reddit stepped in and gave a family of 6 a Merry Christmas by providing gifts and

Reddit stepped in and gave a family of 6 a Merry Christmas by providing gifts and paying off all the bills they were behind on. Here's the christmas tree that the children picked out.

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Inspired by another girl's transformation picture. When I showed my 4 year old son

Inspired by another girl's transformation picture. When I showed my 4 year old son if he knew who the one on the left was, he said he didn't know. I told him it was me and he looked at me bewildered and amazed and asked if he had 2 mummies.

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I'm no medical doctor, but know what 2 and a half people look like, and this looks

I'm no medical doctor, but know what 2 and a half people look like, and this looks like two and a half people [nsfw]

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I see your Walmart pregnancy test and and your arts and crafts store findings. look

I see your Walmart pregnancy test and and your arts and crafts store findings. look what i found underneath a school desk.

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My friend has Depression and used to take pictures to cope. He's going to delete

My friend has Depression and used to take pictures to cope. He's going to delete all of them and I wanted to save a couple.

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My year and a half in Philadelphia: A Retrospective. (Warning: A few photos do contain

My year and a half in Philadelphia: A Retrospective. (Warning: A few photos do contain burlesque, nudity, self-cutting [though not bad enough to count as gore], and human suspension)

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My brother doesn't know I'm posting this, he's a struggling artist still living with

My brother doesn't know I'm posting this, he's a struggling artist still living with our parents and deserves more credit than he is given. His website and more info in comments.

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My brother passed away in June (he was 22), and I have been going through pictures.

My brother passed away in June (he was 22), and I have been going through pictures. I made an album of some of the funniest ones, and some I just thought were good pictures. Maybe having others see his pictures will help keep his memory alive. Thanks for

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When I wonder how we got to this point of paranoia 12 years later, I see an image

When I wonder how we got to this point of paranoia 12 years later, I see an image like this, and I remember the events that fed our fear. Photos like this, and the constant barrage of "patriotism" and anti-terrorist rhetoric led us down the rabbit hole at

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My dad works and lives around sailboats, and came home today super exited about this

My dad works and lives around sailboats, and came home today super exited about this photo he found NSFW

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My wife and her first reddit contribution. She met Kim Coates and Tommy Flannagan,

My wife and her first reddit contribution. She met Kim Coates and Tommy Flannagan, got their signatures and wanted to show the world. Nice when celebrities make passes at your wife - multiple times.

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My right eye is split vertically - brown on one side and green on the other. As a

My right eye is split vertically - brown on one side and green on the other. As a baby it was blue and brown.

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My friend and I were working in diagon alley one night and when he was taking picture

My friend and I were working in diagon alley one night and when he was taking picture I threw a pack of smokes in the air and it looks like a green ghostlike figure on the stairs.

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(NSFW) So I work retail, and a man roughly around 70 comes in regularly to buy a

(NSFW) So I work retail, and a man roughly around 70 comes in regularly to buy a six pack of beer and a newspaper. The other day he decided to show me his baby picture, and let's just say I wasn't expecting what I was about to see. It really made my night

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A self-portrait. I have long suffered from depression and poor body image issues.

A self-portrait. I have long suffered from depression and poor body image issues. This was my way to push myself to overcome my fears and doubts and just embrace myself as I am. Hope it's not NSFW.

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My friends and I got super high and collectively drew a terrible picture. A few days

My friends and I got super high and collectively drew a terrible picture. A few days later, we got super drunk and did the same. It's crazy how different they turned out. [Mildly NSFW]

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I just hiked over 2,000 miles from Georgia to Maine. This is my face and body before

I just hiked over 2,000 miles from Georgia to Maine. This is my face and body before and after the hike.

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Buddys dog was choking on a ball and he went to remove it. The dog seized up and

Buddys dog was choking on a ball and he went to remove it. The dog seized up and bit through his finger and died.

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This is a sheep that died in a bog. The top of the back of the sheep was exposed,

This is a sheep that died in a bog. The top of the back of the sheep was exposed, and rotted away, leaving the spine and portions of the top of the ribcage visible. However, the portion of the sheep below the surface of the water has been preserved intact

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My wife and I recently bought a house, which was sold as-is, and was completely empty.

My wife and I recently bought a house, which was sold as-is, and was completely empty. Until she found this notebook...

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Today in photography class we were assigned to take photos in black and white and

Today in photography class we were assigned to take photos in black and white and most of us took photos of this dead deer and it turned out pretty good (NSFW-ish)

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Immediately after my friend and I were discussing how pristine and beautiful Hawaii's

Immediately after my friend and I were discussing how pristine and beautiful Hawaii's North Shore beaches are his dog pulled this out of the bushes [NSFW]

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The model I hired to do a sexy photoshoot backed out because it was "too revealing"

The model I hired to do a sexy photoshoot backed out because it was "too revealing" and said "do it yourself if it's no big deal." So I figured how hard could it be. Just bite the lip and pout. NSFW

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Being a male student nurse and working at a children's hospital and having an insecure

Being a male student nurse and working at a children's hospital and having an insecure girlfriend. I'm pretty sure this is who she thinks I work and go to school with. (Kind of NSFW)

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Today, my father fell directly into a controlled fire at his farm and sustained 2nd

Today, my father fell directly into a controlled fire at his farm and sustained 2nd and 3rd degree burns. In true badass dad form, he safely put out the fire and drove himself 55 minutes to the nearest hospital.

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My brother recently had knee surgery, and could not join us for a friends wedding

My brother recently had knee surgery, and could not join us for a friends wedding in Vegas. So I did the next best thing. Cut out a picture of his head, put it on a stick and took him with us! Lots of attention and laughs. We called him TooDee, he was a g

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After bingewatching 9 seasons of "Scrubs" and seeing chest x-rays in every

After bingewatching 9 seasons of "Scrubs" and seeing chest x-rays in every scene, I became curious and looked at x-rays on line and found this weird one. What's that blobby thing bottom right below ribs?

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Friends and I were celebrating Christmas when a stray dog came into the back yard.

Friends and I were celebrating Christmas when a stray dog came into the back yard. His mouth was taped shut and infected. We took him to an emergency animal hospital. Meet Chance.

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1 3/4 years and a ton of hard work and dedication later, I finally did it.

1 3/4 years and a ton of hard work and dedication later, I finally did it.

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Kangaroo and pig share an intimate relationship. "Tourists often come and say

Kangaroo and pig share an intimate relationship. "Tourists often come and say the pig and kangaroo, they were doing rude things,"

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My buddy and I got matching Blink-182 ass tattoos. We hope Mark and Tom see them

My buddy and I got matching Blink-182 ass tattoos. We hope Mark and Tom see them and reignites their friendship.

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Standing up and posing VS sitting down and looking like an anatomically normal person

Standing up and posing VS sitting down and looking like an anatomically normal person

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This is ol’ Faceless. My buddy took her in after a rainstorm. Vet said something

This is ol’ Faceless. My buddy took her in after a rainstorm. Vet said something ate half her face and the cat was over 20 years old. He filled the last few weeks of her life with a lot of food, catnip, and comfort.

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