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AND MY AXE! (Extremely NSFW)

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"...and my axe!!" [NSFW]

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...and women become obsolete. (nsfw)

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And I'd tap THAT [NSFW]

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"And this thing over here is called a penis." (NSFW)

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And my axe! (Very, very [NSFW])

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and that kids is how strawberry shortcakes are made NSFW

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...and Golden Corral. NSFW(ish)

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and not a single fuck was given that day [NSFW]

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And the winner of the Homer Simpson look-a-like contest is... (NSFW)

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and also "their summer", not at all NSFW !

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Reddit, please remember to check your mirror before opening your car door. Two days ago I was biking in the designated bike lane and a guy in his car opened the door as I was passing by. Pics are of my right bicep before and after my 24 hour visit to th

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And a douche for the ladies.

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And I'm damn excited for it. [nsfw]

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And for today in Things You Can't Unsee: Christopher Reeve kissing Michael Caine.

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And the award for best doppelgänger goes to... (NSFW)

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And on the 275th day, when the warm sun shone just right... (NSFW-light)

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And goodbye.

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And here's Madonna. Please don't be mad at me.

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and.. I'm crazy?

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And I thought Rammstein had disturbing album covers...

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And now to the weather forecast... Cindy, you might need to put in your diaphragm tonight (NSFW?)

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Friend said he was tanning and his GF was naked next to him. I asked for a pic and got this. slightly [NSFW]

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And the award for "Best Boner Killer" goes to...

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And the winner for the most disgusting looking porn thumbnail goes to... [NSFW]

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My friend and I were walking through the forest and found this spot. I was about to go swimming when he snapped this pic.

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And how is he supposed to reach that from there? [NSFW]

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And one day I bled profusely from my throat...

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...And yes those are real people up on there.

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And this is why I will never get my car washed anywhere else [Fixed] NSFW

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...and Rage we shall (slightly NSFW)

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... And that's two turtles

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...And then she ate it [NSFW]

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And here we see the elusive snow-dick in its native habitat.

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And THIS is why Firefox is my #1 browser.

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Texted pic of chips and salsa from wifes favorite restaraunt to her and typed "don't be mad". She sent this pic and typed "U either!!"

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And the award to the best stall of the year goes to.....

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Probably buying Lady Gaga's new album now. She posted a nudey pic and said she and her artist "explored different poses" for her new album cover and filled the album booklet with the unused poses. NSFW

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.......and today there was a shortage of mosquito netting in this country

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And let's just the photos included didn't contain the homecoming pictures of us (Kinda NSFW)

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And the brand is "ANL"

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And the award goes too (NSFW)

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And this is why you don't slap a porcupine [NSFW]

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..and in the darkness, bind them [NSFW]

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And then there was one...

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And everyone says Montreal is the party city in Canada...

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And this is why the human race can't have nice things. They'll probably end up extinct like black rhinos. [nsfw]

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Walking around Times Square yesterday and stumble upon a group of ladies completely naked except for paint and a tiny g-string. This is a pic of my friend and one of the girls.

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And everyone is happy here...

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And here can be seen a model of the rare Penisaurus Erectus

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And you thought your job was bad ...? Woman's Just shows that minorities truly do the jobs no one else will do...!

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"...and I'll show you mine."

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And this kids is why you wear finger guards when playing goalie in soccer

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And then Sparks Flew [OC]

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And...those are carrots. (NSFW)

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And into the sea

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And now for some appreciation for Daisy Dukes, amirite :) marked Mature

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