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Sorrowful and resigned, just keep your head down and get through the working day.

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Hey Reddit, I borrowed my roomates computer and typed www. into his browser and this came up [NSFW]

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What happens when you reddit search Bill Gates and Steve Jobs and click the link...NSFW

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Watching the Futurama movie on Netflix for the first time, and I just wanted to point out that Lila and Amy are bangin hot (NSFW)

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NSFW - TATOO OF THE YEAR - My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo. Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly? I gave in and decided to let him. After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice...and I thought...a C

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A gratuitous picture of a man, woman and a hamster doing unspeakable sexual acts while jumping out of an airplane covered in bacon grease and stay puft marshmellows (with caffiene) [NSFW]

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How much money do you think is in this picture? If you guess correctly, I'll double it and donate it to a charity of your choice or I'll half it and send it to you via PayPal.

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got in a fight with my sister and she tried to kick me in the balls. So I went and bought these to fight back...maybe NSFW

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Hey Reddit, here's a picture of my best friend and I climbing a tower naked. How many up and down votes are in it? (NSFW)

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What is created when you do drugs and someone mentions anal and chicken feet. NSFW.

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NSFW-ish - My friends and I see you your "penises on textbooks" and raise you one pair of blue balls.

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i'm going to tell you this is a picture of a cock and a pussy to mislead you, but it's just a chicken and a cat. I'm so funny huh? oh yeah [NSFW]

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So I am really good with Photoshop and made this for my friend and he doesn't appreciate it. Maybe someone will. (NSFW)

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When drunk... Instead of thinking you can do sweet shit, take my example, and just and go home instead.

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Well reddit, it comes to this. Our Reddit fantasy football draft order is going to be determined by karma earned today. I only have an hour and a half left, so I humbly fall on my sword and show you: me molesting my nuts.

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Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

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At Snake and Jakes.... Walter, Cocks, Reddit and Bush [NSFW]

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i was pondering over the expression "having a weirdest boner", and then i stumbled upon this and - there it was! (NSFW)

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"Drove to the river and went across on the pontoon bridge, stopping in the middle to take a piss in the Rhine, and then pick up some dirt on the far side, in emulation of William the Conqueror." General George Patton, 1945 [NSFW?]

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So that's what the human body looks like... with no skin... and heavily preserved... and shooting some hoops [NSFW]

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It's valentines, so I stripped her down and got inside her. I put on a little lube and lets just say... it was an explosive finish.

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I like to imaging that I'm in my car with Emma Watson and she is all naughty and stuff.

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I see your table cloth, salt and pepper shakers - and raise you one scarf.

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These are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

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A large canvas painting of Cinderella and Prince Charming. And their dog.

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Friday the 13th was pretty unlucky for me. Girlfriend left me, and I all I can do now is sit for 4 weeks and recover from my surgery. So here's some pictures of my tympanoplasty!

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A better picture of Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill and the topless girl (NSFW due to nipple)

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Friend was driving home and a guy gets out of his car, in the middle of the road, and starts draining the main vein. [NSFW?]

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Big Daddy Kane, Madonna and Naomi Campbell getting all hot and bothered

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À propos de Nice is a 1930 silent short documentary film directed by Jean Vigo and photographed by Boris Kaufman. The film depicts life in Nice, France by documenting the people in the city, their daily routines, a carnival and social inequalities.

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Was at a social gathering when my mate stands up and says "i'm gonna go draw a dick". Went to the bathroom a couple of hours later and found this.

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Pretty gross and maybe NSFW. I accidentally stepped on this and maggots starting squirming out of it.

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The second this guy turned around and saw what was behind him he literally picked up his chair and moved to get a better view [NSFW]

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My sister is drunk and she just sent me this by 'accident'. She's 22 and I'm 25 (nsfw)

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I work at a dildo ranch, and often get bored. This is what I do with googly eyes and old product to help pass the time. (NSFW)

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Got a text from a random number and my friend and I decided to have some fun! (just found these on my computer from a couple years ago) [NSFW]

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[NSFW] What happens when a penis is accidentally posted on facebook, and you screenshot it and send it to your friend.......

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I was reading about Andrew, Abby, and Lizzie Borden, and this picture was shown. Can someone please help me figure out what I'm looking at? I know it's supposed to be a body, but I can't see it no matter how hard I try. (Sorry if wrong sub.)

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super homophobic kid at school called me a fag, so i spent three hours and drew this picture and i got the combo to his locker which is right next to mine. monday is going to be great.

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Dad had an unknown allergic reaction and his uvula swelled up and closed his air way. It just hangs there down his throat. Looks kind of like a little you-know-what...

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Earliest and accurate sketch of Stonehenge. Watercolor painting. From Flemish painter and poet Lucas de Heere. Found in his book ‘Corte Beschryvinghe van England, Scotland, ende Irland, England (London)'. 1573-1575 AD

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I took a break from my work and decided to make a silly logo for shits and giggles. Introducing 'Butt'

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NYC allows women to go topless, but neither sex are allowed to roam bottomless, unless the bits are covered in paint, and then it's "art". This guy successfully tested the laws yesterday in times square and for some reason, wanted to give me a hug (articl

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[NSFW and NSFL] I searched up ''Japanese soldiers bayoneting babies'' and these two results came up, side by side. One shows two Japanese soldiers killing a Chinese baby, while the other shows two Japanese soldiers giving water to a Chinese baby. War brin

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[NSFW-Dead Person] A weeping lady hugs partner, a pedicab driver and alleged drug pusher, who was shot and killed

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[NSFW] Mothmeisters taxidermy+evil clowns and more. (Reposting because: Halloween and recent events)

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Got divorced, lost my job, so me and my buddy got on our motorcycles and rode North to the Alaskan Arctic until the road ran out.

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Mortar explodes in firing tube and kills soldiers and photographer (Afghanistan 2017). (NSFW)

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When your soon to be wife borrows your phone for the day and Wal-Mart and Facebook know it. [NSFW]

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Be cautious when swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, my mother in law's cousin caught the vibrio infection and she may lose her hand and possibly even her life if they can not get the infection in check

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Been in a Labor and Delivery room with my wife waiting for our daughter to be born for the last day and a half. We just found this left over from the last occupant NSFW GORE

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TIL that cement is caustic and can cause skin burns. But I didn't learn it from that other redditor's TIL, and I wish I had. CAT tax included. NSFW

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This is a dead body of Mr. Pappu Shukla ji, a homeless man from Gujarat State (India) who took care of abandoned dogs for many years. He died yesterday and his beloved dogs surrounded and protected his body, refusing to leave his side.. May Pappu Shukla j

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