Jizz

A pair in motion...

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The Cuppet Show

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Me: Compare her face to her boobs. Engineer: I got this!

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Hi, Ho!

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Chemistry

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Girlfriend: "What the hell kind of floor lamp is THAT???" Me: "If you're THAT curious, then turn her on, yourself!"

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Tattoos don't count!

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This is why Betsy from Etsy can't jet ski...

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Smirks are perks!

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Gunpowder. Gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam...

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The many definitions of "bound"...

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Too soon?

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If you're prudent and play it safe, then you won't get Ink on you...

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Yer a wizard, Gloria!

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The only who can tell you, "You can't!" - is YOU...

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Thanksyou'reapeach!

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No person is completely wicked, just as no person is perfect. We are all grey...

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I heat up! I cool down. When something gets in my way I go round it...

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Tee'pol, T'pol, Tee'pol, Tee'Paw'ah'olll. I suggest you look in the comments for more...

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"Fashion" is to "yachting" as "bikini" is to "motorboating"...

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First disarm her, THEN charm the pants off of her!

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What goes up...

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People of Nordstrom

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Mon-Bell Amie!

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When suddenly having to choose and there's no time to think!

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No matter the appetite, everything is a napkin in bed...

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The 1960s called. They want YO MAMA!

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Quarantine, day thirteen, and the onslaught continues...

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Oooh! Somebody STOP me!

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Croissants? Check. Eyeful Towel-Hair? Check!

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She took the Mr Clean Magic Eraser Challenge - and we all lost...

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Nicki Minaj rebooting after a firmware update...

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'Dorable the Explorable

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This ain't your grandfather's Frankenstein: Jeff Chapman don't build 'em like they used to...

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It's eclectic! Bewbie boobie booby!

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Oh my GAWD! Did you just fart?!? My mouth was open...

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Capture a shadow, dance with the wind, stand in a rainbow, begin at the end...

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