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Cirque du So Leila

Cirque du So Leila

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For those scrolling down: Time to wash up!

For those scrolling down: Time to wash up!

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Terrible!

Terrible!

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Not!

Not!

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Hot!

Hot!

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This classic should need no introduction...

This classic should need no introduction...

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What's your sign? Seriously, what the hell did you show her?!?

What's your sign? Seriously, what the hell did you show her?!?

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A pair in motion...

A pair in motion...

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My word! <--the truly not-safe-for-work version...

My word! <--the truly not-safe-for-work version...

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My word! <--the truly safe-for-work version...

My word! <--the truly safe-for-work version...

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Mahhh-meee SHARKED! Doot-dooh-do-dooh-do-dooh...

Mahhh-meee SHARKED! Doot-dooh-do-dooh-do-dooh...

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The Cuppet Show

The Cuppet Show

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A bit of a stretch...

A bit of a stretch...

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Don't flinch!

Don't flinch!

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Soon...

Soon...

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Me: Compare her face to her boobs. Engineer: I got this!

Me: Compare her face to her boobs. Engineer: I got this!

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Somewhat Full of Bash...

Somewhat Full of Bash...

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Hi, Ho!

Hi, Ho!

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I'd play with her...

I'd play with her...

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Chemistry

Chemistry

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First Aid FACT #21: In an emergency situation while waiting for medical professionals

First Aid FACT #21: In an emergency situation while waiting for medical professionals to arrive, a broken arm or wrist may be safely immobilized within the cleavage of a voluptuous woman...

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That creepy girl from The Ring is all grown up and you won't BELIEVE what she looks

That creepy girl from The Ring is all grown up and you won't BELIEVE what she looks like now!

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"If the path before you is clear, then you're probably on someone else."

"If the path before you is clear, then you're probably on someone else." Or something like that...

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Girlfriend: "What the hell kind of floor lamp is THAT???" Me: "If

Girlfriend: "What the hell kind of floor lamp is THAT???" Me: "If you're THAT curious, then turn her on, yourself!"

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Does this count? Also, how does Steve Buscemi still not know how to use a camera?

Does this count? Also, how does Steve Buscemi still not know how to use a camera?

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TIL roadside assistance in Europe is nothing like "Triple A"...

TIL roadside assistance in Europe is nothing like "Triple A"...

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Have you ever seen a girl stick her tongue out to the side when she's really concentrating

Have you ever seen a girl stick her tongue out to the side when she's really concentrating on something? Just asking. No reason...

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Orange is the New Little Black Dress! Except that this is from a few years ago and,

Orange is the New Little Black Dress! Except that this is from a few years ago and, really, you're STILL reading this???

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Tattoos don't count!

Tattoos don't count!

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This is why Betsy from Etsy can't jet ski...

This is why Betsy from Etsy can't jet ski...

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Meanwhile, back in Kazakhstan...

Meanwhile, back in Kazakhstan...

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Therrre's no need to fear...

Therrre's no need to fear...

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I call bottom!

I call bottom!

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Watch yo step! Trippin' balls!

Watch yo step! Trippin' balls!

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Scarlett, your favorite subreddit is called "Almost" WHAT?

Scarlett, your favorite subreddit is called "Almost" WHAT?

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Open wide!

Open wide!

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I met this old guy on the beach. He's in heaven, now. I know, because his last words

I met this old guy on the beach. He's in heaven, now. I know, because his last words to me were: "I'll seeya on the other side, Kid"...

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From a purely scientific perspective, her body parts are attractive to every other

From a purely scientific perspective, her body parts are attractive to every other body part in the UNIVERSE, with a force [1] proportional to the product of their masses AND [2] inversely proportional to the distance between them...

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Smirks are perks!

Smirks are perks!

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A smirk is a perk!

A smirk is a perk!

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Just my five ladies and me, sharing recipes between loads of laundry outside of the

Just my five ladies and me, sharing recipes between loads of laundry outside of the Marina Bait & Laundromat...

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Streaks on the mirror...

Streaks on the mirror...

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How SirJimmy learned to count...

How SirJimmy learned to count...

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How extortable Russian assets learn to count...

How extortable Russian assets learn to count...

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Subtle...

Subtle...

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Graphic...

Graphic...

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This is yours!

This is yours!

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Illuminaughty

Illuminaughty

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Right Angle

Right Angle

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Uh oh. Trouble...

Uh oh. Trouble...

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Painter's tape would have been far less tacky...

Painter's tape would have been far less tacky...

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Luke: Whatcha thinkin' about, 3PO? C3PO: Oh, you know. Droid stuff...

Luke: Whatcha thinkin' about, 3PO? C3PO: Oh, you know. Droid stuff...

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Bad Guy

Bad Guy

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Ain't no rest for the wicked...

Ain't no rest for the wicked...

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Gunpowder. Gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam...

Gunpowder. Gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam...

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The many definitions of "bound"...

The many definitions of "bound"...

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Novel Coronavirus PSA: Ever-so-slightly bending the r/AlmostBoobs rules to metaphorically

Novel Coronavirus PSA: Ever-so-slightly bending the r/AlmostBoobs rules to metaphorically demonstrate poor social distancing practices...

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Closed-minded? Then GO AWAY! Here at AlmostBoobs, we're all about the broad views!

Closed-minded? Then GO AWAY! Here at AlmostBoobs, we're all about the broad views!

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AlmostBoobs is being brought to you today by: The letter "v"...

AlmostBoobs is being brought to you today by: The letter "v"...

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Imagery courtesy of our good friends at r/AlmostBoob...

Imagery courtesy of our good friends at r/AlmostBoob...

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