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NSFW:Good girl's bend at the knee's, bad girl's bend at the waist :-O

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TIL about the effects of nude skydiving on women's breasts [NSFW]

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TIL White oppression still exists (NSFW)

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TIL the phrase "flying fuck" was used in an 1800 broadsheet to refer to horseback sex. [NSFW]

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TIL Junior chocolate is disturbing... once you see it....

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TIL what angry dragon means

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TIL my wife's humor is outshone only by her self-depreciating wit

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TIL: Wil Wheaton's TableTop show is filmed on a porn set [NSFW] [X-post from /r/WTF]

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TIL Wil Wheaton's Table Top show is filmed on a porn set [NSFW]

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TIL The Sport Of Chest Boxing invented in Berlin is the perfect match of brains and brawn

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TIL Paulina Gretzky (Wayne's daughter) has a tatoo of her dad's uniform number on or near her pubic region.

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TIL- boobs are handy at gigs

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Starting my doctorate. Removing these boltons. Young women of reddit: love yourself (NSFW)

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TIL Ron Jeremy could at one point blow himself (NSFW)

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The Zigerians in Rick and Morty have dicks for faces and the Mega Trees are also dicks. Semi [nsfw]

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TIL You can't inject marijuana

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TIL That Dr. Spock's first name is Benjamin.

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TIL about Hanal

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TIL that they do 3D tattoos for breast cancer survivors! NSFW

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TIL how a hand works (NSFW)

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TIL, the plural of toothbrush is not "teethbrush".

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TIL That Colonel Gaddafi was taken prisoner before his death, and stabbed multiple times in the anus!

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TIL: The ano-genital distance or "taint spread" is like a fingerprint unique to each individual. It is secretly recorded at birth and used to identify and track individuals through cameras installed in public toilets which also track our intestinal functi

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TIL the "C-word" used to be a positive word describing a strong woman. Now, not so much.

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TIL the "C-word" used to be a positive word describing a strong woman. Now not so much.

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[NSFW] TIL there is a drawing of a penis on Mars made by the NASA

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TIL : inverted penises. I thought it was a joke. Googled it for pictures.

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TIL there are simple sign language movements for easy communication in the bedroom. NSFW?

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TIL using a keyboard can cause serious injury.

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TIL what "honeydicked" means. (nsfw-ish)

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TIL that the Karen Gillan, the actress who played Nebula (my first 'alien' crush) in GOTG is also hot as a human female.

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50 Shades of Filthy Farmers - Pesticide Application Label

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Cum in my eye

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TIL how to open a box of corn dogs when you are wasted =)

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TIL If you put a plasma light against your crotch, your genitals will show.

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(NSFW) my light looks like a nipple...

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TIL In Disney's Who Framed Roger Rabbit there is a scene where Jessica Rabbit flashes the camera for a couple frames when viewed on laserdisc. NSFW

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Does my shit make you smile too? It does for me

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TIL the biggest poop in the World is 26 feet long [nsfw]

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TIL Why after sex women want to cuddle while I just want to take a fucking nap.

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TIL that one can play game in Google Chrome by touching the dinosaur when internet connectivity is not possible (I've only tried this om my phone).

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TIL Pharrell Williams is 42 years old

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I searched a subreddit filming people while fucking using drones. Did find r/droneporn which is a drone art sub rather than a fucking creep sub. This gives me hope for humanity you guys! Thank you for not disappointing me!

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[NSFW/NSFL] TIL that wine can be made from semen.

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TIL People don't like it when other people beg on Kickstarter [NSFW - Language]

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TIL how many bjs Joan Rivers had to give to make it to the top (nsfw in caption)

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TIL i've been sucking icecream out of condoms as a kid

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TIL that the idea of " witches riding brooms" is derived from the practice of applying a hallucinogenic ergot mixture to broomsticks and then using the broomstick on the genitals.

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TIL when to...

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TIL Looking at a NSFW post can have unintended consequences via the Chrome Launcher

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Uh oh... Something doesn't belong

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Cheating ex just go implants drained...

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TIL There's a band called "Anal Cunt."

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Teenagers are dicks, don't greet them unless you want to be called a cunt.

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Today i learned that Brooke Shields started doing sexualized nude scenes at the age of 14 in the movie 'The Blue Lagoon'. These pictures and movies are still readily available and legal today. (Nsfw)

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TIL Rick and Morty started out in 2006 as "The Adventures of Doc and Mharti" in which Marty licks Docs balls. [NSFW]

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TIL that 'my penis' has a facebook account

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