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TIL The Russian Museum of Erotica paid $8,000 for what they claim is the penis of

TIL The Russian Museum of Erotica paid $8,000 for what they claim is the penis of Grigory Rasputin, advisor for the Russian Tsars during WWI, in an effort to cure clinical patients of sexual impotence. [NSFW]

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TIL Cthulhu is a dick. (Possibly NSFW? )

TIL Cthulhu is a dick. (Possibly NSFW? )

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(NSFW) TIL an alternative use for chapstick

(NSFW) TIL an alternative use for chapstick

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(NSFW) TIL an alternative use chapstick

(NSFW) TIL an alternative use chapstick

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TIL that TonightILearned (TnIL) is TIL's darker sibling, intended for NSFW TILs.

TIL that TonightILearned (TnIL) is TIL's darker sibling, intended for NSFW TILs.

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'TIL' in Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Vol.1" when 'The Bride' is walking

'TIL' in Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Vol.1" when 'The Bride' is walking towards the stairs in the House of Blue Leaves to fight the first round of bodyguards you see a shot taken from underneath through the glass floor. The bottom of her shoes reads "

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TIL The St Regis bar in NYC has a 30 foot long painting inspired by King Cole's fart.

TIL The St Regis bar in NYC has a 30 foot long painting inspired by King Cole's fart. Salvador Dali often visited this bar because he was amused by this painting.

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TIL Depicting child death on Facebook doesn't violate their community standards (NSFW)(GRAPHIC).

TIL Depicting child death on Facebook doesn't violate their community standards (NSFW)(GRAPHIC).

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TIL Henry Ford invented the production line AND the racist slur "Snipcock"

TIL Henry Ford invented the production line AND the racist slur "Snipcock"

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TIL South Korea has this really perverted and weird statue, and must be some kind

TIL South Korea has this really perverted and weird statue, and must be some kind of weird country to allow this (NSFW)

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TIL this happens and I am horrified. Thank you tosh.o

TIL this happens and I am horrified. Thank you tosh.o

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Oh wow!

Oh wow!

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Mallard Ducks Engage in homosexual necrophilia an IG Nobel prize was won for this

Mallard Ducks Engage in homosexual necrophilia an IG Nobel prize was won for this research.

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TIL Pornhub has achievements

TIL Pornhub has achievements

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TIL that you can trade your Starbucks gift cards for porn. (NSFW)

TIL that you can trade your Starbucks gift cards for porn. (NSFW)

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TIL The School I Attend Used Roadkill to Promote an Upcoming Hockey Game. (Maybe

TIL The School I Attend Used Roadkill to Promote an Upcoming Hockey Game. (Maybe NSFW due to Roadkill)

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TIL that there are naked photos of Walt Whitman as an old man. Photographer Thomas

TIL that there are naked photos of Walt Whitman as an old man. Photographer Thomas Eakins. [NSFW]

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TIL Director Lee Roy Meyers, who did Game of Bones and Sailor Poon, created a new

TIL Director Lee Roy Meyers, who did Game of Bones and Sailor Poon, created a new porn parody: Doctor Whore [NSFW text]

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TIL [NSFW] That when you post to /r/gonewild, there's shitload of bots sending you

TIL [NSFW] That when you post to /r/gonewild, there's shitload of bots sending you messages, which are hilarious if you're a male.

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TIL that the term "Vegemite sandwich" which appears in the popular song

TIL that the term "Vegemite sandwich" which appears in the popular song "Down Under" is a code word for a homosexual act... [NSFW verbiage]

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TIL thy use Suction Cups in acupuncture (maybe NSFW)

TIL thy use Suction Cups in acupuncture (maybe NSFW)

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TIL they pur instructions on how to put a condom on in the box.

TIL they pur instructions on how to put a condom on in the box.

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TIL you can buy a barrel of lube from Amazon

TIL you can buy a barrel of lube from Amazon

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TIL there's a website that lets you cockify your enemy's logos. NSFW

TIL there's a website that lets you cockify your enemy's logos. NSFW

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TIL that the record for most sexual partners in 24 hours is held by Lisa Sparks,

TIL that the record for most sexual partners in 24 hours is held by Lisa Sparks, at 919 men.

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TIL: They have lube bottles at the vet

TIL: They have lube bottles at the vet

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TIL a bunch of pixel dicks together make Pikachu (Dickachu)

TIL a bunch of pixel dicks together make Pikachu (Dickachu)

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TIL there is an RPG game on the Android store called "Daily Masturbation Upgrade".

TIL there is an RPG game on the Android store called "Daily Masturbation Upgrade".

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This Chick is British, 22, has a successful YouTube Channel, she has only one Kidney

This Chick is British, 22, has a successful YouTube Channel, she has only one Kidney and...well...Two Vaginas...

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TIL in Uganda it is ok to have sex with my brothers wife, but it might not protect

TIL in Uganda it is ok to have sex with my brothers wife, but it might not protect me from AIDs. Source in comments.

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TIL that more nude photos are in the "hash tag" #gta5 on instagram than

TIL that more nude photos are in the "hash tag" #gta5 on instagram than there really is stuff about gta 5

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TIL Ancient Egypt pharaohs use to pray to the sexual-power god "Amun-Min"

TIL Ancient Egypt pharaohs use to pray to the sexual-power god "Amun-Min" to jerk off on their penises to give them the sexual power to preform well at sex and have childs.

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TIL Jewish Multi-Billionaire George Soros is an avid supporter of Feminism, but only

TIL Jewish Multi-Billionaire George Soros is an avid supporter of Feminism, but only if it stays out of his home Country of Israel

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US M2 Money Supply Vs. Dow Jones Chart

US M2 Money Supply Vs. Dow Jones Chart

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TIL What pins are from surgeries

TIL What pins are from surgeries

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Help me identify this JAV actress (I've got desperate after few days without answers)

Help me identify this JAV actress (I've got desperate after few days without answers)

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TIL searching for Pepsi on reddit gives you results for NSFW subreddits

TIL searching for Pepsi on reddit gives you results for NSFW subreddits

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TIL this famous 1945 image of Lee Miller in Hitlers bathtub was taken the same day

TIL this famous 1945 image of Lee Miller in Hitlers bathtub was taken the same day he committed suicide during the Siege of Berlin.

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There's a picture of one of Jack The Ripper's victims, Mary Jane Kelly

There's a picture of one of Jack The Ripper's victims, Mary Jane Kelly

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TIL Pornhub puts legitimate ads up before its videos, such as a music video for Gutta

TIL Pornhub puts legitimate ads up before its videos, such as a music video for Gutta Twins Ft. Flo Rida.

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NSFW: TIL underneath the lid of the "bigger blacker box" on cards against

NSFW: TIL underneath the lid of the "bigger blacker box" on cards against humanity, there is a hidden card.

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TIL That Kim Kardashian is the third ranked "pornstar" on PornHub [NSFW]

TIL That Kim Kardashian is the third ranked "pornstar" on PornHub [NSFW]

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[NSFW] TIL: CVS is also a sex shop

[NSFW] TIL: CVS is also a sex shop

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TIL that some of reddit's sample social buttons (bottom of every page) link to porn

TIL that some of reddit's sample social buttons (bottom of every page) link to porn subs [NSFW]

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TIL that Apollo 12 astronauts had playmate images and cartoons added to some lunar

TIL that Apollo 12 astronauts had playmate images and cartoons added to some lunar surface journal pages.

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TIL That we have an actual University of Manchester professor on our very NSFW website...

TIL That we have an actual University of Manchester professor on our very NSFW website...

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TIL that bacon reader automatically has a setting hiding NSFW posts

TIL that bacon reader automatically has a setting hiding NSFW posts

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TIL Pornhub will miss Prince too.

TIL Pornhub will miss Prince too.

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TIL: Dear Music Producers,you must read this. (Shared by Laidback Luke and maybe

TIL: Dear Music Producers,you must read this. (Shared by Laidback Luke and maybe originally by Chocolate Puma)

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TIL that "bugchasing" is a thing.... (NSFW)

TIL that "bugchasing" is a thing.... (NSFW)

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Brad being rad. NSFW

Brad being rad. NSFW

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