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"God damnit, I told you about that! Fuck"

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I wonder what they're looking at

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Made some introspective porn quotes at work today

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Certified #1 Ass

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A late night fap session lead to a small realization. One that encompasses my geekdom, and explains... why I am fapping late at night.

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Cartman.

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Fuck you ocean!

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Fleshlight makes a leg mount for your phone so you can fap if you have no place to put your phone.

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That lady's face is like "awkward!"

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they left the tv on while filming and halfway through this magic moment happened (nsfw)

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Benny Hill

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Everyone's favorite pastime, now on your lunchbox!

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How could you pass up that opportunity?

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Oh, I forgot to tell you something, Bruce

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Policeman's dream

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Relationship Goal

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Wardrobe malfunction

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Shit happens sometimes

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He doesn't know where to put her.

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All sandwiches are beautiful

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Might be his first blowjob.

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I believe I can fl- *snapshot* -yyyyy!

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Cocked and loaded!

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Can't smoke this pipe at work.

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Vacuuming

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Sometimes It's All About The Angle

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Working the pole.

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Ending the show with a bang

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New Star Wars trailer is out today.

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Have you seen my keys?

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Clocking Out

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Patrick!!!

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OHH Gawd, I didn't know that was gonna happen!

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When your squad catches you balls deep

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Found this old bottle of wine in my Grand Pa's Shed.

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...it's gonna be ME!

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Let me help you cover that up.

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Pussy Soooo Sensitive

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Happy International Women's Day!

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Hold the Wii remote securely and do not let go of it.

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I don't think she's a real babysitter

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Secret Weapon

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Posted by a Polish volunteer fighting ISIS in Syria...

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original hotdog!

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Moving a heavy table

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Are you alright?

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Unexpected

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Who wants breakfast?!

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Doesn't really look like it

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Browsing Facebook Marketplace when this little beauty appeared.

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Damn sexy!

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Now Blow Me a Bubble!

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Meirl

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Same

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Guess she wasn't a very good teacher

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6 used and new from$15.68

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Drew the "short straw"

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Lmao wtf

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Study and Sex. at the same time. you can!

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