Jizz

Always ready

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Yoga chicks.

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Best Slip-n-Slide EVER (via /r/AnythingGoesPics)

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Poems found in the comments on Pornhub

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I found a familiar face on a porn website

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Licking pussy gives Hitler stache

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Necessity is the mother if invention.

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He was quite creative

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Miley loves Leonardo

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When your friend regrips your clubs for you, you may pull this from your golf bag on the 1st green.

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That fucking bitch (X-post from /r/NSFW_GIF)

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When she's horny and you're trying to invade Poland. (x/post from /r/funny)

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Floor at the Texas State Capitol (x-post from /r/austin)

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I heard its good for your teeth

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Oh, Albert you sick fuck, you.

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spidey shot

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"Fish Meat"

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That's the real twerk.

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Oscar winning orgasm.

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Joy--the "Heeldo" is on the market.

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According to my wife, this "is the worst Valentine's day card EVER!"

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Paused my youtube porn at just the right time

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Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly

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When you're in traffic but get hungry

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Dick says he lives on the third floor.

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Where did I go wrong in life, for this not to be me?

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Hope there's no kids on that playground

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MRW unexpected rim job

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I've never seen anything this wonderful (I have a sad life...)

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SFW Porno

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I've gotta take a picture/vid of this cause no one will believe it.

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From the author that gave you "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"...

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Damn you xvideos, I'm not here to laugh.

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Pinn'd On Campus

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Like giving a bj to one of the 3 stooges.

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Pricasso, the man who paints with his penis.

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Sorcery

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Rebel scum

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Brazzers has great timing

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Lie to me... Lie to me... Lie to me...

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A wild Diglett appears! Wait...

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Cheat Sheet - FIXED

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"Either lesbian bondage isn't nearly as much fun as everybody says, or we're doing it wrong." "Ya think?"

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"Hokkie Ouers" means "Hockey parents"

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No wonder all the ECG girls are so happy

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PORN? NO, NEVER!

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It had to happen eventually

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Esteemed Colleagues, allow me to introduce, my latest Invention.

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The Look of Surprise

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Pornhub front page... Who even comes up with these situations?!?!

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When you decided to be gay?

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Einstein

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Quite unfortunate

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Just going out for a couple of things, don't mind me.

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Well, that's life...

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Taste the rainbow

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*happy villager noises*

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When the cottage you rented has an unexpected maid service.

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It's not on if it's not on

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What's that about toilet paper?

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