Jizz

One of my cooks burned his arm a little. NSFL xpost from kitchenconfidential

pics, KitchenConfidential

Had to make a gingerbread house today. Thought you guys would like my gingerbread people. (possible NSFW).

KitchenConfidential, funny

Dictator

KitchenConfidential, funny

Response to the dictator post: we too have had genitalia potatoes. (NSFW)

KitchenConfidential, FoodPorn, FiftyFifty, Pareidolia

Imagine my surprise doing bacon this morning... (Potentially NSFW)

KitchenConfidential, Pareidolia, PareidoliaGoneWild

Gotta love training a new dishwasher....

KitchenConfidential, mistyfront

It doesn't get much worse than this... x-post r/kitchenconfidential

ketchuphate

Food Fetish

NSFWFunny, KitchenConfidential, MakeMeSuffer

Cook here. My worst nightmare happened yesterday. An aerosol can of Vegalene somehow fell into the fryer and no one noticed. It exploded while I was standing a foot away with my back to the fryer, showering me with 350° oil. I'm currently in the ICU. NSFW

TalesFromYourServer, KitchenConfidential

[homemade] hand sculpted chocolate cream filled penii

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Biggest newspaper in Argentina is publishing a guide for "knife skills"

Chefit, KitchenConfidential

Mlem

WTF, KitchenConfidential

Kitchen foot

KitchenConfidential, DunderMifflin

Sometimes there are no winners.

Wellthatsucks, KitchenConfidential

Coworker with headphones in was carrying a heavy box and slammed into me while I was dicing chicken.

HadToHurt, KitchenConfidential

So, our big walk in freezer tends to spill some water when defrosting and some idiot put the cupcake boxes directly underneath it, which resulted in the cupcakes being extra "happy to see me" today.

KitchenConfidential, mildlypenis

Oh these? These are just my water proof boots

KitchenConfidential

Vegetable peeler cuts are the worst.

KitchenConfidential

A Lighter Shade of Pale

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