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Naughty Children.

Naughty Children.

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I love the new expansion pack!

I love the new expansion pack!

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Hey baby...

Hey baby...

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Oxi-Clean: Making your whites even whiter.

Oxi-Clean: Making your whites even whiter.

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1800s Problems

1800s Problems

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Anatomically, it checks out.

Anatomically, it checks out.

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My friend couldn't read it out loud.

My friend couldn't read it out loud.

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Took a while after my gf put that one on the table

Took a while after my gf put that one on the table

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My winner of the night

My winner of the night

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My friends were wondering why I was laughing so hard; they were not disappointed.

My friends were wondering why I was laughing so hard; they were not disappointed.

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This great combo happened today.

This great combo happened today.

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It's my Cake Day so I thought I would finally post 2 cards that Wil Wheaton made

It's my Cake Day so I thought I would finally post 2 cards that Wil Wheaton made for me.

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Okay, okay! I'll order in portrait mode!

Okay, okay! I'll order in portrait mode!

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One of the best card combinations I've ever seen played

One of the best card combinations I've ever seen played

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He can never get anything right.

He can never get anything right.

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What does Santa give to bad children?

What does Santa give to bad children?

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Ignore the chosen cards, look at the one on the right! (We were playing online)

Ignore the chosen cards, look at the one on the right! (We were playing online)

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The best play from last nights game! Mom.com won the round.

The best play from last nights game! Mom.com won the round.

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Good one from the other night

Good one from the other night

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I'm very sorry

I'm very sorry

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I played this last night...

I played this last night...

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Best of the night!

Best of the night!

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With extra explosions!

With extra explosions!

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Hilarious both ways

Hilarious both ways

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So close... and yet so perfect

So close... and yet so perfect

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My bullshit didn't come with jack shit.

My bullshit didn't come with jack shit.

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Winner winner chicken dinner...with grandma!

Winner winner chicken dinner...with grandma!

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Anderson Coopers daily routine..

Anderson Coopers daily routine..

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Can't let those empty cards go to waste

Can't let those empty cards go to waste

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This play made everyone quit.

This play made everyone quit.

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A little gem from NYE

A little gem from NYE

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We laughed for about 5 minutes and it took even longer to decide on a winner.

We laughed for about 5 minutes and it took even longer to decide on a winner.

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Played this and won last night.

Played this and won last night.

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Our friend judging this round was both gay and had a father who molested his sister.

Our friend judging this round was both gay and had a father who molested his sister. We all took the gay route. Rando did not.

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Rando strikes again

Rando strikes again

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Wife played this tonight

Wife played this tonight

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Too soon?

Too soon?

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My wife made me a cake for my birthday.

My wife made me a cake for my birthday.

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I guess that's... True?

I guess that's... True?

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This is the best haiku I've ever made. Post yours!

This is the best haiku I've ever made. Post yours!

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This is what appears on your screen if you try to view CAH's website in landscape

This is what appears on your screen if you try to view CAH's website in landscape orientation

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I had three friends birthdays all in a row earlier this August

I had three friends birthdays all in a row earlier this August

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That is a lotta dick

That is a lotta dick

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Oh.

Oh.

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My friend brought over her knitting and crafts-themed CAH expansion last night...

My friend brought over her knitting and crafts-themed CAH expansion last night...

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Somebody just posted these 3 blank cards.

Somebody just posted these 3 blank cards.

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Probably my best play ever!

Probably my best play ever!

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At least they saw it coming!

At least they saw it coming!

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Rando played an absolute blinder the other night.

Rando played an absolute blinder the other night.

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Ooh, a doctor!

Ooh, a doctor!

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Definitely the best play of the night

Definitely the best play of the night

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My friend was bored and decided to draw this.

My friend was bored and decided to draw this.

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Kid tested

Kid tested

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Behold!

Behold!

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I'm only posting this to get it on the spreadsheet.

I'm only posting this to get it on the spreadsheet.

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Sounds like an interesting summer.

Sounds like an interesting summer.

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Ain't it though

Ain't it though

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hubs found this card last night....

hubs found this card last night....

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Saw this cake at a bakery near me

Saw this cake at a bakery near me

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As promised, one year later and still not disappointed.

As promised, one year later and still not disappointed.

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