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I found it only slightly difficult to fap to.

I found it only slightly difficult to fap to.

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Took the judge ~5 minutes to stop laughing long enough to read this out.

Took the judge ~5 minutes to stop laughing long enough to read this out.

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Ya... this one was the winner that night

Ya... this one was the winner that night

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This is the card my 15-year-old son played to win his first-ever awesome point in

This is the card my 15-year-old son played to win his first-ever awesome point in his first-ever game! Geez...

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Automatic Win! (x-post /funny)

Automatic Win! (x-post /funny)

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There was a brief moment of silence. Followed by lots of urine and tears.

There was a brief moment of silence. Followed by lots of urine and tears.

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Oh boy

Oh boy

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This card combo ruined a party back in April. I can see why the creators retired

This card combo ruined a party back in April. I can see why the creators retired the top card.

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One of my favorites from last night

One of my favorites from last night

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This one had us all in tears

This one had us all in tears

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Consider it a Mother's Day present

Consider it a Mother's Day present

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Another gem from my wife... She may be funnier than me

Another gem from my wife... She may be funnier than me

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It's not a picture of cards, but I figured I'd show this: My 75 year-old Conservative

It's not a picture of cards, but I figured I'd show this: My 75 year-old Conservative Christian grandmother after laying down "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body"

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It's a grey area.

It's a grey area.

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For such a tame combo this one had everyone howling with laughter

For such a tame combo this one had everyone howling with laughter

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This has us in tears. 'Murica

This has us in tears. 'Murica

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Lifetime Presents...

Lifetime Presents...

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The worse kind....

The worse kind....

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Sent a letter to CAH, got free shit.

Sent a letter to CAH, got free shit.

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Halloween went pretty well for me...

Halloween went pretty well for me...

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This is what happened to my sticker at work

This is what happened to my sticker at work

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My favorite play from the other day

My favorite play from the other day

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The biggest bomb from last night

The biggest bomb from last night

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Emailed Cards Against Humanity's team, and got more than I expected in response

Emailed Cards Against Humanity's team, and got more than I expected in response

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I just got applauded for this combo.

I just got applauded for this combo.

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My favorite from last night

My favorite from last night

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My 18 year old niece played the black card. The white cards are mine.

My 18 year old niece played the black card. The white cards are mine.

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The awesome people at crabs adjust humidity fulfilled our odd request

The awesome people at crabs adjust humidity fulfilled our odd request

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My friend played this tonight and won hands down

My friend played this tonight and won hands down

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Some times it's all about the timing... A bigger, blacker timing. NSFW

Some times it's all about the timing... A bigger, blacker timing. NSFW

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My brother had heart surgery as a kid. This is his new favorite card.

My brother had heart surgery as a kid. This is his new favorite card.

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I still can't fucking believe this was a Rando.

I still can't fucking believe this was a Rando.

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I am going to hell for playing this.

I am going to hell for playing this.

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It got pretty awful today...

It got pretty awful today...

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Just scored all of this for $22!!!!

Just scored all of this for $22!!!!

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Seems legit

Seems legit

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What Canada doesn't want America to know. (Happy late Independence Day)

What Canada doesn't want America to know. (Happy late Independence Day)

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(NSFW) Sometimes things work out better than they should.

(NSFW) Sometimes things work out better than they should.

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Played by my uncle, who is originally from Detroit.

Played by my uncle, who is originally from Detroit.

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Never forget.

Never forget.

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'Merica!

'Merica!

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A Fault In Our Stars

A Fault In Our Stars

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Playing cards against humanity with a seemingly innocent 11 year old girl when I

Playing cards against humanity with a seemingly innocent 11 year old girl when I get this from her.

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One of the better plays I've been apart of.

One of the better plays I've been apart of.

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This one was dark.

This one was dark.

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My winning hand from last night.

My winning hand from last night.

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The CAH fantasy pack has this rather fitting combination

The CAH fantasy pack has this rather fitting combination

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Sometimes, you hoard two white cards hoping for a chance to use them together. And

Sometimes, you hoard two white cards hoping for a chance to use them together. And sometimes, it works perfectly.

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I wrote a song about Cards Against Humanity and the company actually saw the video

I wrote a song about Cards Against Humanity and the company actually saw the video I made! They sent me this email!

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Pretty accurate, I'd say

Pretty accurate, I'd say

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Got my new BBB - not at all dissatisfied with the results.

Got my new BBB - not at all dissatisfied with the results.

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Winning hand tonight

Winning hand tonight

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White people...

White people...

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This had us rolling for a while

This had us rolling for a while

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Pulp Fiction Fans: Mystery Solved.

Pulp Fiction Fans: Mystery Solved.

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My dad won this one...

My dad won this one...

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A race against time

A race against time

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"Rando Cardissian" is starting to get really, really creepy.

"Rando Cardissian" is starting to get really, really creepy.

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I'd watch it

I'd watch it

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Disturbing yet fitting

Disturbing yet fitting

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