Jizz

I hate period poops.

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Boobs or gtfo

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So much for that.

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Owwww, that was more painful than I was expecting.

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My favorite trip to the beach [nsfw]

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Well, that was awkward. [NSFW]

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MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting

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Don't want to weird any of my friends out by asking if this happens to them!

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Kindda sucks... tried this weekend, and he made the "bitch please" face... (NSFW)

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HIFW Hot guy from class wants to go for a drink after the exam

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When an unflattering picture of me is posted.

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Listening to Bikini Kill after watching The Punk Singer on Netflix and browsing this subreddit...

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HIFW I open NSFW posts at work

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HIFW I pop a painful ingrown hair from a quick shaving job. (possibly NSFW)

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HIF after purchasing lots of new (and sexy!) undies at Aerie's awesome underwear sale, and then walking around my house in them while my roommates are at work

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When I wake up on a Japanese flag when I wasn't expecting it for a few more days

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Thought you ladies would appreciate this bag from my favorite company [nsfw]

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MRW I come home after a long day of work

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MRW I open up my laptop in public and see that I completely forgot to change the NSFW wallpaper.

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Nope.

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Sometimes I wonder about myself

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Bathing in style as a moderately classy lady! [Slightly NSFW]

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M(and my SO's)RW we both have earth shattering orgasms at the same time.

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So I've been making some jewelry in my spare time..

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ONE OF US! ONE OF US! [nsfw]

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MRW I'm 32, have had many partners and have the best sex of my life with my new boyfriend. I didn't know such moves were possible.

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HIFW I've been off hormonal birth control for a month and my sex drive is finally coming back [NSFW]

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Nonononononono. I did something not good; I feel like a gross slut. HIF right now. Redirect to comments. Maybe NSFW? Please feel free to share your embarrassing drunk stories.

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MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"

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I tried my hand at pancake art.. (NSFW)

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MRW my boss yells at my work group for her own mistake.

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M(internal)RW my fiance and I are poly, and he mentions how his VERY hot lesbian friend wants to "hang out" with me more. [Possibly NSFW]

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MRW I eat more than 4 slices after working out [might be a repost I'm not sure]

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Me when trying to sext [OC]

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Sadly, SO and I can't send our Christmas card to friends or family (completely NSFW)

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When I timidly bring up something my body naturally does with a new FWB and he calls it "disgusting". [NSFW]

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[NSFW] TMW I get turned on watching a porny video... of myself.

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HIFW I woke up, paid bills, filed my taxes and handle my student loans shenanigans. [NSFW]

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[NSFW] Why do men always get upset when I try to do this? Don't expect me to believe they never do it themselves when alone

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MR Whenever I post nudes on a NSFW sub

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[NSFW] And here are some of our Girl Scout badges

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[NSFW] MRW I complain about how much I hate cleaning and I get, in response, "Cleaning is fun, just make a game out of it!"

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I'm like a 5.5 on the Kinsey scale, and finally came out to my bf... and he took it the best way I could imagine!

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[NSFW GIF] I sneezed so hard I shat myself. Please share your accidental poop stories to make me feel better?

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Cat Lady level 9000

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MRW my new roommate, 18F just lost her virginity, picks up my lube and bag I keep my butt plugs and asks what they are for....

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Manfriend said "it feels like he's receiving a gift" every time I go down on him. Guess what he's getting tonight! [NSFW]

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So, uh, this is a thing you can actually buy on the Wish app... I figured my fellow trolls would appreciate it. My mom didn't.

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This is what I'm going through right now

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Got sent on the downvote train for daring to suggest a woman could make her own decisions about her body on a mainstream sub. When discussing it with my sweetie I typed 'troll' into the search box & found this. Might be our new mascot

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The perfect lipstick for your favorite nymphomaniac

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MRW as a university student, when three separate people ask me for pencils on a test day. (NSFW language)

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So glad i found these for my new place!

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[NSFW] Disney Princess bachelorette party

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‪[NSFW] PSA: If someone isn't sure whether or not they had a good time with you even after getting to suck a titty they don't get to be a friend with benefits.‬ You deserve someone who is STOKED to spend time with you - with or without titty sucking.

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I made an art. Thought y’all would appreciate it?

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I thought it was the name of a state

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[NSFW] Breast is best? More like Crest is Best. REAL mom's produce toothpaste for their babies.

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