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My first rage comic, apologies for the dodginess. But can I get a little help?

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My cable provider is dropping 15 Viacom channels starting tomorrow.

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This is how I picture (hopefully eventually!) meeting this hot guy as he gets adorably flustered while we have a skype call.

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So I got some new tea. NSFW?

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I'm looking for some good smut to dirty up my Kindle. You ladies have any recommendations?

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I'm just wanted to share my emotions with y'all... I cleaned up smeared dog poo at 4am last night and it was awful. My husband bought me flowers this morning since, instead of making him help me clean, I let him sleep and rest for the exam he had at 8am.

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MRW I realize I accidentally peed my SO's bed a little during sex [NSFW probably] [Story in comments]

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I've never wanted anything so badly in my life. They're vinyl stickers. [NSFW]

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Soo, I heard about all the vaginas bleaching undies, and decided to check mine. Not quite what I expected!

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MRW the new girl I'm seeing has highly intelligent conversations with me and talks about her goals. Smart is sexy!

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Plug it up! Plug it up! (Possible [NSFW])

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I think my cream is telling me I need something. [NSFW]

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Sometimes it's hard to let shit go

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My friend and I talking about diva cups. We're gross and I don't care who knows it.[NSFW?]

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This one time I made "art" for my room to express my utmost angst, thought you ladies might be able to appreciate it (the dick is made of glitter) nsfw?

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I've found that being unemployed does have its perks...[NSFW]

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Boyfriend and I were discussing body hair... [probs NSFW]

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HIFW I haven't had sex or an orgasm in nearly a year and I just realised I thought Nightwing was hot while reading comics

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Those of you who use OB tampons will understand [NSFW]

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UTI plus a period... Mildly nsfw

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Because of the acceptedness of my roommate's last quote, here's another completely appropriate one [Sorta NSFW]

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MRW I borrow a tampon from a friend after not having sex for a couple of years [NSFW]

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Drunken Limerick reading is the best kind of limerick reading.

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I'm sitting here so hangry at work while eating an apple to try and make my dietbet goal by Tuesday (1.7 pounds to go). All I can think of is pizza, chocolate, wine and just being an irrational bitch to everyone I encounter today. Also, powdered PB with c

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[NSFW] MRW the windows steam up when I've been masturbating

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[NSFW] So my friend sent me this, "People You May Know"

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HIFW I dye my hair out of the box (NSFW?)

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This is what happens in my snapchat when I'm drunk and all I got is dick on the mind. Dick and wine.

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Trolls, I think my IRL friend is our mascot. Here's her handmade costume. [NSFW]

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[NSFW] MRW I read the gross but totally relatable things my fellow Trolls post

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Thank you, Secret Santa, you rock. Campy male pinups, slightly NSFW.

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MRW a classmate said that concern about representation in media is problematic, and then went on to talk about how feminists aren't *wrong* but worry too much.

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[NSFW] I'm sending cookies to a troll friend and I saw something funny about how the Santa hat cookie cutouts came out... NSFW!!!

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If only... (NSFW)

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Guys. I think I'm in love. Story in comments is NSFW!

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Question: Does anyone have actually have slow sex or is it just something I see in movies?[maybe nsfw]

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Let's talk about how we tend to our garden

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It's the horn that makes it (very mildly NSFW)

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HIF after using my homemade pumpkin spice sugar scrub in the bath

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When you done but he keeps lickin

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[NSFW] I crocheted this Potus Penis to try to keep me calm during election coverage (x-post r/craftytrolls)

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So many people I've been talking to on dating sites (the ball is their penis)

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So I was rewatching The Office when I noticed they only censored half the dildos in this scene

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[Possible NSFL] Trolls, I had New Years plans for the first time in five years until I got sick this morning. Guess it's just me and my cat again (this time with special guest, Puke Bucket).

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The heater is broken and in desperation I tried masturbating to keep warm. [nsfw]

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When you fart under the covers... and wait...

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Trolls, just wanted to share some sex positive xstitching I'd done for my trollfriend's bday! Complete with lil dicks, swirly cum border, and copper IUDs.

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Adult movie aficionados argue about appropriate adjectives

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[NSFW] I received my first dick pick today!

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A handy chart to name your spirit *animal* [nsfw]

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Found the perfect swimwear for y'all!

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My favourite Panel from a Gender-Moral reversed Manga

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DH and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom, HIFW I got home (backstory in comments)

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For flippity flips sake. Really TFU

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