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(NSFW/L) TIL: 2g1c was a trailer for the full length pornographic film Hungry B*tches.......

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TIL that Demi Moore used to be a pornstar [NSFW]

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TIL There is a nip slip in Tim And Eric Awesome Show NSFW

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TIL what Rasputin's penis looks like (NSFW, obviously)

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TIL That this actually happens...

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TIL Scarlett's tit only gets half as much reddit approval as her ass.

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TIL Sofia Vergara was once blonde. HNNNGGGGGG

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TIL That there is a fetish in which the man ejaculates in his hand, smears it on the woman's forehead and calls her simba. Ladies and gentlemen: "The Lion King".

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TIL that the dominant male mandrill not only has bright coloration on his face, but also on his genitals. (red penis and lilac scrotum.) [NSFW]

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TIL the junior box has a dick on it... cannot unsee

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TIL each of the main characters in Spongebob Squarepants was inspired by one of the seven deadly sins.

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TIL That if a guy does something he is an asshole, if a girl does it it is acceptable.

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nsfw rage

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Save the kitten with upvotes!!!!!!!

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[NSFW] Today I learned how to x-ray, taking requests(:

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Nearly every dollar bill you touch

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TIL it's probably a good idea to attend your local volunteer firefighter events (NSFW?)

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TIL the 9 year old girl from Harry Potter, Emma Watson, is now 22 and makes me feel a little dirty. Boobs. [NSFW]

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TIL That some men are trying to restore their foreskin and there are lots of products out there like "The Tugger" NSFW

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TIL while googling Lorum for Lorum Ipsum Dolor, that it also is a scrotal piercing.

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TIL imgur.com/r/nsfw exists

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TIL I sleep like this regularly. Spouse had to take a pic to prove it to me. [NSFW-ish]

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TIL It is socially acceptable for teen girls to walk around ~~half~~ almost entirely naked. (Taken from a Hot Topic Facebook advertisement)

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TIL snakes throw up too [NSFW]

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TIL the "HOLLYWOOD" sign can be seen in the 20th Century Fox title scene thing

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TIL Imgur uses NSFW ads...even if a post on Reddit is SFW, there's no guarantee you're safe

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How to make a micro pig cry

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TIL Wendy's Cod Fillet Sandwich is the most powerful laxative on the market (pic related)

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TIL Blowjobs are good for women's health, study says...

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TIL: Men really shouldn't be concerned with penis size. The average penis is actually nearly the ideal penis!

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TIL You can ash your bowl into a bottle cap for easy disposal.

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TIL This wasn't a good idea

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TIL that excessive coughing can cause blood vessels to burst, resulting in a gross hicky-like spot to appear on the roof of your mouth.

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TIL when a Christian pastor in the middle east got to his house there after preaching, he found all his sons murdered. Instead of leaving, he continued to preach.

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TIL The dark line on your penis shaft is actually the scar from circumcision

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TIL Japanese tentacle porn is a fetish which is almost 200 years old [1814]. This is the earliest and most famous image of "shunga" from Hokusai.

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TIL there was only 49 contestants in the Miss America pageant in 1939. Nobody wanted to be "I da hoe"

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TIL Currin's topless Bea Arthur sold for 19,000x the price of Zimmerman's. Which do you prefer?

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TIL Sweden and Finland looks like dick and balls...

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TIL that ex Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham made a porno to "raise money to start a restaurant"

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TIL why circular saws are not toys (nsfw/gore)

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TIL that I have the same birthday as Kate Upton (How jelly are you)

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TIL That during your lunch break, going onto reddit and searching for any nsfw gore gifs is an awful idea. [Picture irrelephant]

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TIL that I share names with a prostitute...

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[NSFW] TIL that in Mexico, "gay" is the top 1 most commonly searched terms on porn sites over a 6 month period.

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TIL The reason people think heats are like this: <3

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Reddit..I think I'm in love.

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Why Alwaysv me

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(NSFW) TIL The Dildadic Equation

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TIL that 40% of rapists in the United States are women, and 50% of rape victims are men.

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TIL that Kentucky has a disjointed tip because of Missouri's sly move.

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TIL Facebook doesn't consider illegal dog fights graphically violent

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TIL rats have abnormally large testicles

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Wife for life. (:

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TIL The Jerusalem Post likes its ads a lil nasty [NSFW]

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Why in the freaking heck does a knife work better than a screwdriver from my toolbox?

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Til: why hodor hodor. And it made us cry

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TIL how to use the 3 seashells.

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TIL..

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