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TIL that ancient Romans loved to draw phallic symbols on everything.

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TIL In Canada, the age of consent for anal sex is higher than standard intercourse!

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TIL Manneken Pis in Brussels has a sister, Jeanneken Pis! [NSFW...?]

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TIL that plastic wrap is uncomfortable to "deep throat"

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Miley Cyrus in a Porno??!? [NSFW]

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TIL That the size of your foot is also equal to the distance between your elbow and your wrist. [NSFW-ish]

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TIL about the Modified Dutch Method a method of resuscitating a drowned individual through massage and a tobacco enema

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PIE

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TIL nsfw

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TIL: You will never have to risk clicking on NSFW at work again--but still get to see it. This has made my life infinitely better.

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TIL that ancient Manchu mothers gave blowjobs to their offspring

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Boobs+star wars=freaking epic (NSFW)

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TIL that Melinda Dillon, the mom from "A Christmas Story," has some of the nicest boobs ever. [NSFW]

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TIL My dad till today never knew how to play ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

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Til there is a "31" in the Baskin Robins logo symbolizing that it was the icecream shop with 31 flavors

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TIL that the Twi'lek slave girl in Return of the Jedi had a wardrobe malfunction that made it into the film.

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TIL that a Dolphin's penis looks exactly like a white swan (NSFW Dolphin genitalia)

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Happy Valentine's Day! TIL: No Soul = Big Heart

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TIL guys in Los Angeles don't fuck around...

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TIL How swiss cheese gets its holes... [NSFW]

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TIL Ice Box from the Little Giants is a stone cold fox. (NSFW-ish)

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TIL That there are 4 different types of hymen a woman can have.

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TIL Pornstars sometimes don't last long at home NSFW

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TIL My fav snack is my Kryptonite. Thanks to a hispanic coworker

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TIL germans made interesting currency.

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TIL Mitt Romney owns 85% of the 9/11 wreckage, and makes money renting it to museums.

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TIL Wyoming is ranked #1 in sex toy purchases per capita [nsfw]

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TIL that there is a condition woman can be born with called Uterus Didelphys. Meaning two vaginas, two cervixes and two uteruses. All of which work properly...

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Til early contraceptives were the shit. Nsfw

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TIL bing really is better than google. (NSFW)

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TIL that a lot of people think they are the saviors of WTF.

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TIL that there is a small village where girls transform into boys at the age of 12.

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TIL that smartphones are replacing car keys!!! Now cars can have a sticker, kind of a QR code and you have to scan it with your smartphone to unlock the door. So, now keys will never be lost, or at least easier to find, a phone call away!

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TIL: There are technical/medical names for all kinds of kink... slightly NSFW

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TIL that in the close up shot of Bridget von Hammersmark (played by Diane Kruger) being strangled it is Tarantino's hands being used and she is actually being strangled because Tarantino wanted to have it look as real as possible. (nsfw)

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TIL Melinda Dillon, the mom from A Christmas Story, did a topless scene in the movie Slap Shot [NSFW]

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TIL the limp tassles on a jester's hat symbolize impotence. [NSFW]

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TIL Rudolf Nureyev had a huge dong. Obviously [NSFW].

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That's the super-secret NSA spying chip.

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TIL Erection has to evolve to KILL!

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TIL the majority of nsfw content is posted in the late night

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TIL the IGN app is NSFW

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TIL there are different levels of NSFW, from nsfw1-nsfw4.

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TIL: Reddit Lingo

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Found this on Instagram.... wouldn't touch that anymore

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Who wrote a fan letter to Charles Schulz before becoming President of the United States?

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TIL that there is a man equivalent of the female strap-on. It is for men who don't have the 'Man Power' and need a booster.

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TIL many porn stars have a clause that states they will not perform with black actors

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TIL that women in Amazon sliced off one breast to become better archers.

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TIL During medieval times, the penalty for high treason in England was to be hanged, drawn and quartered in public.

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TIL breast cancer survivors loose their nipples

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TIL my schools internet blocker only blocks nsfw subreddits

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TIL The Russian Museum of Erotica paid $8,000 for what they claim is the penis of Grigory Rasputin, advisor for the Russian Tsars during WWI, in an effort to cure clinical patients of sexual impotence. [NSFW]

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TIL Cthulhu is a dick. (Possibly NSFW? )

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(NSFW) TIL an alternative use for chapstick

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(NSFW) TIL an alternative use chapstick

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TIL that TonightILearned (TnIL) is TIL's darker sibling, intended for NSFW TILs.

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'TIL' in Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Vol.1" when 'The Bride' is walking towards the stairs in the House of Blue Leaves to fight the first round of bodyguards you see a shot taken from underneath through the glass floor. The bottom of her shoes reads "

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TIL The St Regis bar in NYC has a 30 foot long painting inspired by King Cole's fart. Salvador Dali often visited this bar because he was amused by this painting.

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TIL Depicting child death on Facebook doesn't violate their community standards (NSFW)(GRAPHIC).

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