Jizz

Hey! It's not my face you're looking at! ;)

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Missing the first hump day in the new ‘hood would be a real (backlit) bum-mer

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Shh!! Or neighbors will see I'm sneaking into your bedroom.

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Let’s get handsy for mono Monday

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Still trying to get a grip on this week

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Good morning neighbors! Time to get dressed for the week, already?

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How about this hump for the [Contest] neighbors?

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To chuck or not to chuck??

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Gif no. 2 (humpday version)

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Feeling Better Now...Wanna Confirm?

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Getting ready to watch the fight, you in my corner?

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Gotta Get to the Office Early Today.

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Torso Tuesday 2.0

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Ok who hit me in the face? Your going to get it missy??

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Taking advantage of a lazy Sunday

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Meet me in the doorway

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Last minute sin for Sunday ??

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Rub, Rince, Repeat

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Mondays can be rough. Join me and let's forget all about this one ?

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Climbing into bed for the night

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When it's 2pm and you just got thru the hangover.

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Let's get it 2019.

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‘18 was an awesome year! Here’s to an awesome ‘19 too!

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Mind bringing me a blanket? ?

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Just want to feel your lips around me

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Since yesterday's share was so popular, thought I'd share an outtake.

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Monday has me feeling very noir.

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Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me. ? Happy ? Day!

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"I think we need a bigger boat" Happy birthday you sexy shark??????

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Let me fix you a snack real quick on this MM.

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Bc I was told I don't "have" to be mild on Monday. But it's also Tuesday!

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Torso Tuesday! Manual labor bod [theme]

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? birthday wish? Get the moms so hot they're biting their bottom lip.

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Watching as the world goes by...

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Waiting here for you

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Kiss me here. Please. ?

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Putting some Ass into Astronomy

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Care to join me outside for a drink tonight?

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Can we just spend hump day in bed?

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Happy Mother's Day!

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Beautiful morning for a ride...let the neighbors talk

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Getting This Dad Bod Back In Shape

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Hope I can help make this a sexy Sunday for you. ?

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Can you drive stick shift?

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Thursday is my Friday this week. That's a good enough reason to smile, right? ?

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She felt like resting her head, My shoulder was the perfect height

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Coming at you with a generic flex pose and a blurry head

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Workout felt good. Shower felt better.

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Hi there, neighbors. Just on my way to the shower and thought I'd say 'hey.'

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The weekend must be coming close, I can just feel it...

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Mild Friday?

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