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Welcome - I’ve just visited r/TheMomNextDoor and know we are gonna have lots of

Welcome - I’ve just visited r/TheMomNextDoor and know we are gonna have lots of fun together.

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Forgive me, I don’t have humps for you today. Maybe a hump of a different kind?

Forgive me, I don’t have humps for you today. Maybe a hump of a different kind?

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What's Going On in the Neighborhood Today?

What's Going On in the Neighborhood Today?

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Just moved in and haven't unpacked my clothes yet!

Just moved in and haven't unpacked my clothes yet!

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Practicing my stroke on the golf course!

Practicing my stroke on the golf course!

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[contest] - Mind if I Borrow the Spotlight?

[contest] - Mind if I Borrow the Spotlight?

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It’s a chucks kind of day in the hood.

It’s a chucks kind of day in the hood.

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Calling it a night on this mildish Monday.

Calling it a night on this mildish Monday.

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Hoping a Late Night in the Neighborhood Becomes a Late Morning...

Hoping a Late Night in the Neighborhood Becomes a Late Morning...

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After a long day I just want a hot shower, a cold beer, and you ?

After a long day I just want a hot shower, a cold beer, and you ?

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Slipping out of something more comfortable...I suggest you do the same

Slipping out of something more comfortable...I suggest you do the same

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I’m warmed up and ready for you

I’m warmed up and ready for you

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Sweatpants season is upon us...unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere

Sweatpants season is upon us...unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere

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It’s Feelgood Friday, can you feel it?

It’s Feelgood Friday, can you feel it?

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I'm plaid to be in this neighborhood

I'm plaid to be in this neighborhood

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Let me shower you with all my attention

Let me shower you with all my attention

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I didn’t want to miss a special person’s cake day! Here’s to you...I hope it

I didn’t want to miss a special person’s cake day! Here’s to you...I hope it can melt your body just a bit ?

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A new challenger arrives ?

A new challenger arrives ?

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Negative space

Negative space

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Come and wake me up with soft kisses.

Come and wake me up with soft kisses.

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Since I am new to the neighborhood, I am thankful for sexy neighbors. What are you

Since I am new to the neighborhood, I am thankful for sexy neighbors. What are you thankful for?

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Hump day feels

Hump day feels

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Is it Friday yet? No? Have some F3 a few days early then. Patience is not a strong

Is it Friday yet? No? Have some F3 a few days early then. Patience is not a strong suit.

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Rise and shine. Let's skip work today and we can unwrap your present early. ?

Rise and shine. Let's skip work today and we can unwrap your present early. ?

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Hope you enjoy my hump this Wednesday

Hope you enjoy my hump this Wednesday

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New to the neighborhood ??

New to the neighborhood ??

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Splish splash I was taking a bath...

Splish splash I was taking a bath...

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Can you hand me my towel?

Can you hand me my towel?

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Let's spend Monday here

Let's spend Monday here

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I couldn’t decide between the red or blue pill so I took both

I couldn’t decide between the red or blue pill so I took both

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Just feeling good tonight.

Just feeling good tonight.

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Just finished shoveling the neighborhood. Body aches. Hot shower should be a nice

Just finished shoveling the neighborhood. Body aches. Hot shower should be a nice reprieve.

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Tie (me up) Tuesday? Is that a thing? ?‍♂️??

Tie (me up) Tuesday? Is that a thing? ?‍♂️??

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Hump Day should be "join me in the shower dY"

Hump Day should be "join me in the shower dY"

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I feel overdressed ?‍♂️?

I feel overdressed ?‍♂️?

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You know what Wednesday means!

You know what Wednesday means!

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Just a mild, spring Monday

Just a mild, spring Monday

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It's been a lil bit since my last post. Miss me?

It's been a lil bit since my last post. Miss me?

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A little reflection time is never a bad thing

A little reflection time is never a bad thing

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I know it’s been a while, but I could use some company. ?

I know it’s been a while, but I could use some company. ?

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I can be patient... But you know, eventually we get together?

I can be patient... But you know, eventually we get together?

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Summer is definitely here. Let’s ditch the clothes

Summer is definitely here. Let’s ditch the clothes

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Missed the wet T-shirt contest so...

Missed the wet T-shirt contest so...

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Got the day off.. it’s raining. Come join me on the couch to cuddle... nothing

Got the day off.. it’s raining. Come join me on the couch to cuddle... nothing has to “happen” unless it feels right

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On the counter?

On the counter?

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Let's be couch potatoes today

Let's be couch potatoes today

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I saved a seat for you ?

I saved a seat for you ?

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I'm so wet ??

I'm so wet ??

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Little on/off for anyone thirsty this Thursday.

Little on/off for anyone thirsty this Thursday.

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Front and back post match

Front and back post match

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Morning run in the books. Fancy helping with the cooldown, neighbor?

Morning run in the books. Fancy helping with the cooldown, neighbor?

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Oh, goodness. Left the shades up again. Let's be honest. I hope the neighbors saw.

Oh, goodness. Left the shades up again. Let's be honest. I hope the neighbors saw.

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What is your neighbor always doing in his kitchen? Why don't you come borrow a cup

What is your neighbor always doing in his kitchen? Why don't you come borrow a cup of sugar and find out.

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Getting a little more comfortable [46]

Getting a little more comfortable [46]

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Climbing the walls in quarantine? I'd rather you climb me [46]

Climbing the walls in quarantine? I'd rather you climb me [46]

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