Jizz

Came back home from work and saw what my girlfriend did to my desktop background. It's things like this that makes me think she's a perfect match for me. (NSFW)

funny

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a nice pussy. Jeez you got a nice pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

nsfw

How did she ever zip that up?!?

TINYlips

So, about that "Guts to ask her out" thing, I did it. Turns out she was on her period.

nomorals

Found out that one of my soccer teammates´ G[F18] did girlsdoporn :D She is absolutely worth the fuck...I can tell!

gonewild

Here is a recent pic of Hillary "Did not hae secks w/ that man" Clitoris, shortly after she escaped the bern.

circlejerk

How the fuck did she swallow all of that?

WTF, nsfw_gifs, reddtube

[Spoiler] Wait, is that her Warframe? How did she... (solution in comments)

Warframe

Clothed or naked? Did you think she would look like that naked! Honest opinions good or bad

WouldYouFuckMyWife, wifesharing

(M) female this is our fantasy OTF only the family I'll never go against that. Who did I come to and message b4 she knew i.didnt want her to.know because I do.it don't play with my loyalty frfr say sorry plzzz

gonewild

How did she flip like that ??

u_poptart_zilla

"just did it" (so thats what she's hiding under her gowned)

JizzedToThis

Im not a fan of public shaming but telling an abused woman that shes worthless in a support group sub and pulling this shit is pathetic u/lurlur Getting booted as a mod isnt enough to make up for what you did to her

u_Torpid_Onism

Codi Milo was a hot little piece of. Shame that she never did hardcore.

NostalgiaFapping, u_build-the-intensity

If my wife didnt want to get groped by the locals she shouldnt have worn clothes that did nothing to hide her erect nipples. This asshole didnt even ask permission.

JizzedToThis, jobuds

Honestly did not last long, never do when she comes at me like that [F\M]

gonewild, IWantToSuckCock, amateurgirlsbigcocks

Asked her to wear something that might cause her coworkers to stare, did she do ok?

jobuds

(M) SO WHAT. I TRIED TO COME HOME THE NEXT DAY...BECAUSE I KNOW WE BEEN THROUGH WORST. IDGAF WHAT SHE DO HONESTLY. MY KIDS ARE MY MAIN PRIORITY. DIAMOND MY B@$CH. NO DEBATING. AND THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. HAVE FUN BECUZ I SURE DID OR I WOULDN'T BE THINKING BO

gonewild

(?) What did you think was going to happen, Bonnie & Clyde we know the truth. And bae Won?. If she didn't shorty wouldn't of got all her ppl involved. But for that Ellenore I'd bust any bitch head.

gonewild

(m) Hurt that phat whore feelings did the fat bitch make a stat yet but or is she charging adult Pampers????????????????Fat whore.

gonewild

Little did Aloe know that she had a 12 cm tolerance beyond her nominal diameter (sakuwaisororio) [Interspecies Reviewers]

Minigirls, ABirdInTheHand

How did she even squeeze into that?

tightdresses

You did find it interesting that she was swimming very close to some guy for quite a while!

CheatingCaptions

Do you think Christy did anything behind the scenes to ensure that she'd win the Diva Search?

WrestleFap

Here's something to show your wife when she catches you cheating with me. Do that and even her numbskull's gonna understand why you did?

ThotClub

And did you say that she loves you s?n,ap>drunkboal!

beafucks