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My coworker was looking for cute cartoons to put on the slideshow for the welcome screen at our synagogue, so she did a GIS for "jewish funnies". This is the first image that came up. [NSFW]

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A long distance fuckbuddy of [m]ine told me that gay redditors would like this more than she did!

gonewild

Because she did such a great job on that spreadsheet!

FacialFun

Whoa! Where did she fit that in

NSFW_GIF

"Had that new car smell she did..." -George LeBay [1200 x 776]

QuotesPorn

Where did she learn that pose.

AsianHotties

How did she fit that muff into those shorts? NSFW

OnOff

Where did she get that dress, the *Boner* Shoppe?!?

downblouse

I stumbled upon a blog with photoshopped pictures that left me both impressed and made me cringe. I really have no idea why she did this.

cringepics

There is evidence that she did the job quite well.

nsfwhardcore, cumsluts

Little did she know that the boys she was babysitting were Eagle Scouts who knew their knots...

damselsindistress

[Spoiler] I think the writers had Korra make the decision she did at the end of the finale just so that they could do these two things... NSFW

TheLastAirbender

I owed her money, so she told me I could pay in cum. I didn't imagine I'd be cumming in her boyfriend's throat, or that she'd pound my ass with a vibrator while she did it, but I think everything turned out better than expected

Bisexy

For anyone that didn't notice, in todays episode marceline wore the same outfit as she did with simon back in the mushroom war days!

adventuretime

What did he think was going to happen when she wore that?

cuckoldcaptions

The answer is that I had a little (F)un with a lady last night. Don't get too excited- Alas she did not want to take pictures

gonewild

How did she manage that?

PussyMound

If you're familiar with Sasha Grey, but had no idea that she did porn, you're a damned fool.

Sashagrey

" When she gets her panties lower than her self esteem, I'll show her what her mother did that made her daddy leave"

GoneWildPlus

How did she hide that thing?!

futanari

Littlr did she know that the footsteps from the other room are not of her rescuer's. The party her captor organised is about to begin...

tapebondage

Sis used to tease that she would barf when she thought about me. I asked what she did now.

gifcest

After a couple of days, Midori came to the realization that it was missing the point of being an exchange student to dress and behave as she did back home.

FantasyIsland

Now where did she put that pen..

Allfetishpics, Upskirt, upskirtpics

Promised a lovely lady over at OhNoMomWentWild that I would share what she did do me with her messages last night... but being 47...I fell asleep early, sorry to leave you hanging.

OhNoDadWentWild

I will never get tired of stroking to Miley Cyrus in this outfit. In my opinion, she's never looked better than she did in that video, and I've never shot so many loads to anything else Miley's ever done.

JerkOffToCelebs

Here's hoping that Ariel Winter will flaunt that slut body even more in 2018 than she did in 2017. Our cocks are ready for it.

JerkOffToCelebs

How did she get that into those yogas?

girlsinyogapants, YogaHotness

Where did she hide that thing? (Pink Ocean)

futanari, hugefutanari, u_ctrl_alt_act

How did she get that wet?

BBWnudists

Told my wifey to spread out like a good girl that wants a ton of cum in her pregnant pussy, I'd say she did a good job what about you guys?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Great design by the interior decorator. She did such a good job that she even stayed around after it was done.

Pronsideaplace

Where On Earth Did She Hide That...

Tgirls

Proof that she did a good job (FM)

amateurcumsluts, gwcumsluts

Where did she get that baguette from?? [Girls Frontline]

BigAnimeTiddies

Her name was May Carter, and as she led her ponygirl to the track, she did not realize that she was putting the carter before the horse

SFandFslavegirls, Ponygirl

[/r/nsfw] She did not expect that

porn

Mixed cum between me and a friend, she did get pregnant that night but I swear I can't tell who's the father till now. ( Me and my wife were drunk, my friend was sober)

Breeding

Sir,My maid Annie learns music with an intent to improve her wage by a penny a week. She complained that her cheap instrument did sound flat and lifeless. I noted that her voluminous layers of clothing were having a damping effect on the sound. Resolved,

gonewanton

So, I found out that she did some shoots for ATKingdom.

PiperPerri, Blonde

Despite begging my professor to improve my grade at any cost, she did not budge. It wasn't until I called her a fat bitch that she surprisingly agreed. She snapped her fingers and my eyes were blinded by a bright flash. I suddenly feel so short, so heavy.

bodyswap

[M/S+] How did she pull that off?

taboocaptions

The "I hope they washed that fleece before she did this pose" pose ~ Matilda Bae

uncommonposes

crazy ropes all over Miku ( she did not expect that much cum)

AnimeCumtributes

My wife’s wedding picture from 1986, and a shot from the professional sitting she did as a gift for me on our third anniversary. We will be celebrating our 34th anniversary this summer. How about that 80’s hair!

OldSchoolCoolNSFW, u_gushgooly

"Listen to me, Ariel Grande! If you can learn to sing with that in your mouth, you will become the greatest singer ever!" And so she did.

bondagehumor, KindaLooksLike

Looking for a video of Dee Dee Lynn before she did porn. She was a cam model that went by rawrbabyxx or rawrbaby92fl.

nsfw

Looking for a video of Dee Dee Lynn before she did porn. She was a cam model that went by rawrbabyxx or rawrbaby92fl.

nsfw

My girlfriend doesn’t know that I often jerk off to this clip where my ex girlfriend winks at me. I even did that a few times when she fell asleep, right next to her ?

blowjobwinks

Poor Emilia Clarke little did she know that was actually the Director’s cum

JerkOffToCelebs

This was the first black girl to ever suck me and she did a very, very good job. So much moisture in those thick lips, lots of tongue action, she went down to the base each time & she kept that eye contact the entire time. Black girl head= the best!!

BlackGirlBlowjobs, blackchickswhitedicks

How did she do that?

NSFWFunny

Just her luck that her Mistress had a shoe fetish ... and now she did, too.

bondagehumor

Friend of a friend did that. I'm kinda impressed what she did there.

funny

Communications Director (ok how did she get that job)

Politically_NSFW

Ending the day with the same girl that we started with (she did the effects, not me)

africanbootymeat, SheGotAPhatty

I pissed you off one too many times, and you asked your Witch mother to punish me, so she did the first thing that came to her mind, and turned me into a girl! I have to live in your house, and sleep in YOUR bed and worst of all... do whatever you want!

bodyswap

Her name was May Carter and as she led her ponygirl to the track she did not realize that she was pu. I'm looking for someone meet me on datekisslover.com Tiktok julypussy

Ponygirl

Her name was May Carter and as she led her ponygirl to the track she did not realize that she was pu

Ponygirl

Futaba Yoshika had one of the best bodies in the Japanese AV scene, and I am sad that she retired when she did :(

NSFW_Japan