Jizz

MFW site - ooer

Ooer

mfw I think about you <3. (question inside)

ladybonersgw

MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting

TrollXChromosomes

MFW LAYING DOWN AFTER A SOLSTICE FEAST FIT FOR A FAGET

spacedicks

MFW YOU DON't UPRON>> (WARNING: Comic Sans)

Braveryjerk

MFW mental illness.

SpaceClop

MFW a post about Our Holy Ferd made it to the front page.

FabulousFerds

mfw everyone who comments and uprons this post will receive reddit gold AND reddit silver. [Serious][niggardly deeds deserve niggardly rewards].

Braveryjerk

MFW my boyfriend's like "are you trying to seduce me?" [NSFW]

TrollXChromosomes

MFW downronners

Braveryjerk

MFW Someone tells me to yiff in hell [FF]

yiff, ploungeafterdark

MFW only one week until best fight

StardustCrusaders

MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"

TrollXChromosomes

MFW samshills ask if my shitty moto g is a Sexus...

androidcirclejerk

MFW I have no connect and I'm browsing this sub

opiates

MFW I check the time and it's 5:20

androidcirclejerk

MFW her cock is bigger than mine

Pegging

MFW The Blackfoot fail to take even a single Sioux city

civbattleroyale

Mfw the haunted house I work at asks if I can be a zombie. Why yes, zombie is my spirit animal! TWD inspired (nsfw slight gore....)

MakeupAddiction

MFW when NL starts Dark Souls 3 early

NLSSCircleJerk

MFW when Chaim picks up the quarter that I saw first on the ground

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW when someone bitches about a 4 mana 7/7

hearthstonecirclejerk

MFW I'm hearing about boosted droprate for Kuro FN, including GPU books...

OnePieceTC

MFW Steven says I'm Best Gem.

stevenuniverse

mfw i dont know how to make a secure backend for my shitty game's shitty in-game storefront so i just use a rootkit instead

Kappa

MFW Trump is gonna be my last president

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW AN IMPOSTER WANTS TO DOWNVOTE ME IN OUR SUB OR ON IMGUR!!!!

THE_PACK

MFW someone tries to defend worst-mm

weekendgunnit

MFW when they've caught the 15 guys who robbed Kim at gunpoint

KimKardashianPics

MFW I summon Nero

Saber

MFW Platinum Rule Compliance

weekendgunnit

MFW my owner orders a 10.5" AR barrel but only has rifle lowers

weekendgunnit

MFW I'm Avicii

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I stumble upon a nsfw post while fasting

Izlam

MFW I leave this sub and become a fashion designer

ImGoingToHellForThis

Mfw when I send cropped yiff to my vocab teacher [MM] (Xnirox)

gfur, DragonsFuckingDragons

MFW it's Zero Twosday and i have nothing original to contribute

DarlingInTheFranxx

Mfw everyone’s complaining about the new SCP-106 pic but hasn’t said anything about the new SCP-106 victim pic

DankMemesFromSite19

mfw i submit to my true love (which apparently, when i comes down to it, is pizza.)

traaNSFW

MFW The new video of hers is gonna cost over $300......

Snuggle_Punk

MFW people are "shocked" that known gang member Nipsy Hu$$le of the Crips was shot

ImGoingToHellForThis

Mfw I wake up to his hard cock sliding down my throat

FaceFuck, jobuds, u_langhosta

Mfw he doesn't wanna cuddle

traps

mfw @KiaraEdwardsxo whips my titty out ??? (From Twitter)

messyjessie58

Mfw I remember how much I love men

Sissies

Mfw you've filled me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

GoneWildPlus

mfw bald Martin gets his willy out at the dinner table

MorgzMumNSFW

MFW I realise that just because we're bored of this pandemic, doesn't mean the virus ever gets bored of us. Stay safe people ?

ladybonersgw

Mfw I see Project Wingman gameplay but I have a computer that can barely run minecraft

acecombat