Jizz

MFW my girlfriend brought a dildo into the bedroom then told me it wasn't for her. [NSFW]

reactiongifs

mfw /r/braveryjerk wasn't made a default subreddit

Braveryjerk

MFW This subreddit is going to Doggs. If you don't upvote this to the front page you are a snatch.

Braveryjerk

MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my life (Doctor Who season 6 spoiler)

TrollXChromosomes

MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt

TrollXChromosomes

MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing fetish of mine that my SO enjoys

TrollXChromosomes

MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]

TrollXChromosomes

MFW people dont upron my maymays to the front page

Braveryjerk

MFW TIL today is 12/12 and not 12/12

circlejerk

Mfw reading chapters lately

bleach

MFW I have to explain atheism

justneckbeardthings

MFW the votes were being read (NSFW?)

survivor

Mfw I get a boner on the toilet

MassiveCock

MFW Dev preview about to drop

androidcirclejerk

MFW my Nexus touches my skin

androidcirclejerk

mfw the seatbelt clicks

circlejerk

mfw link posts ayy

circlejerk

MFW my shitpost, out of all the others, was deleted

JonTron

MFW I'm innawoods hunting

weekendgunnit

MFW I'm excited to have a fast 2k but not excited to actually have to do the 2k.

Rowing

MFW a man clicks his tongue at me in the street, walks too close to me and I'm all outta spoons.

TrollXChromosomes

Mfw I'm ruining the gaming industry

Gamingcirclejerk

mfw i go get the thermal drill

Animemes

MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.

TrollXChromosomes

MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque

TrollXChromosomes

MFW when someone likes Failout 4

Gamingcirclejerk

MFW 13 Original Spices

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I see no Marisa posts on this sub after searching "Touhou"

pouts

MFW I have a condition that makes me mistake animals for watermelon

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW everyone on Facebook is saying you shouldn’t own 9 guns

weekendgunnit

MFW you don’t PM me something after you upvote my posts

ladybonersgw

MFW the ATF finally comes for pupper

weekendgunnit

MFW making peepaw's soup recipe

weekendgunnit

MFW UltraFags turn my favorite retard community into a gritty dindu-riddled NSFW jailbat sub

weekendgunnit

MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out

notgayporn

MFW being outed as as a sexual predator in 1981 when I'm already a known perv

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses before going to bed

notgayporn

MFW I try to capture a Absol

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I See Mass Effect Andromeh Faces

Gamingcirclejerk

MFW I'm about to go beat the crap out o[f] my poor sub. Wish him luck! ;)

femdomgonewild

MFW I'm laying in bed while feeling submissive and feminine

traaNSFW

MFW touching genitals instantly turns me off but progesterone has turned me into the biggest cock slut imaginable.

traaNSFW

MFW my ADHD keeps distracting me while I'm fapping and then my HRT keeps making me start at the beginning again and again in a vicious cycle:

traaNSFW

Mfw I put on my new breast forms for the first time

traaNSFW

MFW I'm a horny transbian but also a useless virgin and I brush hands with a cute trans girl

traaNSFW

MFW mistress (who I requested be incharge of me) says I can't post nudes without her

traaNSFW

MFW after months and months... and months of absolutely nothing interesting a girl this busty posts something you can fap to!

burstingout, Stacked

MFW I've given my last fucks - In the weeks after hooking up with a cis woman for the 1st time in a what's felt like forever I've realized I still really like fucking as a man and being appreciated as one. I needed that clarity and as such I'm proudly emb

traaNSFW

mfw trying to get laid

traaNSFW

MFW I finally fit my whole fist inside me. I didn't cum from it but holy fuck it felt amazing!

traaNSFW

Mfw you use me to completely satisfy your needs [F23] [OC]

cumsluts, VerticalGifs

MFW they call Michigan for Biden when polls close.

Enough_Sanders_Spam

MFW reading your filthy pms

gonewildcolor

MFW I'm bald and she keep succin'

NLSSCircleJerk