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[F]irst post in a week! And it shall be...in honor of the movie Machete hitting theaters! (more inside ;) )

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Lady Gaga poster for the upcoming movie Machete Kills

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Lindsay Lohan topless in Machete

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My leg after removing the stitches from an oops with a machete.

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Electra and Elisa Avellan; twin sisters who played in Planet Terror, Machete [NSFW]

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What happens when machete becomes a subject of chat

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SG Machete

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Alexa Vega at the 'Machete Kills' premiere.

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Carrina & Machete

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Turns out there's some plot to Machete.

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Amber Heard's feet in Machete Kills

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I'm drunk, here's a machete downvote gif

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Son Murders 85 y/o Mom with a Machete

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Watch an Angel play with her machetes

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Lindsay Lohan - Machete trailer?

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Doctors left a rubber band in machete wound for drainage after surgery.

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Sofia Vergara - Machete Kills

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[50/50] Machete attack victim NSFW/L | Picture of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon (Very High Quality) SFW

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Hand me the machete, I'm going in

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He's so happy! Machete Murder.

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Man strikes a woman with a machete twice

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Guy purposely drops machete on foot (NSFW)

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[50/50] Guy Tries to Cut Melon in Half with Machete, Cuts His Hand Instead (NSFW/L) | Cute pupper enjoying a tasty watermelon (SFW)

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Chin Up [M] - by Machete Tigre

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Luka Driving the Skyline [M] - by Machete Tigre

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Bob & Machete

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Betty Machete

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Dance [Machete Tigre]

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Guy gets hit in the neck with a machete and survives!

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This happened in the the lost English city of Bradford last night. 4 young men attacked with machetes by 18 year old Muslim Ronan Akhtar. No mention of it so far in Media.

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11-11-19 Machete

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11-14-19 Machete

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6-8-20 Machete

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6-13-20 Machete

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When the machete bites back

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MMC after I drop my machete and have it turned on me

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MMC after I was attacked with a machete

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