Jizz

[F]irst post in a week! And it shall be...in honor of the movie Machete hitting theaters! (more inside ;) )

gonewild

I cut my thumb with a machete.

pics

Lady Gaga poster for the upcoming movie Machete Kills

stockings

Lindsay Lohan topless in Machete

nsfwcelebs

Looks like the little girl from 'Spy Kids' has grown up(photo from Machete 2)

pics, Boobies

Jessica Alba "nude" in Machete (digitally nudified) [NSFW]

Celebs

Female Machete

nsfwoutfits

My leg after removing the stitches from an oops with a machete.

Shatter

Happy tattooesday from Carrina and Machete

suicidegirls

Electra and Elisa Avellan; twin sisters who played in Planet Terror, Machete [NSFW]

nsfw, pics

What happens when machete becomes a subject of chat

ca_chat

Carina & Machete.

suicidegirls

Carina & Machete.

suicidegirls

Found this antique machete in a safe i dug up in my garden

knives

SG Machete

Hotchickswithtattoos

Alexa Vega at the 'Machete Kills' premiere.

CelebrityButts

Carrina & Machete

suicidegirls

Turns out there's some plot to Machete.

WatchItForThePlot

Amber Heard's feet in Machete Kills

feet

I'm drunk, here's a machete downvote gif

upvotegifs

Attacked with a Machete

PlanetGore

[50/50] A great pair of tits (NSFW) | Man getting decapitated by a drug cartel member with a machete (NSFL)

FiftyFifty

Man executed with a machete (NSFL)/Tori Black's great ass (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Son Murders 85 y/o Mom with a Machete

PlanetGore

My mate had a home invasion, they had Machetes, He had bare hands - He won!!

Shatter, pics, WTF

[50/50] Horrendous machete genocide (NSFW) | Happiest (or most terrified) ferret, ever (SFW) [u/ Some18mysandwich]

TheMorePleasantOption

Engineer gets some toilet paper | Engineer gets his wrist impaled by robot machete (NSFL)

FiftyFifty

Watch an Angel play with her machetes

Godsgirls

Alexa Vega Machete Kills

BrasNSFW

Lindsay Lohan - Machete trailer?

movie_nudes

[50/50] Blowdrying some ducklings (sfw) | Machete face injury (nsfl)

FiftyFifty

Doctors left a rubber band in machete wound for drainage after surgery.

mildlyinteresting

Sofia Vergara - Machete Kills

celebdominatrixs

[50/50] Machete attack victim NSFW/L | Picture of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon (Very High Quality) SFW

FiftyFifty, WTF

[SPOILER] I can't get Kremvh's mod to apply to another machete.

fo4

Hand me the machete, I'm going in

HairyPussy

He's so happy! Machete Murder.

bannedfromWTF

Man strikes a woman with a machete twice

WTF

Guy purposely drops machete on foot (NSFW)

WTF

[50/50] Guy Tries to Cut Melon in Half with Machete, Cuts His Hand Instead (NSFW/L) | Cute pupper enjoying a tasty watermelon (SFW)

FiftyFifty

Chin Up [M] - by Machete Tigre

Footpaws, gfur

Do not sharpen your machete while you are high

stonedthoughts

Luka Driving the Skyline [M] - by Machete Tigre

Footpaws

That seems like an unsafe way to hold your machete, Milena

hugeboobs, Saggy

Bob & Machete

suicidegirls

Betty Machete

LifeIsBetterInPink

Dance [Machete Tigre]

gfur

Guy gets hit in the neck with a machete and survives!

WTF

This happened in the the lost English city of Bradford last night. 4 young men attacked with machetes by 18 year old Muslim Ronan Akhtar. No mention of it so far in Media.

The_Donald

11-11-19 Machete

SuicideGirlsAssholes

11-14-19 Machete

SuicideGirlsAssholes

Looks like a machete attack.

eyeblech

6-8-20 Machete

SuicideGirlsAssholes

6-13-20 Machete

SuicideGirlsAssholes

7-13-20 Machete

SuicideGirlsAssholes

When the machete bites back

Surveying

NSFW - Machete scene before and after the film editing

jessicaalba

Does a machete count as a sword?

BiGoneMild

MMC after I drop my machete and have it turned on me

MakeMyCoffin

MMC after I was attacked with a machete

MakeMyCoffin