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The nicest solicitation I've received.

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Bold opening line (Growlr)

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I mean, I'm not a Romney fan either, but...

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My mate the fister

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Drunk Grind

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Flirting is like a carnival game...

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His profile said he was a "cuddle All-Star"... Somehow, it escalated quickly...

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My answer to all the "masc only" guys

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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

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He was sitting in a fast food restaurant...

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Kool I know we just started chatting but...

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I hate catfish.

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But I didn't say anything to you... (Anti-fem)

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It doesn't take much.

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Jesus Christ......

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Either he didn't look closely enough at my profile pic or he's really, really dumb

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Won't sleep with a married dude = too many morals?

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I think I'm alright...

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It's odd knowing that there are people who actually think like this.

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Well that took some interesting turns

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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When you remember a guy as "the dude passed out with a shoe on his head"

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Aka I want to get as close as possible to murdering you

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"Discrete" and masc

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"I'm really into GoT"

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Just the ego boost I needed on a Monday

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Incest is wincest

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At least he takes rejection well

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Fuck my life

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Jesus is probably sad at this...

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Shiver me timbers

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He seems stable enough to have sex with...

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Thanks for the option!

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This is insulted right? I should be in a blind rage shouldn't I?

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