Jizz

a different type of conversation killer.

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Thanks for the warning?

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I'm actually terrified.

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What the fuck...

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I'm a bear.

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You don't know how long I've wanted to do this

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He really hates thank you's

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U like the poo?

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"Fuck off Mexico"

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What's ur zodiac? [I'm unenlightened]

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You all need to see this. Wtf

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You don't seem to understand, Dave.

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So, which one of you did I find?

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"Gay guys are like parking spots"

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I've got PTSD

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No one actually messages me on grindr. So this is what I changed my profile to.

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As a black gay guy in the south it takes a lot for me to get offended, but this one did it.

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Well, if you put it that way...

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"Have fun with my body"

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The way to a man's heart

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How to get immediately blocked

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To be fair he didn't specifically say sex...

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I... I have no responses...

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Ornacia

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I'm a gamer and this was only response I could think of.

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"More info will be provided in good time"

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We're both masters of conversation

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My continued Pokemon adventures...

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They don't want no funny business

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Handsome guy

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"Muaah Slurp"

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Just kidding...

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Everyone is down to earth these days..

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Brand Loyalty FTW!

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He had "no pic no chat" in his profile

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My secret is out!

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Can someone get /r/The_Donald off my Grindr, please?

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I am overwhelmed.

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Dayum, okay...

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I guess he didn't think it through.

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I think I'm just gonna chuck the deuce up on that note.....

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Well, good luck there buddy

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I never minded being objectified. I actually find it very amusing

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A match made in heaven

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Why the fuck do people type like this?

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Catfish gone wrong

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I'm sorry that I don't check this thing that often, but why'd you have to take me on that feels trip :c

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Guy I chatted up and wanted to hookup with asked for my nudes and then told me my dick was small and "ew." Sigh...

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Bad timing. I think Grindr might be trying to kill me.

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I am now an object.

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Umm... No thanks

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Thought I recognized him... Classic Grindr

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I don’t think this guy’s had great luck

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I think this fits here.

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Let's be nice to each other in 2020.

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