Jizz

One of my cooks burned his arm a little. NSFL xpost from kitchenconfidential

pics, KitchenConfidential

Had to make a gingerbread house today. Thought you guys would like my gingerbread people. (possible NSFW).

KitchenConfidential, funny

Dictator

KitchenConfidential, funny

Response to the dictator post: we too have had genitalia potatoes. (NSFW)

KitchenConfidential, FoodPorn, FiftyFifty, Pareidolia

Imagine my surprise doing bacon this morning... (Potentially NSFW)

KitchenConfidential, Pareidolia, PareidoliaGoneWild

Gotta love training a new dishwasher....

KitchenConfidential, mistyfront

Roast beef or infected vagina

KitchenConfidential

Hot Behind tattoo on two butt cheeks by Andy at Providence Tattoo

KitchenConfidential

It doesn't get much worse than this... x-post r/kitchenconfidential

ketchuphate

First job when i was 15, quickly learned to fear the dreaded boxcutter

KitchenConfidential

Be careful at work

KitchenConfidential

[NSFW/NSFL/GORE] There was a murder out by the trash cans

KitchenConfidential

4 months in the industry at 19 and a few cuts in thought I'd share my latest with you guys (slightly nsfw)

KitchenConfidential

Food Fetish

NSFWFunny, KitchenConfidential, MakeMeSuffer

Lots of dicking around in culinary school

KitchenConfidential

Cook here. My worst nightmare happened yesterday. An aerosol can of Vegalene somehow fell into the fryer and no one noticed. It exploded while I was standing a foot away with my back to the fryer, showering me with 350° oil. I'm currently in the ICU. NSFW

TalesFromYourServer, KitchenConfidential

Getting this done right brings an immense amount of satisfaction. NSFW

KitchenConfidential

[homemade] hand sculpted chocolate cream filled penii

food, WTF, KitchenConfidential, StupidFood, shittyfoodporn, FoodPorn

Spec-ops theme for Men's Day at the club this year! You may have to look closely, they are disguised :D

KitchenConfidential

Biggest newspaper in Argentina is publishing a guide for "knife skills"

Chefit, KitchenConfidential

Mlem

WTF, KitchenConfidential

Worth it? NSFW

KitchenConfidential

Didn't do this at work, but I did do it 30 minutes before my shift. This is after it was sewed back on (NSFW)

KitchenConfidential

Kitchen foot

KitchenConfidential, DunderMifflin

Sometimes there are no winners.

Wellthatsucks, KitchenConfidential

We're doing injuries now. Flat top sludge+ exhaustion=this

KitchenConfidential

Coworker with headphones in was carrying a heavy box and slammed into me while I was dicing chicken.

HadToHurt, KitchenConfidential

I hate parsley now...

KitchenConfidential

So, our big walk in freezer tends to spill some water when defrosting and some idiot put the cupcake boxes directly underneath it, which resulted in the cupcakes being extra "happy to see me" today.

KitchenConfidential, mildlypenis

Oh these? These are just my water proof boots

KitchenConfidential

Vegetable peeler cuts are the worst.

KitchenConfidential

A Lighter Shade of Pale

KitchenConfidential, HotInTheKitchen, TinyTits