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This is why you be careful when using a meat grinder.

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Dont wait until your non slip shoes fail to replace them! (Nsfw? Not gory, just a buttcheek)

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Seeing this on a Monday morning made the little penis a less little penis. [maybe NSFW]

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Cut my nail off today. NSFW battle scar

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Handjob anyone?

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This happened after not cutting my self at work for maybe 3 years. (Blood)

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This hurt a bit...

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My father-in-law did this 10 minutes before service. Cauterized it with a lighter, put a glove on and did 70 for lunch. He's old school.

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Let's see your latest injury!!

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(NSFW?) At least it's my non dominant hand(story in comments)

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So some drunk fuck just climbed up the chimney of the outdoor fireplace and fell into a rose bush. I guess it's NSFW if you can't handle some big scratches.

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Just a reminder to always handle your knives carefully NSFW

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So I did some charcuterie a few weeks ago and now my photos make me look like a pervert NSFW?

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Had to get an account so this can be heard. Can't believe some people.

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Carrot Dick NSFW

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[F]ungi and Gal searching hung [M]an nsfw

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Right chefs let's see your worst injuries!

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TIL Salmonella under a scope looks like two dicks doing it (probably NSFW)

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Finally got fed up with my sous

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My ghetto engineering we have no flat tops or flat pans The struggle is real

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Drunk sous chef problems

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Falling knives have no handles. Something I forgot about.

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Food processor

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Bacon wound.

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One of our servers got us in touch with a rabbit breader she knew, neglected to mention they would be delivered alive, it was a rather intense afternoon.

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Cut the tip of my finger nearly clean off right at the start of lunch rush. Bandaged that shit up and finished my shift on time. NSFW

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"Obi-wine Kenobi"

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[NSFW] First on the job burn after four days of healing. Am I part of the club now? When should I expect my jacket?

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Oops

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Found this in a uniform catalogue

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Worked in the industry for 6 years (chain, local, fine) and at one I got a nasty 2nd degree burn that a co worker thought looked like a chick eating a taco...

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Back in my first job at Wendys, boxcutters are not toys..

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This is me after I opened a restaurant in Portland, Oregon...

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Lucky 13

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[NSFW] Sometimes you need a reminder just how quickly things can turn bad.

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Cut a good portion of my finger nail off today

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Yes Chef, I'll eat whatever you serve me free... even that.

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Stay safe fellas (nsfw literally)

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Like what ya see? (NSFW)

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Guys, I messed up. (blood)

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Fingertips Vs. Meat Slicer - Story & Recovery

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Fresh off the mandolin boys! [Nsfw/l]

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Sous left a pan of mashed laying around after she left, decided to have a little fun with FOH, spudman ended up pretty NSFW in short order after this.

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It gets lonely in the kitchen some times [NSFW]

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Good to see my new Mandolin works

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Be careful my friends. Never use a chef knife for something its not meant for. Yes I know better... I'm just an idiot.

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I lost a wrap battle last night... and the fucker even kept a piece of my arm as a trophy!

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Slow thursday, so here's a pic of a grease trap I cleaned 2 weeks ago. NSFL

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So here’s my burn all pics on the imgur feels like a recovering sunburn now don’t think I’ll have any long lasting scars

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Was cutting baby carrots

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And here Iwas worried about finishing too quickly.

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Hot things are hot

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It's been 7 weeks since I worked and my callous just peeled off. Fuck. [NSFW]

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Look at this tomato

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Servers say the damndest things

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[NSFW] today’s war wound! Got sloppy And sliced my hand pretty good. Stay safe out there kids!

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[gore] turkey dinner wrap

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It's cleaning week at my work and I was asked to polish one of the refrigerators. Good thing the bosses aren't here.

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