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Why we don't leave knives in pot sinks.

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The mandolin gods were appeased by my sacrifice.

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Idiot.

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Fucking Monday's... [Fixed]

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In our kitchen if you don't clean your own knife, the dishy puts it through the wash and with the 'house' knives.

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Melted Gorgonzola temp..... somewhere between napalm and surface of the sun.

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Happy new year

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Do not go into work tried. It's almost as bad as going in drunk. I learned the hard way.

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One of our servers got us in touch with a rabbit breeder she knew, she neglected to mention they would be delivered alive, it was an intense afternoon. (NSFW ANIMAL GORE)

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I've been cooking a lot of years, but it only takes a second when you're careless:

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Prep Board Doodles - Now featuring anatomically correct turkeys! Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!

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This is what it looks like 2 days after you get yelled at trying to Chiffonade basil for the first time.

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You all enjoyed my last piece of artwork, so I drew a sequel on my last day!

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LPT: If the blade is stuck in a food processor do not use brute force and bare hands to extract it. I'm a dumbass.

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Update: I'm the guy who got careless with a mandolin. You might want to know, if this sort of thing ever happens to you, it kinda grows back.

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'I'll be late, I went out last night.' Bless my KM

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[NSFW] This person took their Sabatier to a well-regarded knife sharpening service and had it returned like this. [X-post from /r/askculinary]

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Another great day

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I'm 14 and this is funny

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And yet this still isn't the worst employee bathroom I've had to deal with.

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Milk poached trotter

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A little burn recovery gore. [NSFW]

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Attention! User falicor delivered!!!!

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Sizable squash.

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I see your octopus sack, and raise you a beef tenderloin.

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We couldn't figure out why the dish pit smelled bad until I gut up under the machine...

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Thought you guys would enjoy this (NSFW?)

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When you find all of these open and half used on the same shelf.

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Mistakes were made

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Some Things Never Change

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What's up with this sub? NSFW

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Todays Carnage

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Everyone, this is Tammy Tomatillo. Our new mascot [NSFW]

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triggering r/kitchenconfidential: the post (trigger warning, NSFW)

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I cut my fingertip off today, here is a photo of it on a knife

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this doesn't go here

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My ex co-workers burn!

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Never underestimate 50lbs of boiling red potatoes...

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Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard!

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Cheers to everyone else working pit tonight. Much needed after a nasty ass day on dish duty

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[NSFL] Quick reminder, always assume that everything is hot

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Accurate

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The first few cuts off the brisket on Sunday were hilarious...

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Just a reminder to stay safe out there

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Monday Night

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Cut myself for the first time in like a year. I spent so long in the clouds of immortality that i forgot how terrifying it is down here.

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Treating my gf to a latex body suit today.

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Yesterday, I just couldn't resist the urge to try to catch a falling knife. Eighteen stitches.

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Soup's on, baby

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So it finally got me

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One of my cooks got a boo boo

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To the dude who posted about head shops/sex shops selling whip cream cannisters.. you saved my ass today

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3 years and 3 new insoles later, i finally got a new pair of berkies that i desperately needed.

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When boys ask for a dirty photo I send this

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Gotta click it, before you eat it.

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