Jizz

here's a sneak pic of my wife. She would kill me if she I knew I was showing it. Please tell me what you would do to her.

wifeshare, wifesharing

The killing blow in a bull fight from my visit to Madrid this past Fall. Did it for the experience, was very sad to witness -- NSFW -ish

pics

♫Lord, lord, that greed, it’ll kill ya. Lord, lord, go on, pass the hat, will ya?♫

ladybonersgw

Would it kill her to smile?

nsfw

/u/ashyeeezy dad. "found my dad's glamor shots from the 90s his words were "if those end up on reddit, I will kill you." Hopefully its worth it" (x-post from /r/pics)

firstworldanarchists

Yes, it would kill me to smile (first time)

ladybonersgw

Was waiting on the bus to head home from school when the picture caught my eye so as a man I picked it up and was not dissapointed "You Can't Kill a Man Born to Hang"

funny

Every time I dye my hair, it looks like I killed someone (f)

gonewild

"Dad, when me had you cremated, me didn't know it would kill you."

Wondershowzen

(Spoilers) Reminds me of Kill Bill... but somehow, it seems cooler (East of West #13)

comicbooks

Who is this/where can I find other photos? It's been killing me for years

nsfw

Take this otherwise hot image and remove the boner-killing pokemon from it. My gosh they are ugly.

nsfwshoops

Women kills cheating boyfriend, clames she walked in on it, all for that newly single and ready to mingle karma.

KarmaConspiracy

StopTheTPP! My TITS spread the word on the street...help me spread it here too!The TPP law would kill jobs, f*ck with food safety, Net Neutrality,& the environment.THIS WEEK,Obama is trying to get Fast Track authority to quickly pass TPP. CALL (202)-2

gonewild

Army jawans get ambushed and killed in Manipur and scroll.in responds with this image. How the fuck is it related? Or is the site plain anti-national? [P] (NSFW)

india

Please help, this huge lump has been killing me on my inner thigh for a few days. It popped while I was walking and had a dark red color. What is this?

popping

NSFW Spoiler Idea, don't kill me for it pls

StarWars

I've taken to reciting these in order to increase my consumption rate. You fags should give it a try and then kill yourself.

assmilk

Muselk's girlfriend fell victim to a car accident, as a request, he got 1 million strange phlog kills in one week. He shows the picture along with his girlfriend saying thank you for doing it.

tf2

Once sent this selfie to the one person that most people would kill me for sending it to.. [f]

gonewild

I think it's kinda on the small side but what do u guys think? I feel like my insecurities will kill me one day but I just have to know lol

ratemycock

[Spoilers!] After killing Bonnie, i went back into the game and when i closed it, this was the end screen...

fivenightsatfreddys

This stuff'll kill ya It's loaded with fun

FullMetalGunnit

Some say it kills you...

ImGoingToHellForThis

[NSFW] I killed a naked and then I realize it was a duck....

playrust

Polar bear stands over whats left of it's kill

natureismetal

Oh hell yeah, it's time to go kill a damn commie!

NoRules

I have plans for suicide (slow and fast) and the constant desire to kill myself but I'm too much of a coward to actually go through with it. Why is this happening to me? Why am I so weak? I just want to stop feeling like such a freak. (plans in comments)

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

Oh this guy kinda deserved it, considering he's killed almost as many people as hitler....

Crucifixtion_Memes

The hornier I get, the more drinks I pour. I tend to get a little out of control and mean when I'm drunk. I need to let it out on some whores. Top kinks are non nude ass, race play, creep. Kik vonnenutz if you want to help me kill my liver tonight

jobuds

I was giggling so hard when I saw this, it killed the mood

puns, comedyheaven

Apparently I would have killed in it Ancient Greece! However, In the modern world, not so much ??

SmallPenisHumiliation

Haven't had any action in a year, and it's killing me!

ratemycock

0085 - Famished - 2019 ___ Pose challenge: Like you've just tacked your first kill in too long. ___ "Don't be afraid, it won't be over soon..." - PuzzleGirl

Blonde, PuzzleIssues, GoneMild, AmateurWifes, BarbieWorld, Blondes, Sexy

Winnie the Xi didn't want to shut his country down bc it would destroy their economy. Instead he killed and silenced people and sent the virus to destroy the world.

worldpolitics

who else is rusty from all this time off? in all seriousness, i've been dancing to kill time-- no pleasers, no lingerie, and it feels so lovely <3

stripper

Dating on Youth Day can be dangerous. Nick, a policeman, learned it too late when the young hot babe he brought home turned out to be the mother of a criminal whom the policeman coldly killed and who has now come to avenge her son.

OldAgeRegression

My ratings on Disney renaissance girls (it's okay if you disagree, please don't kill me)

disneyporn

I was a poor homeless woman. So, when I was offered to inject me with the Beauty Virus, I agreed, even though I knew it would kill me in 3 years. At least during those 3 years, I will be young, beautiful, and my job as a model will keep me from need.

OldAgeRegression

I wish I had confidence of half of guys on this sub. But when I go to r/MassiveCock and see 50+ girls drooling over massive cock while our normal ones barely get any female attention it kinda kills me inside. I wish we live in a culture that fantasizes av

averagepenis

South Texas freeze killed my 2 tanks inside and few goldfish outside in a mini pond. No electricity, so no heater since Sunday. (N well also myself) It was like watchin a slow car crash... Looks my Dojo Loachs are surviving at friends heated tanks

Aquariums

???4'10'' 94lbs - QUICK!!! I got a half hour to kill, and I've decided to spend it making YOU the happiest man on earth!!! So... What are you/we gonna do?!???

needysluts

I've been caged for 2 days, and I'm so horny it's killing me. I need a big dick to replace this plug in my sissy ass kik: foxy_femboi

Sissykik2

this cursed comment on a sig voice line compilation kills me dead every time i read it

PuyoPuyoCringe

LF Mono Source: "However" "Pwaah" "Delicious" "I've grown up, but there's this emotional distance between us. It kills my self-confidence!!" "Hey think of where you're drinking beer!" "What's the matter? Aren't you happy to be mounted by a pretty older gi

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