Jizz

“Whoever kills the Bat wins the grand prize…a night out with Harley! I may even tell her! Oh what’s the use…it’ll be a nice surprise for her!”

nsfw

Reddit, you kill his father every time you misuse it

pics

GIVE ME ALL YOUR CANDY CORNS OR MY KITTEN WILL BE KILLED BY THE MAR'MDUK. I NEED CANDY CORN TO KEEP IT SATIATED THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!

Amazing2

After 8 years of getting hate mail, I've decided to kill em with kindness. I call it Noob Whispering.

Team_Awesome

Been about a week since my last post and it got lots if good feedback :) have 3 hours to kill, requests?

penis

UNnng, I HAD to get that bra off, it was killing me.

gonewildcurvy

FUCKING HOT PAINTERS GET IT ON WITH EACH OTHER [ FROM THE 2009 FILM I Killed My Mother (French: J'ai tué ma mère)]

nogagreflex

[F]ind what you love and let it kill you.

gonewild

OMG I just saw 2 people killed in a car wreck, huge 10-car pileup on the Dan Ryan, I'm still stuck in traffic with it all right in front of me, there's like big pools of blood on the pavement oh god. WARNING: Gore [NSFW]

descriptivetitle

Shaved it but this razor burn is killing me

tinydick

One of the most angering pictures ever taken: Chinese officials beat a dog to death after seizing it from its owner. Dogs were seized from their households and beaten on the spot in response to reports of rabies. Chinese authorities killed 50,000 before t

pics

He'd kill me, but I'd go for it anyway

WouldTotallyFuck

Would it kill you to wear a belt?

CandidFashionPolice

my wife hasn't been "in the mood" lately. i'd kill for someone to ride the fuck out of this, or wrap their lips around it.

BHMGoneWild

I'm not proud of this kill, but goddamn am I entertained by it [NSFW: contains man ass]

skyrim

A heart that's (f)ull up like a landfill A job that slowly kills you Bruises that won't heal.. Repost for those who missed it the first time

gonewild

If this gets any upvotes at all or heck even so encored or no votes the subreddit will become ATM themed and if u don't do it I'll kill myselfv

mylittleandysonic1

You wanted something that won't kill you? Here's one. Don't you regret it.

OneTrueBiribiri

They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes.

SistersofChrist

A snake wriggles to freedom out of the belly of a larger snake that had swallowed it, after the larger snake was killed by a pet cat [x-post from r/wtf]

Vore

[Spoiler] This gif fucking killed me when I saw it

ploungeafterdark

Is Randy a ghost? Because it seems he was killed in the Wonderland Murders.

trailerparkboys

If you ever stumble across a mushroom in the wild, remember to eat it so you can gain powers in order to kill walking mushrooms and turtles.

hentai

I'll try to stop using my front-facing camera; it kills the resolution.

MassiveCock

DON'T CLICK IT'LL KILL YOUR DOG

TheWaterLew

Muslims will want to kill me for posting this, butt fuck it.

PissBeUponHim, OffensiveSpeech, The_Donald

What is this bird we saw it eating road kill

whatsthisbird

Heart clogging ambrosia, keep stuffing it down your throat. Make your body expand. Slowly kill yourself.

DyingToBeFat

We funnily solved the gender equality vs freedom of choice contradiction as women using choice for sup. Men & gender equ. against inf. men. But that contradiction seriously kills feminism and proves female mental inferiority. So it's funny how fem. hy

maledom

Last one for this year... Just working it up. Kill my inbox for 2016 [XPost r/mruncuthunk]

foreskin

Dump truck with raised bed knocks down road sign, it falls on a pedestrian, killing him instantly

watchpeopledie, Whatcouldgowrong, WTF, RubeGoldbergFails, nevertellmetheodds

You can't see it, but the suspension is killing her (Aoi Zaizen)

yugioh_nsfw

Cousin posts picture of racoon he killed. Facebook says this post does not violate their community standards after it was reported.

trashy

Three of my most stroked celebs (L-R: Carly Rae Jepsen, Kate Upton, Sabrina Carpenter). Marry/fuck/kill? Pussy/ass/mouth? Let's hear it ;)

celebJObuds, JerkOffToCelebs, CelebFMK, CelebAssPussyMouth

Achtually, we tranny faggots kill ourselves way more, get it right you silly nazis :/ [NSFL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED]

transgendercirclejerk

Bride Day? from my expression you can't see it but this tight corset i put under my dress is killing me

MirrorForce, bodyswap

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it got him the pussy

taboocaptions

Wearing this little army gear isn't very protective, but it would be super effective in combat if looks could kill!

twinks

Bee uses the last moments of her life to sting the spider that caught it, killing them both

natureismetal

Posting WW2 stuff on a semi-regular basis until I forget I started doing it | part 521: German soldiers killed during the Battle of Stalingrad (23 August 1942 - 2 February 1943).

worldpolitics

Working on it once again, squats are killing me

bootypetite

3 BIG ASS rollie pollies FIGHTING FOR A BAG OF DORITOS! I aint even know them bitches like DORITOS! Them bitches BIG AS HELL aint they!? You can SEE THEM BITCHES BLINK! Them bitches look like they will kill yo dumb ass! I think it was a BABY ONE in the in

DogHoes