Jizz

My name is Edward Snowden. I come bearing bad news. It is to my understanding that /r/circlejerk has been compromised by the NSA. The only thing I am able to inform you is that if a post is marked with an 'OBAMA' tag, OP is a faggot. Link post because I l

circlejerk, Destiny

Honestly, ladies, sorry to tell this, but feminism is not sexy to men. Sex can only be interesting to men as it is to men's pleasure and satisfaction, that is, as it is a non-feminist, but masculinist sex. It'd be great if it Nature wasn't like this, but

maledom

Is that a bra or a bathing suit? either way it's horrid

CandidFashionPolice

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? [F]

gonewild

(NSFW) (Picture) (Phimosis) I have a question. Is it skin still attached to my glans? Or is that a vein? Is retraction possible in the future if I stretch even with that?(r/Phimosis is pretty dead)

sex

The big tragedy of womyn is not that they need Men for surviving (it is not bad to need other people); the big tragedy of womyn is that, in exchange, they can't offer anything that could make Men need them for surviving (if we leave things like sandwiches

maledom

What is that she's sucklin' on? Is that a TITTY?! By golly, I do believe it is! [f]

gonewildcurvy

feminism is right when it says women are not inferior: it is inferiority that makes them be female. So MD feminists, remember that it is submitting that makes you real superior-Man women, not the other way around

maledom

Is that where it goes? Stay classy Florida NSFW

pics

You aren't fixing a face like that that way; but, at least, she's making clear to you that it is not her own enjoyment what she wants, but yours. MD feminists, remember: when it comes to the superior Men you need and prefer, submission *always* wins

maledom, pornID

18/M/5"10 I was 200lbs. in 5th grade,joined football in 6th grade. lost all the fat now im 174lbs. Very Little body fat all thats left is that little stomach that i have. How do i make it go away? its always been there, this is the one thing i dont like a

normalnudes

Just got told it's not that big. It's 7.5" x 6" , is that really "not that big"?

MassiveCock

Modern sex is a smarter sex and it makes it much clearer that sex is only (a female payment) to Male pleasure; so clear that it gets upgraded to the definition of sex, so willing female mistreatment and pain are as necessary for sex as Male pleasure. Bree

maledom

This subreddit makes both superior Men and inferior men love women, which is why it isn't a misogynistic subreddit. The only misogynistic movement is feminism, that says that female will is an illusion and female consent is not enough

maledom

Ever asked yourself, "hey, I wonder if it'd be worth it if I gave myself a severe lower body injury so that I can sit down while I drink beer in the shower"? I gave myself a broken leg, and the answer is yes. It is worth it.

showerbeer

The modern Internet is not Men debasing women: it's women debasing women. The reason is that web places like this little known subreddit have helped modern feminists understand that their inferiority is the logical attribute that gets them the superior Me

maledom

One of the great things of female freedom is that if a woman is forced to submit to a man, then she won't enjoy it, but if a woman freely and willingly submits to a superior Man, then she gets happy if her submission is accepted by that Man. Freedom is th

maledom

Is that who I think it looks like? (Trailer 3, 1:23 mark)

StarWars

"Mecca is a nice city. It has some good things about it. But it has to go and that's that. It has to go." (Pushes button)

The_Donald

<3 This is me after I just danced in the rain!! <3 <3 Every raindrop that hits the ground is like it's own unique melody that comes all together which makes an utterly beautiful chime of lovely nature music that is truly an blast to dance in!!!!

littlespace

Avast is throwing this if I go anywhere on the site. It's not the site I'm coming from that is doing it. Avast didn't care yesterday that I visited. What changed?

Pornhub

[NSFW] While it is April fools day, I would like to remind everyone that it is no joke that Assault Commanders from Duke Nukem do in fact launch rockets from there butt holes

gaming

[F] 21; god I hate my body. It's this sadness and anger that's in my head every second of every day. It's relentless. Ik what most of you are thinking "so stop eating shit and work out" the thing is that I do though. I want liposuction, I feel it's the on

normalnudes

25/M/145/5'9" Embarrassed that I didn't have the balls to post when I lacked confidence. But now that my confidence is coming back, and people were asking how I lost the weight I mentioned in my first post...my answer is diet and cycling. This is what it

normalnudes, u_Atlthunder2

I stupidly made the decision to shave the bush off a while back. It is coming back and now it is a nice bit of fuzz. Excuse the tampon string but I do like to get myself off even if it is that time of the month.

GoneWildHairy

Forearms doing forearmy things! Waking up in the morning. I get greeted by my fury family every morning, it not as cute as it sounds. This a"feed us now bitch!" Move. Do not judge my cupcake sheets just accept that it is a thing that exist.

forearmporn

My 16 y/o son has ADHD and is enrolled in mostly AP/GT classes (didn't know that was a thing?) Whatever it is, this is what it feels like non-stop with the addition of super teen-angst...

Anonymauseshouse

"What? Sure, you can "give it too me" if that is what it takes to get this over with. But what exactly is "it"?"

AnnoyedToBeBound

My wife says that it is not that long, it is not that thick but she loves the shape of it. I am not confident about it. What do you think ?

ratemycock

Everyone is talking about what a miracle it is that the cross still stands in the Notre Dame Cathedral. It's made of stone and metal. Literally no part of it is flammable. So did God save the non-flammable altar as a "sign" did he burn a church down?

ImGoingToHellForThis

It's 2003 and Papa Joe Simpson has lent you his daughters, Jessica and Ashlee "Asshole" Simpson, for one night. The only limit is that you must leave no marks on their bodies. What do you do to them?

JerkOffToCelebs

Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha, just kidding I know which one it is. Silly Dilly, it's the pen, you're not that big.

financialdomination, mistress

Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha, just kidding I know which one it is. Silly Dilly, it's the pen, you're not that big. I should know, I'm your nurse after all.

mistress, brokecollegegirls

(M) "It's" = contraction of "it is". Ex: "It's Britney, bitch" = "it is Britney, bitch." Conversely, "its" = possessive. Ex: "Its Britney, bitch" implies that each "it" has a Britney, bitch

DatV, chesthairporn, mangonewild, mengonewild, penis, foreskin, cock

Messed up my first post I guess so posting again. Here is a post to verify that it is bigger than my co workers think it is.

BiggerThanYouThought, pantyhose

Hiiii. Update! Not that it matters, but you guys knew before anyone else and am happy to tell you. That perfect life is as perfect as it seemed, the body is incredible beyond words and obviously the money. Getting my hair done, getting pampered while she'

bodyswap

I shared Jenna's pics with a lifelong friend a couple of days ago. It was an accident but he was so into it I just kept going. I want to find that feeling again. Is that weird? My Kik is my username with a 91 on the end.

jobuds2

My gorgeous, curvy wife is a huge slut... but she's shy about it and in the closet... she needs some encouragement to embrace it...will you help reassure her that it's okay and that she should cum out?

WouldYouFuckMyWife, NaughtyWives

Anyone know her name? I have a video of her that I got from wallpaper engine on steam, but the name it gives is wrong. It said it's "Olivia Preston in Shoreline Strip" but I looked that up on PH and it's a different person in a different video.

whosthatpornstar

You know the tik tok chick that everyone is “simping” for? Sorry to say that it’s me, a dude! My cousin is cute but too shy to show it off online. I would film in her body in secret, but now that I’ve made her into a Star, she refuses to swap back. Looks

bodyswap

Flashing is not socially acceptable in AltBoobWorld. But this lady has a pretty open-fronted strappy top, and it's a bit cold, so it's worth wearing something over it. Is that flashing? Or just keeping warm with your boobs out?

AltBoobWorld

Okay what the hell, had this as my Profile Image for three years now. Four hours into searching I could only find cups and shirts with this image, could it be possible that there is no source to this and it was only created for that? (It's the highest qua

HentaiSource

"I don't know if it'll fit babe" my GF sighed from her new body. "Yeah yeah, you have a big co-oh fuck that is quite big actually!" I finish nervously "like how is that even going to work? it'll practically be touching my ribs!"

bodyswap

My point is that I think when you get to this level of obsessiveness about something that something is basically no different than that of porn to you and I'm not super comfortable with this neckbeard jacking it to my old comments

u_42words

I was excited to go to my new high school. What I failed to understand was that it was an all girls school and that every day I would have to take a pill to swap my gender for 12 hours. That is until I was offered a permanent pill. I decided to take it an

bodyswap

"Are you sure this is one?" - "100% sure! This body is one of those rapped bodysuits we're hearing about right now. All you have to do is touch it to get trapped in it. I'm not really interested, but I figured that you..." - "Oh Derek, you're the best gra

OldAgeRegression

I know this is blasphemous to some, but the problem I have with "classic" Doctor Who is that the sets and the costumes look so clumsy to modern eyes, even if the writing is good. At least, that's how it is in AltBoobWorld.

AltBoobWorld

"Hmm...I see that. Is that big bulge in your pants for me? Good that I caught you today. You've been hiding it around me for years. You won't have to anymore. Anytime you get hard, it goes in mouth till you are relieved. Promise. Am dying to swallow that

CelebNSFWTalk, Mxture

Is that where it ends s.n'a.p_givingode

heelsandass

That's all there is to it!

cuckhumiliation

I was the emo goth kid in class. i wanted to try some magic for the kids to finally like me but i needed a demon for that. it did the spell to summon one but it didn't tell me that it would transform my teacher into a succubus. now she is very powerful an

AnimePossession