Jizz

Ooo, yes, very nice, I'm gonna--wait!--is that!--is she--a mouth breather. That's it, I can't accept a mouth breather.

Boobies

My name is Edward Snowden. I come bearing bad news. It is to my understanding that /r/circlejerk has been compromised by the NSA. The only thing I am able to inform you is that if a post is marked with an 'OBAMA' tag, OP is a faggot. Link post because I l

circlejerk, Destiny

Honestly, ladies, sorry to tell this, but feminism is not sexy to men. Sex can only be interesting to men as it is to men's pleasure and satisfaction, that is, as it is a non-feminist, but masculinist sex. It'd be great if it Nature wasn't like this, but

maledom

(NSFW) (Picture) (Phimosis) I have a question. Is it skin still attached to my glans? Or is that a vein? Is retraction possible in the future if I stretch even with that?(r/Phimosis is pretty dead)

sex

This is NSFW and i hate that it exists, so feel free to downvote, but it made me laugh so here it is...

KillLaKill

6 foot 6 230 pounds working on body. I have been told by a few ladies that I am bigger than the average bear. Wondering if that is true.. it is proportionate to my tallness (;

ladybonersgw

The big tragedy of womyn is not that they need Men for surviving (it is not bad to need other people); the big tragedy of womyn is that, in exchange, they can't offer anything that could make Men need them for surviving (if we leave things like sandwiches

maledom

What is that she's sucklin' on? Is that a TITTY?! By golly, I do believe it is! [f]

gonewildcurvy

What do you guys think of my cock. Is it weird that it's curved like that?

GaybrosGoneWild

You aren't fixing a face like that that way; but, at least, she's making clear to you that it is not her own enjoyment what she wants, but yours. MD feminists, remember: when it comes to the superior Men you need and prefer, submission *always* wins

maledom, pornID

18/M/5"10 I was 200lbs. in 5th grade,joined football in 6th grade. lost all the fat now im 174lbs. Very Little body fat all thats left is that little stomach that i have. How do i make it go away? its always been there, this is the one thing i dont like a

normalnudes

Just got told it's not that big. It's 7.5" x 6" , is that really "not that big"?

MassiveCock

Modern sex is a smarter sex and it makes it much clearer that sex is only (a female payment) to Male pleasure; so clear that it gets upgraded to the definition of sex, so willing female mistreatment and pain are as necessary for sex as Male pleasure. Bree

maledom

This subreddit makes both superior Men and inferior men love women, which is why it isn't a misogynistic subreddit. The only misogynistic movement is feminism, that says that female will is an illusion and female consent is not enough

maledom

Ever asked yourself, "hey, I wonder if it'd be worth it if I gave myself a severe lower body injury so that I can sit down while I drink beer in the shower"? I gave myself a broken leg, and the answer is yes. It is worth it.

showerbeer

The modern Internet is not Men debasing women: it's women debasing women. The reason is that web places like this little known subreddit have helped modern feminists understand that their inferiority is the logical attribute that gets them the superior Me

maledom

One of the great things of female freedom is that if a woman is forced to submit to a man, then she won't enjoy it, but if a woman freely and willingly submits to a superior Man, then she gets happy if her submission is accepted by that Man. Freedom is th

maledom

As a street canvasser in NYC, it's going to take a lot more than that to hurt my feelings. That is, if it's even possible anymore.

lolgrindr

"Mecca is a nice city. It has some good things about it. But it has to go and that's that. It has to go." (Pushes button)

The_Donald

<3 This is me after I just danced in the rain!! <3 <3 Every raindrop that hits the ground is like it's own unique melody that comes all together which makes an utterly beautiful chime of lovely nature music that is truly an blast to dance in!!!!

littlespace

[F19] BF says he'll share me on the condition that the other guy is bigger than him so that it's "at least worth it." PMs obviously welcome, nothing insulting.

gonewild, Hotwife

Avast is throwing this if I go anywhere on the site. It's not the site I'm coming from that is doing it. Avast didn't care yesterday that I visited. What changed?

Pornhub

[NSFW] While it is April fools day, I would like to remind everyone that it is no joke that Assault Commanders from Duke Nukem do in fact launch rockets from there butt holes

gaming

[F] 21; god I hate my body. It's this sadness and anger that's in my head every second of every day. It's relentless. Ik what most of you are thinking "so stop eating shit and work out" the thing is that I do though. I want liposuction, I feel it's the on

normalnudes

25/M/145/5'9" Embarrassed that I didn't have the balls to post when I lacked confidence. But now that my confidence is coming back, and people were asking how I lost the weight I mentioned in my first post...my answer is diet and cycling. This is what it

normalnudes, u_Atlthunder2

25M/5'9"/135 - Work out consistently, but my metabolism is so high that the amount of food I'd have to eat to bulk up is impractical & expensive. Skinnier than I'd like to be, and although I'm very happy with my erect size, not too happy that it's rat

normalnudes

[F] A lot of you were wondering what my boyfriend thought of me posting to GW... The short answer is that he liked it! The slightly longer answer is that he really fucking couldn't get enough!

gonewild

I stupidly made the decision to shave the bush off a while back. It is coming back and now it is a nice bit of fuzz. Excuse the tampon string but I do like to get myself off even if it is that time of the month.

GoneWildHairy

Forearms doing forearmy things! Waking up in the morning. I get greeted by my fury family every morning, it not as cute as it sounds. This a"feed us now bitch!" Move. Do not judge my cupcake sheets just accept that it is a thing that exist.

forearmporn

My 16 y/o son has ADHD and is enrolled in mostly AP/GT classes (didn't know that was a thing?) Whatever it is, this is what it feels like non-stop with the addition of super teen-angst...

Anonymauseshouse

[F22] This is for the guy that PM'd me just to say my photos were boring because some are the same pose. Spoiler alert: this is that same pose AND it's a repost! ???

gonewild

[mom] The saddest part is that right after that awful exchange you jerked off several times in a row while re-reading it, and every time you think about it you have to jerk off again.

bangmybully, u_son1324mom

"What? Sure, you can "give it too me" if that is what it takes to get this over with. But what exactly is "it"?"

AnnoyedToBeBound

Everyone is talking about what a miracle it is that the cross still stands in the Notre Dame Cathedral. It's made of stone and metal. Literally no part of it is flammable. So did God save the non-flammable altar as a "sign" did he burn a church down?

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha, just kidding I know which one it is. Silly Dilly, it's the pen, you're not that big.

financialdomination, mistress

Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha, just kidding I know which one it is. Silly Dilly, it's the pen, you're not that big. I should know, I'm your nurse after all.

mistress, brokecollegegirls

So someone just told me that it's impossible to recognize someone who has a cock in their mouth. That's true right? I really hope it is...

AsiansGoneWild

(M) "It's" = contraction of "it is". Ex: "It's Britney, bitch" = "it is Britney, bitch." Conversely, "its" = possessive. Ex: "Its Britney, bitch" implies that each "it" has a Britney, bitch

DatV, chesthairporn, mangonewild, mengonewild, penis, foreskin, cock

They say the problem with being friends with benefits is that someone always catches the feels. But that's not always a problem, is it? [wholesome] [implied sex] [cute smile]

xxxcaptions, VanillaCaptions

This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He said I am nothing but a fuckdoll. A rapetoy to be abused. Is that all I am? He said you would vote or comment to show me what I am. And that you would punish me, put it in

Misogynyfetish

Messed up my first post I guess so posting again. Here is a post to verify that it is bigger than my co workers think it is.

BiggerThanYouThought, pantyhose

Hiiii. Update! Not that it matters, but you guys knew before anyone else and am happy to tell you. That perfect life is as perfect as it seemed, the body is incredible beyond words and obviously the money. Getting my hair done, getting pampered while she'

bodyswap

I shared Jenna's pics with a lifelong friend a couple of days ago. It was an accident but he was so into it I just kept going. I want to find that feeling again. Is that weird? My Kik is my username with a 91 on the end.

jobuds2

My gorgeous, curvy wife is a huge slut... but she's shy about it and in the closet... she needs some encouragement to embrace it...will you help reassure her that it's okay and that she should cum out?

WouldYouFuckMyWife, NaughtyWives

Anyone know her name? I have a video of her that I got from wallpaper engine on steam, but the name it gives is wrong. It said it's "Olivia Preston in Shoreline Strip" but I looked that up on PH and it's a different person in a different video.

whosthatpornstar

You know the tik tok chick that everyone is “simping” for? Sorry to say that it’s me, a dude! My cousin is cute but too shy to show it off online. I would film in her body in secret, but now that I’ve made her into a Star, she refuses to swap back. Looks

bodyswap

Flashing is not socially acceptable in AltBoobWorld. But this lady has a pretty open-fronted strappy top, and it's a bit cold, so it's worth wearing something over it. Is that flashing? Or just keeping warm with your boobs out?

AltBoobWorld

Okay what the hell, had this as my Profile Image for three years now. Four hours into searching I could only find cups and shirts with this image, could it be possible that there is no source to this and it was only created for that? (It's the highest qua

HentaiSource

"The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came [f]rom a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: We are all stardust."

strikeaposegw

"I don't know if it'll fit babe" my GF sighed from her new body. "Yeah yeah, you have a big co-oh fuck that is quite big actually!" I finish nervously "like how is that even going to work? it'll practically be touching my ribs!"

bodyswap

My point is that I think when you get to this level of obsessiveness about something that something is basically no different than that of porn to you and I'm not super comfortable with this neckbeard jacking it to my old comments

u_42words

I was excited to go to my new high school. What I failed to understand was that it was an all girls school and that every day I would have to take a pill to swap my gender for 12 hours. That is until I was offered a permanent pill. I decided to take it an

bodyswap

Do you see your chastity key hanging around My neck? I'm sure you do... it's dangling deliciously between My cleavage, and that is where it shall stay. You won't be let out of your cage again for a while now that I have you locked and weak, right where I

Femdom, chastity

"Are you sure this is one?" - "100% sure! This body is one of those rapped bodysuits we're hearing about right now. All you have to do is touch it to get trapped in it. I'm not really interested, but I figured that you..." - "Oh Derek, you're the best gra

OldAgeRegression

[android] [2021.4.0.308778] Whenever I try to see a crosspost, it keeps on saying that it is NSFW, Spoiler and Quarantined,even though it is not when I open the original post. Any help?

redditmobile

Sir, I have noticed of late that it is becoming fashionable for the fairer sex to take up the habit of smoking tobacco. I find it hard to believe that a woman might enjoy the delights of a firm Cuban between their lips.

gonewanton

I know this is blasphemous to some, but the problem I have with "classic" Doctor Who is that the sets and the costumes look so clumsy to modern eyes, even if the writing is good. At least, that's how it is in AltBoobWorld.

AltBoobWorld

"Hmm...I see that. Is that big bulge in your pants for me? Good that I caught you today. You've been hiding it around me for years. You won't have to anymore. Anytime you get hard, it goes in mouth till you are relieved. Promise. Am dying to swallow that

CelebNSFWTalk, Mxture

So it was me in Kirito's body when he lost consciousness. obviously i couldn't move. what you guys didnt see however is that the 4 girls that stayed with me, had sex with me everyday. when i woke in my original body i made a dojinshi about it.

AnimePossession

I was the emo goth kid in class. i wanted to try some magic for the kids to finally like me but i needed a demon for that. it did the spell to summon one but it didn't tell me that it would transform my teacher into a succubus. now she is very powerful an

AnimePossession