Jizz

Religion is like a penis

funny

Sleeping g[f] is like a playdoll. Anything goes.

gonewild

What reading /r/50hz is like.

50hz

My dick is like, supersize.

dicks

Jayonna Fabro is like cheating, but she's thick!

thick

This is like Skyrim irl. Take me here.

naturists

This is like insta wet

NSFW_GIF

Celina is like a faucet that won't turn off

yugioh_nsfw

"Honestly, I don't mind the cage very much. But Daddy! Chastity is like torture."

frettonpics

The plan is likely...but unnecessary

asshole

Sometimes, the back view is like front row (f19)

gonewild

That Ass Is Like A Pillow How Would You Use It ?

LegalTeens

He did say "Life is like a box of chocolates"....

funny

You walk into the room, she is like this, help her out! [F]

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Oldie but goodie, this one is like 2 years old? Should I grow my hair back out?

Pleaseatme

Yeah cant [f]ocus at work when she is like this, can you

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Being a grower is like a magic trick. Want to make it disappear ;)

MassiveCock, penis

I was told my small black dick is like a Tootsie Roll. What do you think?

sph, SmallPenisHumiliation, Smallblackdick, Circumcisedkingdom

My body is like moon, and I know you are an astronomer.

fitgirls

Have you ever wondered what a Lifestyle party is like?

TheMandingoClub, AmateurSlutWives, lesserknownpornstars

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

TotalBabes

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

KinkyModels

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

boobs

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

OnlyFans101

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

SocialMediachicks

This Is Like A Dream!

DamnASS

Life is like a penis. It feels short until it gets hard.

ladybonersgw, MassiveCock

My ass is like that Bop It! game: “Squeeze It!” “Bop It!” “Fuck It!”

ass, collegesluts

Aubrey Plaza is like the perfect woman to have a hot, all out threesome with along with a fellow hung bud.

celebJObuds

Studies show that watching your favorite nurse lift up her scrubs is likely to increase mood. Does it work for you?

GoneWildScrubs

Everything is like velvet so soft

naturaltitties

Apparently sperm is like an anti depressant, guess that’s why I’m always smiling ?❤️

BreedingMaterial, u_samuelandsienna, collegesluts, u_adventure891

The hat is like the line of a woman's thigh.

slutsofsnapchat

The variety of pussies is like the variety of diamonds. There are many of them and all are valuable.

beef_flaps

Ready to get used and drained? I'll show you what TRUE ownership is like.

findom

Naked Hiking is like walking on the water .....

NakedHiking, Exhibitionistfun

In AltBoobWorld, covering your boobs up on a night out is like wearing a coat in a nightclub

AltBoobWorld, u_war1812