Jizz

Her skin is like silk

Slippery

Seeing this must be what having a religious experience is like

nsfw

[f]uck me if I'm wrong, but I heard the best way to read is like this

gonewild

What I imagine parent's weekend is like at UF (x/post r/WTF)

fsu

A relationship is like a house

funny

OLD GUY ALERT! This post contains a photo of a man that is likely twice your age. You have been warned.

ladybonersgw

TIL That Roleplaying as Talos coming back to life is like taking CHIM up your CHIM and two CHIMS in your CHIMHOLE (CHIMTURE NOT RELATED TO CHIM JK)

shittyTESlore

This is like the second time one of these sneaked into the show.

mylittlepony

Calvin Klein's underwear is like wearing clouds <3

GoneMild, TodaysPanties

She is like O-A-O-A

nsfw_gifs

My body is like Wo... (Thinking of the song)

gonewildcurvy

"You gotta know where it is, like a cave-dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean!" Behold, Rose's third hidden base.

stevenuniverse

So I've heard that abs and beard is like good red wine and red [M]eat..?

ladybonersgw

Li[f]e is like a box of chocolates

gonewild

Britney is, like, excited!

smilers, SauceforNSFWads

Ass is like a Dragon ball

ass

Every day is like snowday...

cocaine

My Aunt being in town is like a tornado. Clothes everywhere.

FamilyPlan, DirtyFamilyPhotos

Never realized my cockhead is like 1/3 of my dick

penis

Alissa Violet needs a real man to show her what a good fucking is like

JerkOffToCelebs

This game is like actually living with a paraplegic: Fun for no one but we can all pretend it's okay

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hard to fall asleep when my lil guy is like this

MassiveCock

Tinder is like shooting fish in a barrel

bigdickjoy

Zendaya is like a Hershey's Kiss here.....who wants to peel the foil off of this chocolate treat?

celebJObuds

Taking pictures and sharing with you all is like a pre sex ritual. We both love all the attention.

wifesharing, WouldYouFuckMyWife, gonewild

When you tell people you’re from Scranton and the first thing they say is LIKE THE OFFICE?! Yep! Happy hump day

GoneWildPlus

wondering what the front is like

SatinGirls

I’m 4’10 and 77lbs so my bathtub is like a pool for me?

BestTeensNSFW

I’m 4’10 and 77lbs so my bathtub is like a pool for me?

BestTeensNSFW

This Must Be What Having SUPERMAN's "X-Ray Vision" Is Like? - (April 1980's Playboy Playmate)

hairyvintage

Emily Blunt is like the naughty MILF next door, who broke a thousand hearts in her youth

JerkOffToCelebs

She is like a doll

LorenaGarciaModel

She is like exotic plastic

NavelNSFW

Jim pulled me aside at the party. “Why are people talking about how I hooked up with another dude?” He asked from my body. He thought we swapped to see what life is like as each other, but truthfully I had a crush on his best friend, and I made a move. It

bodyswap

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

naturaltitties

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

Titties

Following me for nudes is like jerking to old Playboys. It works, but could be so much better ?

GirlsNude

It really is like an addiction...

Censoredforbetas

Waiting for you is like

Blonde, BoobsAndTities, Nipples, HotStuffNSFW, hotclub, BustyPetite, BreedingMaterial, OnlyFansBusty, onlyfanschicks, onlyfanshottest, Onlyfanspromoss, Slutsofonlyfans, OnlyFansBlonde, NSFW_Social

My Cock Is Like a Nipple and Needs Sucked

MicroPenis, Small_penis_exchange, tightywhities, penectomy, smallpenis

3D porn animation is like this

Enjoy3DPorn

My body is like an amusement park for fur lovers

gayarmpitheaven, MaleArmpits, MaleCall_PitsPecsNips, Musk4Musk, MaleNips, chesthairporn, BeardPorn

Lauren Mayberry's cute face is like viagra for my cock

JerkOffToCelebs, celebJObuds

The hat is like the line of a woman's thigh.

Death_By_SnuSnu

The variety of pussies is like the variety of diamonds. There are many of them and all are valuable.

pussyrating

Shaved pussy is like a short kazon on the football field - both topics are prepared before the match!

shavedpussies

The variety of pussies is like the variety of diamonds. There are many of them and all are valuable.

lingerie

That look is like a tractor beam pulling me in

Trim, u_Chaturbater1

It is like 1 in the morning and I want to post cute girls

lesbian00sartlair

If you're wondering what being a 20 year old girl with 3 older brothers is like, here you go :) Never thought I'd post this but fuck it.

BrotherSisterIncest, Familygame, jerkofftomymom, u_Late_Hyena, gonewild

My body is like a fine wine

mombod