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My sister and I were listening to the song "Save Me" by Queen. Instead of hearing Save me, I'll make it and I'm fine on my own, this is what we heard instead. Slightly NSFW

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When drunk... Instead of thinking you can do sweet shit, take my example, and just and go home instead.

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Filly Twilight, instead of a bedtime story, how about a bedtime creampie instead? [Twilight's Dad][M/F][incest][blowjob] (artist: yaoifairy)

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[F]uck clothes, wear me instead?

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[F] So, last night I couldn't fall asleep for the life of me… instead I made an album. Here's a quick preview before I upload the whole thing!

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I was a good girl on my date tonight, so I'll get naked [f]or the internet instead

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"The aftermath of a pricey morning" or perhaps "Why do I have absolutely no self control when it comes to dope and instead of doing big shots back to back for no damn reason, ensuring I will either be sick or forced to hustle more money instead of spacing

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(NSFW). I think I'll go to Subway instead...

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Wanted to whack off. Saw a movie instead. nsfw

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When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncream that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...

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I couldn't pull out of the parking space so instead i just used my back up plan [Gif]

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Dad "accidentally" films his daughters teacher instead of her performance

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I should be studying but instead heres my first post

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My boyfriend looks at other girls who take photos like these instead of mine. I'm not mad, I just am looking for some appreciation on my own photos that I take for him.

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Why button my shirt when I can wear it like this instead ?

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I'd rather be sitting on your face instead... ?

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They look large but instead are HUGE

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Trying to be adorable to my bf didn't work, I hope you appreciate it instead.

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When you give the cashier your phone to scan a coupon but he accidentally presses the back button and your naked pics showed up instead ?? [F31]

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When the maid wants to clean you instead of the garden

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Posting mirror pic instead of studying or sleeping, great!

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I'm a 32 year old mom and it's my [f]irst post. I want to celebrate that I can't post on tumblr anymore but can use reddit as my exhibitionsm platform instead.

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"Here, instead of screaming and moaning like a girl - let's put that mouth to good use instead!"

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"Aight guys, titties in our advertisiments didn't work, not enough people download our game. We should try something kinky instead, let's try bare asses and spanking instead, that will work for sure."

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Showing this to you instead of my ex ?‍♀️ [f] 21

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I don't have any Easter outfits, will this do instead? ?

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In case you didn't get any eggs, here's my butt instead

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(f) poor teddy never asked for this :( Can I use your face instead?

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Mondays suck, wanna look at my boobs instead?

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I normally post nudes from angles that make me look a little curvier, here's a relatively real nude instead [f]

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Lots of dick pics here this morning. Here are some boobs instead ? [f]

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Can't sleep, maybe we should fuck instead?

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About a month ago I made a decision to finally purchase a toy. Instead of waiting for a custom I bought a drop instead and I'm happy with the purchase. Here's my small-firm Ridley with a cum tube!

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It's my cake day ? I don't have any cake though, so do you want to eat me instead? ?

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I would ride you instead of this chair :)

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It's your MILF mother lacey's birthday,and instead of you giving her a birthday present she insists on giving YOU one instead,so,which two of the following 4 things do you want from her ?-Tit Job,Cowgirl,Blowjob & Missionary

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F18 - Unfortunately no one saw me on my walk so I'm showing you instead! [IMG]

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[OC] Condoms are lame, spray me instead

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should be doing my online exam but instead i'm posting my nudes to reddit :///

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Had an employee that didn't want to buy a mask, so I bought him one instead.

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Feminization but it's wholesome & appreciative instead of degrading..? [OC]

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[IMG] Can I ride you instead?

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M/21/6ft[127kg>71kg=56kg](14 months) My buddy told me to stop referring to my improvements as "baby steps to my dream body" and instead focus on where I came from instead. What do you guys think?

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Post workout, can I ride you instead?

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Post workout, can I ride you instead?

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They say a shower is a place to drain your thoughts, how about I drain your nuts instead?

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4'11, 93lbs. Getting tired of fucking myself, want to come fill me up instead?

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It's like a drone shot but instead of a drone it's my arm and instead of landscape it's my cock

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? $6.95 22 y/o College Girl, Cute & Thick & Sexy Black/Latina?, Gain Instant Access to ALL my content, $5 ? rates and lots more. ?? Instead of going to McDonalds, Why don't you buy ME as a SNACK instead ONLY $6.95 ??

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They say a shower is a place to drain your thoughts, how about I drain your nuts instead?

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[M] How about instead of coffee this morning, you just have me instead?

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Trying to motivate myself into some lingerie instead instead of just lazywear

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Should I switch things up and show my face instead of my dick? Or do you like seeing my dick instead of my face?

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I'd call this a titty pop instead of a drop

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I got destroyed playing Nuclear Throne so I'm posting my nudes instead now

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Can I bounce on you instead (f)

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I don’t have anyone to send nudes to so I post them here instead ?

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My boy(f)friend doesn’t appreciate my nudes, so I share them with you instead ?

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