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Instead of a cock shot, how about {m}y ass?

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Instead of cleaning, I just end up taking dirty pics...

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Instead of studying for my final, lemme post a pic

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Instead of a smile, how about my tongue :)

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Instead o(f) studying, lets (f)uck!

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Instead of working on finals, I drew a few of my favorite characters hanging out. (Caution: tentabulge headcanon.)

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Instead of the football ga(m)e, look here! First timer

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Instead of (f)ocusing on how shittily I drew Rudolph, lets focus on how horny the holidays make me

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Instead of breakfast in bed...

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Instead of "ghost blowjob",i present "ghost buttjob"!(also Fef)

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instead of taking a nap....

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Instead of watching futbol I decided to have an afternoon wank

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Instead of doing my project like I'm suppose to, I wrote up all the rules Daddy and I made c:

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Instead of learning...

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Instead of flaunting my thick cock, I decided to upload this SFW pic of me being angry. Enjoy, ladies!

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Instead of petite, how bout (f)un size?

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Instead of Chest Day, I vote Monday's are Back and Butt Focused

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Instead of juggernips, here's juggersnatch.

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Instead of silicone, I think she was injected with a bucket of trash

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Instead of a sign "No Swimming" I've got a better idea...

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Instead of fireworks, I pop abs on the 4th

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Instead of carding Celina they decided to do something else

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Instead of paying for my NFL package I bought a half zip of fire, BASED ENT REEEEPORTING TO SHITPOST!

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Instead of doing paperwork I'm showing off, wanna help postpone paperwork?

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Instead of telling my dad the disappointing doctor's results, my step-mom started visiting me in secret.

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Instead of two Queens fighting all the time, why don't I serve both of you?

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Instead of lurking around forever, I decided to contribute to a sub-reddit. What do you lot think?

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Instead of going to church, I stayed home and took some nudes for you ??

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Instead o[f] glasses, can we call them "sexy eye protection against wayward body fluids"?

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Instead of lounging, let me please your cock! [KIK][RATE][GFE][AUD][VID]

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Instead o(f) hair brush i need your cock

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Instead of making chuds post hog why not turn them into hog (NSFL)

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Instead of titty Tuesday how about a terrific shape tueaday ;)

BBW

Instead of titty Tuesday how about a terrific shape tueaday ;)

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Instead of just looking, pm me and help me play with it

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Instead of looking why not join me? Pm open

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Instead of phone sex, radio head

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Instead of just looking how about you pm me, watch me play with it ;)

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Instead of just looking, pm me and let's chat ;)

MassiveCock

Instead of staring, pm me and lets get off together

MassiveCock

Instead of sleeping you should look at my little Euro body :3

RealGirls

Instead of tits, upvote my keyboard

worldpolitics

Instead of giving the waiter a tip, let him give you his tip

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Instead of working, I just need someone to (f)ill me up... ?

gonewild

Instead of up-skirt it's up-toe ?

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Instead of on/of[F] . How about In or Out?

asstastic

Instead of WFH, can we spend the day humping like rabbits?

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Instead of carving turkey breast, maybe carve a femboy butt?

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Instead of a titty drop, how about a nipple pop?

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Instead of fireworks, who wants to make me shoot a load to start off the new year?

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Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?

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Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?

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Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?

Underbun

Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ? [F]

asstastic

Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?

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Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?

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Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ? [F]

GoneMild

Instead of work we could spend all day cuddle fucking? ;)

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Instead of going into work let’s just stay in

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Instead Of Ripping Can We Just Pull Down A Little?

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