Jizz

I do hope that I shan't be forced to choose a favorite backseat from among those present in this sti[l][l]frame.

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A toast! [Lady]

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[L]etting my hair down

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Truly the most dangerous of [L]iasons

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And for my next trick....

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Bearskin Rug

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Lili St. Cyr, Indian Chieftain

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Pearls in 3D.

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Do I [l]ook devilish tonight?

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You're staring...

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A quick dip in the water

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Such a wonderful shape

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Rope Act

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Gazing upon you, Madam, is always quite a relief

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Are you ticklish, darling?

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Bianca Lyons, circa 1902

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At the beach.

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Statuesque

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Divine on the Divan

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There's something about a slip....

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Frederic Soulacroix - Spring

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Théodore Chassériau, Nude in Harem, 1851

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Beach Dance

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The Wave

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The Dame Maggie Smith, quite the tempting fox if I do say so myself.

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Blonde on top

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Prize winner

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Nature lovers

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Diversity?

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A woman modeling underwear in Paris, 1901.

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Titti(L)lating

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Lillian Bond

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Sir, I wish to place on record the most excellent service of my new maid, Sarah, a tall and well favoured wench. She is always most fastidious at extinguishing the candles before my family retire.

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Diaphanous

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I have subscribed to the Foxy Duelling club. Each week a postcard showing the latest contest is sent, (sealed with wax to deter curious servants). Wagers may additionally be placed, but the excitement is in the play. Splendid!

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Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainful

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Sir, I recently received a brochure detailing Maughans patent water heating geysers. This particular model seems very effective as I find that close study of the illustration alone is warming me up substantially.

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Sir, further to my correspondence of the 20th inst., I have received - quite unsolicited - a brochure of geysers from a rival manufacturer. It is a true modern miracle that I feel such warmth from merely browsing the sales literature. Thus, I beg assistan

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Sir, my maid Dottie was quite distraught at my decision not to have the latest gas powered geyser installed. She complains of soot, smuts and damage to her uniform whilst tending to the stove. As a caring employer, I have issued new dress guidance to prev

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My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the East.

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A Bevy of Beauties

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Sir, as another of my servants is mysteriously With Child, I am forced to seek a new maid. On requesting particulars, I received a novel and most modern photographic presentation. I may take some little time studying their merits.

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Sir, My wife, the good Lady F____, instructs me that the modern house has music played by minstrels during dinner. I set about arranging the most musical of evenings; indeed after the gentlemen retired for cigars, the music was heard to play on for many a

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Sir, I found my staff in what appeared an act of Satanic devilry. My maid did explain they were cleaning the chimney.All Hallows eve is a traditional time for doing this as sprites and imps do assist. Satisfied,I made myself comfortable with a large brand

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Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the hou

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Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have t

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Sir, it recently fell to myself to repair the mirror in Lady B______'s dressing room. My good maid Molly did assist, but I feared her ragged and dirt-streaked clothing might impair the mirror's ability to show finery. I stressed my fears to Molly, and a s

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Sir, this evening I did walk with Lady B____ in the gardens.On observing staff at distance,I dismissed my wife,lest she be offended by their proximity.Approaching,I found them partaking an ancient ritual of Gaia,as instructed by my head gardener.I must sp

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Springtime by Pierre Auguste Cot, 1873....the edge of wantonness...

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Menage a P

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Sir, Staff are want to complain of low wage whilst enjoying the finery and splendor of my estate. Maid Tillie did recently ask for an increase despite knowing well my outlay on Port & Brandy. My solution met with reluctance, but Tillie will receive a

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Sir, Autumnal gales do blow fiercely about my estate, rattling shutters and keeping even that blaggard greengrocer indoors. I retire early to my library with a brandy to study ancient texts. Only those with learning would understand the contentment this c

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Sir, Lord Whortleberry did recently visit and invite me to a "very special festive gathering". He tapped his nose and left in much haste. Arriving promptly on the specified day, I was much surprised at the style of his gathering. I did however stay for a

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Sir, a fellow art connoisseur recently sold me this exquisite painting, which I feel is just right to hang in my library. I forsee many hours private study ahead!

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