Jizz

Wa[l]k like an Egyptian

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[L]ooks like Christmas

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The whole gang on a F[l]ivver...

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A [L]ady and her close acquaintance

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A callipygian derriere (referred to today as DAT ASS)

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Some say smoking is unladylike behavior... (L)

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Hidden gold

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Sooo... That's Why They Were Called (F)lappers

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Norma Shearer

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Flash Friday

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[F]airies at play

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Four Dancers.

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Three [L]ovelies

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If you [l]ove something, set it free...

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Chained

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Darling, you needn't be so worried!

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TIT[l]e

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Do you [l]ike my... hat?

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An Encounter with the Sirens

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I say, it appears that an error in judgment has lead to my stumbling upon this room...

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The muses return

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Mirror mirror on the wall...

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Jean Ackerman is......sublime....

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Two girls and a little bit of rope....

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I'm wanton her. (I'd like to apologize in advance for that.)

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Nothing but a necklace.

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Five naughty ladies

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Sweetheart on the settee

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Choice bit of calico

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Retro rockers

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Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to ensure my house is well cleansed and free of bad airs. My maid Ada doth have a diligent attitude to cleaning, which I find myself regularly admiring

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Sir, having attended a talk at the Royal Society, I have set up a small apparatus upon a table in order to receive the newly discovered Hertzian Waves. My maid Molly assists me, and I note her physical placement greatly affects the etheric force. The illu

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Bedpost (Illustrated)

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Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves

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Sir, I recently did have occasion to engage a musical quartet and observed that one of their number was a woman. I was greatly pleased, as I am a most progressive employer. Indeed, I did find cause to pay her for a solo performance in my chamber. She is m

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Sir, Today I did receive by Her Majesty's Mail a postcard from the Royal Society's Lord Overton.He is making good progress in proving the Miasma Theory and defeating that upstart Dr Snow.Overton draws my attention to resolving sample contamination from as

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Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, w

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Happy Halloween

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Sir, Lord Whortleberry returns from a parliamentary trade visit to mainland Europe, and tells of Scarlet Women and Foreign Whores that astonished even myself. He brings me a most delightful book of lithographs as a gift. I retire immediately to my library

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Sir, As Winter closes in, Lady B_____ complains upon the cold and of the "rural" manner of coals burning in the grate. I send for particulars from local ironmongers, and present herewith my two choices. Pray help me choose betwixt "The Empire" and "The Ro

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Sir, The recent spate of turnips thrown upon my windows has abated, and I thought myself finally rid of the blaggard greengrocer. But upon investigating unusual sounds from the drawing room, I find new maid Effie sampling his wares. I ran the cove down th

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Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Br

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Sir,Lady B___ has purchased a new screen for her chamber,but is most vexed upon it's quality,or lack thereof. With Maid Molly assisting I do prove that a naked form is invisible from the reverse of the screen. So effective was it that I found I must conti

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Sir,I was desirous of modern paintings that might give a sophisticated look to my study, filled as it currently is with dark & dour old masters. I found imagining different paintings within the room most problematic. But with the assistance of my staf

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Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not

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Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard greengrocer had once more been seducing my female staff. But a thorough check of doors and windows reveals no sign of entry and I can find no evidence that that cove of a gr

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"For Queen and Country?" "For Queen and Country! Though urban legend says Queen Victoria doesn't believe we exist." "Then neither do my fingers."

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Sir, Wishing to engage in the hobby of "Bicycling", I request particulars from the ironmonger. The photolithographs sent by return post were most enlightening. The "Safety no. 2" comes with both a leather saddle bag and an impressive carbide lamp. It is h

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Sir,After 4 brandies reading Mr HG Wells,a thought: I might find the horse racing results in The Sporting Times & travel back a day to place bets. I devised an apparatus with maid Abigail assisting. Fearing my device would not transport inanimate obje

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Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington implores me to join him on a railway journey of many days duration. I decline most fervently, it is a bone-shaking soot-laden experience. He then shows me an illustrated brochure from the railway company, and I feel the

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Sir, I have noticed of late that it is becoming fashionable for the fairer sex to take up the habit of smoking tobacco. I find it hard to believe that a woman might enjoy the delights of a firm Cuban between their lips.

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Sir,I set maid Ida to clean the grates but am interrupted by Lady B___ returning with furniture for her rooms. I divert the maid to assist me with its positioning. Ida is concerned her clothes, streaked as they are with Black Lead, might convey dirt &

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Sirs and Madames, It has been brought to my attention that the newer area of our club (colloquially known as the "redesign") did not convey the club rules as clearly as the old wing does. I have instructed this to be remedied at once; the staff responsibl

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Sir, The new maid arrives. I instruct her to make a fire in the parlour. She acts with such anxiety that I take her aside to ask what is wrong. She is most fearful of igniting the flammable starches and Reckitt's Blue in her pinafore gown. I suggest a sol

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Sir, Murmurings of dissent below stairs tell of philanthropic employers in the North who provide recreational activities for staff. I must quash this at once. I arrange a Saturday Social, where staff may play games and sports. Greek Olympiad rules apply a

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Sir, maid Clara requests that she might see the Maypole dancing and May blossom at the village May Day festivities. I deny this as she has fires to light and rugs to beat. Later feeling sorrow, I invite her to my chamber where I dress her in May blossom.

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Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in my studio, hidden as it is in the East Wing where Lady B___ knows not. I ask Elspeth to help me test my new lens bellows and, I have to say, we are both most excited upon the

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Sir, A hot day. Lady B__ and I travel down to Brighton to take the sea air and waters. Lady B___ finds shopping lanes of greater interest and thus I stroll alone 'pon the beach. I meet a Mermaid with a bathing machine who offers much nautical proficiency

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Sir, It is no secret that Gussy Herbert has a predilection for women in hats. A Sunday afternoon's stroll to admire the Ladies in their finest can become problematically priapic. Today I do receive a postcard from the man; he is having a fine time. And th

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