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Saw this on my way to work, I think they forgot to remove something (nsfw)

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Follow me on Twitter (nsfw)

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There's a monkey on my head, better take a pic

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Work at an adult superstore and we started selling a Doctor Who parody porn. I was in charge of making the display.(NSFW)

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Dude in the glasses: "Damn I picked a great day for a walk". NSFW

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This might be taking multitasking a bit too far (NSFW)

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How did this situation come to be?

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Me and my housemates tried to recreate a poster one of us had. I think we did a pretty good job...

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(NSFW) Je suis...

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When life imitates art [NSFW]

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Airplane! In 1982, a titty shot was perfectly acceptable as long as Parental Guidance was at least suggested.

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Met a dick-tater

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My favorite optical illusion: Stare at this long enough and you may see the ocean

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cleaning my grandmother's attic when all of a sudden... NSFW

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Wise words from NYC subway graffiti this morning

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Nice tattoo!

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And we thought we were just taking a nice team photo...(NSFW)

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Going camping this weekend and a drinking hat is required. Meet Dildar the Impaler.

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I made this for my bf, he framed it and put it above the bed.

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Ahoy!

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$20 says he misses

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Why is Google trying to shame me? Nsfw

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NSFW I work at a thrift shop, here are a few of this week's more interesting donations.

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That's one way to sell it. NSFW

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And the show must go on...

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If you're having a bad day, just think, you could be this guy, with this tattoo.

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Not sure where this picture comes from but it sure makes makes my day!

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Beach Day

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that sex one is cool, but I'd like to have been the guy that inspired THIS statue

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I think that here in Middle Europe we don't understand our T-shirts too

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The most NSFW town in Canada.

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Just need to let it go...

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The true anal world record holder

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Quick, no one will notice. NSFW

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Tron Mustang? Tron Lambo? Psshh. Here's something for the ladies. NSFW

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Well, that's one way to tell a man he's becoming a father

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Dildo Darts

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Exciting the dead [NSFW-ish]

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Doughnuts! [NSFW]

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That's nuts!

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not impossible, just....difficult. [nsfw]

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Dick Problems.

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My girlfriend's grandparents own a christian thrift store. This was donated

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So guys...This is Terd Pusher

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Just started a new job. This is my bosses mug (nsfw)

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Told my girlfriend that our wine tasted like a fat man's giant balls squeezed the grapes. She drew this.

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This auto-focus is almost as awesome as this chick

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Better use nip-tape, otherwise things could get embarrassing

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This was apparently too inappropriate for yik yak so NSFW

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Flower power!

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A giant penis is floating down the Ohio river

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Thursday night special: Patriots' cheerleaders half off! (NSFW)

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How my brother deals with autumn (slightly NSFW)

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WARNING Star Wars Spoiler!

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I work at Family Video and found this gem on our adult room NSFW

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Thank goodness for Google

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Finally found a god to worship

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Best Meteorologist Ever [NSFW]

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Really NSFW!

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My wife's aunt found this letter while digging around the attic. "Getting money out of me would be as hard as trying to poke butter up a wild-cat's ass with a red hot poker..." [NSFW]

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