Jizz

An elephant's memory

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Will someone in the toilet industry please acknowledge this

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My mom hired a stripper for my grandma's birthday

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The comments in every NSFW subreddit

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I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his "bosses computer". (NSFW)

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NSFW Actual butthole in american apparel add

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Today was a weird day

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Grandfather Clock [NSFW]

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[NSFW] Someone hacked the T.Vs at my highschool

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[NSFW] God dammit, Pornhub

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I'm very happy with my new portrait.

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Now that's what I call optimisation.

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Looked up from my desk at work and saw this...

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Friend of mine found a bomb in work today ! (light NSFW) - Album on Imgur

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Instant regret [NSFW]

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I thought I was taking an adorable picture of my dog this morning. I was just about to send it to my mom when I saw it...[NSFW]

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Saw this in my boss's office...

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We hired a stripper for a mates birthday, our dog was more than confused.

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That is what I would call a face full of nope.

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New puppy ate my wifes pants while she slept. (NSFW)-ish

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A fellow Redditor made a beautiful piece of art with one of my comments. Also, there's a dick on it.

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[NSFW] Memories Pizza in Walkerton, IN, the restaurant which has stated they will refuse to serve gay couples, has had their website hacked

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My wife had a bad week so she angrily crocheted a message to everyone who upset her.

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Ughhhh

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You're not fooling anyone

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Smuggling a cucumber

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What men are thinking when women think they're listening

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Saw a tutorial on folding napkins into dicks. Took it a step further with my brothers towels and added balls. Toilet paper jizz for the win.

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I Don't Think His Parents Will Be Framing His Team Photo This Year...

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Beautiful morning in Denmark

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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Then and Now

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When boys help you choose your clothes (fixed)

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Complete the drawing

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Stuffed pants in a bathroom, only male marines work on this area of base. Now I wait. NSFW

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Dogs are men!

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For our anniversary my husband hid diamond earrings underneath a Dickbutt he had 3D printed.

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Good job.

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What my grandma sees whenever her grandkids come to visit...

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How to Sell Games on Ebay

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Someone did this to my brothers bike at a party.

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Searched Missionary Position. Was not disappointed.

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Long-term relationships

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Accepted a Facebook Challenge and I don't regret it. NSFW

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Visiting Hawaii on vacation and found an upvote in this man's asscrack

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Giving this woman and ice cream cone

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There really is a stock photo for everything...

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Nailed it! [slightly NSFW]

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Was just watching my local news and my wife's like, "hey look, tits."

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When you tell mom to look for you on TV.

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Antlers [NSFW]

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It's got the crabs [NSFW]

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Fashion trend in Taiwan--wearing plastic bags. nsfwish

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Wanted to whack off. Saw a movie instead. nsfw

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Somewhere at my school there is a genius.

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Scandalous scene I came home to last night!

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Found this dope pencil case in my dads room.

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A friend of mine with Canada's new PM.

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Netflix and Chill Positions

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Yes, this review was very helpful. [NSFW]ish

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Was invited to a gift exchange party... didn't have much money so I built a lamp.

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