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For the all the bad kids [NSFW]

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For once, I'm glad my kid can't read yet. NSFW

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Woke up to this text from same random number, telling me(or guy it was actually intended for), that THIS is what I missed out on... good lord! I feel bad for this kid....

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Kid I know posts photo if him holding his dead sister for likes on Facebook.

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FWD: re: FWD: What makes anyone think these are O-bummer's kids??he had no kids until he decided to run for president. Handicapped or not Sarah's Grand child will have more class and intelligence when he grows up than these two.

forwardsfromgrandma

Kid realizes for the first time that he can raise his eyebrows.

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She wants the best genes for her kids and the best sex for herself

CuckoldPregnancy, Breeding

i dunno. i'm mixed about this kid. i wanna bitch-slap the little chucklefuck, but i think i'd also keep him around for lulz. i'm sure his parents would trade him for applebee's gift cards. maybe we should just punch the parents for letting him on the net

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Any love for Palutena? Just kidding, we all love her [Kid Icarus]

rule34

Did your kid get a ribbon for showing up to a sporting event? Did you make up a pun that's just hilarious? Just get a new pet or start a new diet fad? Looking for someone to talk about it with? TVU is your guy!

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For The Kids

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If I chew you out for hanging your tv at 11pm... you cant stop letting our kids play with your kids, because i say so. NSFW

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This mom knows how to throw a party for little kids and big kids.

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Client can't pay your invoice because their wife's sister's cat had to go to the vet or they haven't started making money from their product yet or they thought you were kidding about actually being paid for your work? I made this GIF for you to share wit

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NSFW - Hello Reddit, sorry for being late! Just lost my job yesterday, 40, married, two kids. Thought I go from lurker to active member of whatever it is you crazy kids do here....and I will ask for your money soon.

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It also comes in toddler sizes for those of you looking for last minute gifts for the kids!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Kids for sale

trashy

When you wanna play new south park has a white kid but there an achievement for playing has a black kid

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hello Reddit! [F51] I have wanted to do this for a long time. I am 51 years old, married 30 years with 3 kids. This is a little something for you guys. I hope old women are also welcome here. Much love :))

gonewild

(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC and it off I'm not gone fuck your marriage up on my kids she trying to cum.up.with clever titles for y'all but bit y'all not getting it and I found the bike in the bush

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(M) onlything I stretch is pussy and this Is my last one for a couple hour's making dinner for the kids and getting them situated for the night but keep me entertain please

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Safe For Work, Safe For The Kids, Safe For The Public lol

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(F40) Hey...Have posted before, but get nervous and take them down. My hubby thinks I should leave them up and share. Sorry if you have seen these before. I am a mother of 2 kids, so not looking for anything, except for people to tell me what they think!

gonewild

The character for the kids party got a little handsy with mommy after the kids left

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(M) IDGAF WAT SHE DO NO MORE IM SINGLE. You took me away from home for nothing my kid for nothing all i was attached to stripped from me for nothing....Im single.

gonewild

My wife[53] at 40 while on vacation at Disney with the kids for the first time. We had a great room for pictures (and sex) on that trip, while the kids shared the other bedroom in the condo.

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At the age of 30, she's looking for her Betabux to raise her three kids and nothing says looking for something serious than a Bikini shot with booze.

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Jeesh lady, put the damn phone down and raise your kids already. Men don't find your blown out baby body attractive and nobody wants to raise your kids for you.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

No this isn't for my dying kid, no my wife didn't buy it for me, yes it's for my 35 year old self and no my wife isn't happy about it.

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For those of you sorting by... oh, who am I kidding, that’s the only way guys get seen here. 49[M]

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Wake up, you’re late for work ☕️ I kid, I kid ? (F)

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Lf color source: Meme, ribbon, gift, what i wanted for Christmas when I was a kid, what I want for Christmas now, blonde hair, embarrassed

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Free 1 month for new subscribers! Watch me fuck a Random Pizza guy! Watch me get anal trained by my married neighbor!! He had to gag me so I wouldn’t wake up his wife and kids! How humiliated I was! What’s next for me? See comments for link!! Would you su

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When he discovered The App on his phone, this kid came to me to turn me into his college crush. I'm grateful to him for getting me off the street and making me younger and more beautiful than I ever was... but that kid is such a loser!

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Little League baseball was a big part of [M]y life. Having played ball all through my childhood and up to high school was an important part of growing up for me. Getting kids into sports is great for team building skills and for the kids to have fun and b

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Palutena - Ready for a shower for two (Myst | YHW) [Kid Icarus]

rule34, PalutenaRule34

I’m bringing snacks to the beach. Some for the kids and some for you. Wanna try my snacks? I’m told they taste like peaches

RealGirls

I was the emo goth kid in class. i wanted to try some magic for the kids to finally like me but i needed a demon for that. it did the spell to summon one but it didn't tell me that it would transform my teacher into a succubus. now she is very powerful an

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My f3iend asked me to take care of her wife and kids while he's on the business trip for few days, so I've helped her with kids, she washed all three kids and send them to sleep, than it was our turn to clean up.

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