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My little brother in 7th grade had an assignment to draw a wanted poster for a body part. While other kids drew hearts, kidneys, and brains, he drew this...

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[f][f] This is my first time posting! Be Gentle! Just kidding, more girl on girl for you guys and gals!

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[50/50] One kid, One bowling ball | Woman who almost won a Darwin Award for responsibility in a sex related death, video proof. (NSFW)

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"All of our kids do bad, but at least they try to hide it from people. Your daughter has shamed the entire family by openly showing her body for everyone to see." - Aunt to Mother of Afghani model.

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My BF asked for ideas for the kids stockings... He passed the test.

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Finally laid the kids down for a nap...

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[NSFW] And now I have a reaction face for the next year and a half. Just kidding, there's no way I could stand this crowd for that long.

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You're taking your kids to see Deadpool? Fine, you asked for it.

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Bikini mal[f]unction. Oh who am i kidding? Its functioning just fine for what i want you boys to do to me. ;)

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[50/50] Kid eats dirt for taunting a cat (Not-NSFW) | Skateboarder wipes out and impales himself with a steel rod (NSFW/NSFL)

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29 years old, 3 kids, and married for over 6 years. I think she's still got it.

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Fuck this. I spent too much money on tickets for my kid to not see Ariana in concert.

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Good outfit choice for a kids show

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Since you guys like trippy mosaics, my father had this Salvador Dali print hanging in our front room for years when I was a kid.

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This picture haunted me for a long time when I was a kid. It's from a dutch children book about gnomes.

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REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR KIDS' HALLOWEEN CANDY FOR THESE KIND OF THINGS.

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Am I allowed to post here? 36, 5’2”, 2 kids. For real.

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I was tasked to reserve seats for 10 with kids to watch Jurassic Park

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How’s this for 37 with two kids? Good luck girls ? (f)

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Quick tease before the kids come running asking for cereal again.

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Do it for the kids!

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[F42] Not bad for 4 kids? ?

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Due to the rise of anti-vaxx parents, this child (who's too young for vaccines) got infected with measles from unvaccinated older kids of anti-vaxx parents. Fucking pieces of shit.

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Time to run pick up the kids now. When I get back its bed time for them and play time for daddy. I want a young tight silky smooth teen to keep me company when I get back. If you think that's you (m)essage me and when I get back we'll play

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Husbands gone to work, kids are off to school..join me for a coffee?

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I'm feeling blue ? Just kidding, I'm actually feeling hungry, but there's no hair color for that...

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As a mom in vacation with kid, I have to be really fast to do gif for you

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18[M4F][Snapchat] is there as much love for small men as for small wome... who am I kidding SC: yonwastooshort

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Yvie is annoyed with the parents who are letting their kids watch Drag Race and subsuquently sending her angry messages for being "a poor role model for their children".

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Obituary photo for Georgia Brown, the social worker that saved all the children in The Ant Hill Kids cult from extreme physical and sexual abuse at the hands of Roch Theriault. She later took her own life largely due to the horrors of the case.

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[Selling] [22] [$20] Yo ima 22yo college kid trying to get some money for books, will wear for 3+ days and can get pics/customize requests; just dm me :)

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This single mom demands that you have a job and goals, but will keep turning you down for romance because she only loves God and her baby. Yet another example that many single moms are just looking for men to help raise their kids.

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Time for a Pride Ride (goat-kid)

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30 years old. Together for 10 years. 3 kids. & still blowing him ✅

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