Jizz

Beans on sod all

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Sonofabitch

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I like to get drunk and pretend I'm in a fancy steakhouse.

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Late night Siumai. Getting ethnic up in this bitch.

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Progressively Drunk Orange Chicken and Chow Mein

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Mexican't (x-post r/shittyfoodporn)

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9 stellas down on monday night, grilled a whole pack of British smoked bacon, cut a slice of mature cheese for each slice of bacon, melted it on top, put into sandwich, outsides buttered, grilled, finished with salt and pepper and Lea and Perrins Worceste

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drunk fries from my homeland (jk I'm from nyc but I'm cuban so tried to make spanish-y fries!)

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Black Rain's Drunken Smoking Extravaganza and Boat Show

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Crouching Tiger, Drunken Dumplins

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I made a drunk steak and actually took pictures. (Me 1, Guy-Who-Forgot 0)

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Chicken feet. Let's get weird.

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Un-Mac n' Cheese

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LIVER AND FUNYUNS! (No, I'm not kidding.)

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/r/drunk wasn't so impressed. Referred me to you fine folks.

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Drunkin Kimchi Fried rice, for your viewing pleasure

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Thank you, based turkey! I'm like 5 for 5 on deep-frying and the fire department hasn't been called once! Maybe next year it will all end...

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It's my day off. 5 & 1/2 hours of drunken rice 'n' beans.

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Contest entry: Steak, Sausage, and Bacon subs

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Surf and Turf

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I was given a cast iron wok for Christmas! My electric range doesn't get nearly hot enough to make proper stir fry, so I re-purposed my propane turkey fryer. This is officially my new favorite cooking tool.

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Hunter's Chicken... kinda

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Improvisational Tater Tots

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The 'Stuff I already had' dinner.

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Sausage gravy on toast.

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Pepperoni Rolls

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sub-zero smoked splake

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Early Corned Beef & Cabbage

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French Onion Chicken Thighs

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I was inspired by /r/foodporn today...

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Got too drunk to remember to take pictures along the way. But rest assured I made some delish sausages and peppers

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Enchiladas Puta Madre!

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Smoked Ribs mmmm.... soooo good.

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I'm saving my carbs for a beer, does that count?

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Moinks are my new favorite thing.

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STEW plus cat

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Square flounder is a delicacy that few people get to enjoy.

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Evidently, Phil is multiplying.

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I'll Have The Chicken

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Sticky BBQ Crispy Chicken - Make this for friends after a night out on the piss

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Update... fuck ya !

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Drunk Tacos! I didn't blackout until after I ate them for once! At least I think that's the case.

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Wanted pizza, only had schnitzels, created Schnizza

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Jalepeño cheddar bratwurst boiling in Stella Artois before being charred on the grill.

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Peter Piper and his pickled peppers can fuck right off. We're making green pepper hot sauce.

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Waiting to possibly get bad news. Distract yourself with steak and manybeers.

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