Jizz

To all the people calling the ending a cop-out

TheLastAirbender

It's my birthday. [F]eeling kinda lonely and ugly. Lounging like this hoping someone will call to hang out or that I'll convince myself otherwise!

GoneWildPlus

(f)resh out of the shower, time to get dressed and put these things called "clothes" on my body

gonewild

Comment taken out of context, refuse to have sex with a Redditor, sends dick pic and calls me a racist

creepyPMs

All you awkward boys out there....when they call you weird or different or a nerd....say "Fuck you...There's A Red Headed Angel out there....and she gets me." Be YOU. YOU are unique. YOU are original. I'm weird too. It's OKAY....

gonewild

Fuck getting out of bed, call in & have sex with me all morning? {f}

gonewild

Man, Did Rust Ever Call It! ...just wanted to point this out...[ep 6 spoiler + nsfw]

TrueDetective

Friend posted this on her facebook. I don't think she noticed and I didn't have the balls to call it out.

funny

There are no words. War casualties being sold out of a bin. Cannibalism. They called it a "candy store"

GreenDawn

Tried out a new tie. I think it should be called the [f]igurehead.

BDSMGW

So a [f]ellow redditor couldn't meet me out and about tonight BC of "work". Would you call in for me?

gonewild

(f)iance called it off 2 weeks ago. i think the girls Really want to come out to play

gonewild

Playboy (WTF) weighs in on catcalling with an easy flowchart... and calls it out for being inappropriate. [probably not NSFW, but logo is present]

TrollXChromosomes

When she calls saying she's alone and wants to hang out at her place

blackpeoplegifs

I've been broke and dopesick for two days now. After finally managing to take enough klonopin to knock me out, I woke up to a phone call from a very good friend and was told he was at my front door with "a little something to help me out". This was the be

opiates

/r/headphones is an AD free sub, we will call you out on your marketing B.S.

headphones

My boss is on a con(f)erence call, so it's tits-out time at my desk!

workgonewild

i need to find this scene in 1080p!!! its called "who let the dogs out" with Anjelica, Nancey, Aimee ryan. can anyone help me out?

Anjelica_Ebbi

My brother recently had knee surgery, and could not join us for a friends wedding in Vegas. So I did the next best thing. Cut out a picture of his head, put it on a stick and took him with us! Lots of attention and laughs, (we called him TooDee)

funny, fresh_funny

This guy always claims to date only hot women that love guns. This time I had to call him out.

quityourbullshit

SO's cousin called her baby daddy out on facebook yesterday. Mildly NSFW. reuploaded for bad cropping.

trashy

I call it "when dudes on my NSFW art blog find out I'm a woman" [NSFW] [OC]

TrollXChromosomes

cover my chest? videos are the best, let your voice out, pm me for my name so you can call it out ♥

TributeMe, BigBoobsGW

Mail call for this week!! AND a bus shout out to /U/Im_A_Box_of_Scraps !!! He helped me get one of my grains Grinning Ultron!!! Great price and stand out person... Would recommend if he ever sells!!!

funkopop

After a woman jogger got beaten on the head with a brick, gang-raped and left brain damaged, Donald Trump took out full-page ads in 4 news papers calling for the return of the death penalty.

The_Donald

It's hot as hell out here. This calls for a beach day.

gonewildcurvy

Renter posts 1-star review complaining about withheld security deposit. Host calls them out.

quityourbullshit

Confession. Last year, a blood clot left me with a little less than 2 feet of my intestines (out of 20+ feet). I now have a permanent condition called short gut syndrome. Was in the hospital for almost 4 months, much of that in a coma. But I am alive! I a

GoneWildPlus

Guy whines about being kicked out for apparently no reason, mom calls him out because he fucked his 15yo sister [NSFW]

quityourbullshit

This is what happens when your work buddy calls in sick, dicks out for the weekend!

MassiveCock, u_LoveNoivern

Bar's last call. :( Tomorrow Im going out again, but I was dared for GW to pick out my outfit!

gonewild

Found out this is called Frog Pose and am loving it lol

ass, FrogButt, Fuckablegirl, u_FulanoMerengano

Quick decision... [before anyone calls me out] [I see the spelling mistake] [i get it]

xxxcaptions, NaughtyFunthings

Tried Out a Technique I've Seen Posted Here a Few Times, Often With a Successful Outcome. Well, I Wouldn't Call It a Strike Out, More Like an Infield Pop-Up

Tinder

As Sir Mix-A-Lot said "I'm long and strong and down to get the friction on!" But seriously, when I get asked to take it out, I tell them "It takes a lot of effort to get it out of my pants." They don't call me Moose for nothing. 26, bi & chill! DMs op

Bulges, bigonewild, CockOutline, CommandoMen, mangonewild

I decided to head out with Anna's friends for a "girls night" and I got black out drunk. I don't even remember what happened, but I just woke up in the bed of a mutual friend of my old body and new "brother" he called me Jeff, which was my old name, appar

bodyswap

Some people call it "boobs out" or "tits out". Here in AltBoobWorld, it's just normal fashion. And everyone likes it

AltBoobWorld

My FWB calls this the breeder-creampie. When it's SO DEEP that his happy little swimmers don't drip back out

knockmeup

[NSFW] I zoned out with my hot Dynavap in my hand while spectating my friend on Call Of Duty. Pro tip: don't zone out while holding a hot piece of metal.

Dynavap

When I found out my soon-to-be wife was pregnant with another man's child, I called off the wedding and kicked her out. She said I'd regret it... five months later I woke up in her body! Her family disowned her, her friends left... I'm all alone and pregn

bodyswap

How I always end up looking when my buds call me over to "hang out."

jobuds2

Are we doing Bernie bets again tomorrow? How many subs should I give out at 50% off if he wins? And how do we call it?

LiaraRoux

My wife and I swapped bodies on our day off, but suddenly my job called me into work! My wife got dressed all bummed out that she can’t enjoy the swap day. I knew what to do to cheer her up. I put on my favorite outfit, came downstairs, and pulled out her

bodyswap

Pick a hole and stretch it out, even better call a friend and stretch both out at the same time, she can take it

DegradingHoles

I recently found out that I’m most likely part French and my Grandmother, very much like myself, was also a hoe. BRUHHHH I WAS OUT HERE CALLING MYSELF PURE BRED PUNJABI (F)

IndiansGoneWild

Turns out there's a lot that you can hide just out of frame on a zoom call ?

GoneWildTrans, bigonewild

Ifrit36 It's cathartic, to come out into the Green Zone and watch the little piggies be teased out of their minds Their squeals ease the mind, until of course, another Goddess calls me into service as the ex

MancysMuses

Guy (29M) finds out about his fiance's (27F) promiscuous past after she presented herself as a "sexually shy girl." Wants to call off the wedding.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

My husband calls it "rubbing one out", i rub a lot

RealJilling

not much is more exhilarating than finding out that a person you used to fuck with put out & then called off an on sight on you

ratemycock, penis, MassiveCock

Tried out a new brand of anal lube called "Spunk" with mixed results. Looked good on video but it tasted awful. The only thing I want to taste when I'm sucking dick during anal is bodily secretions, like spit, semen, or whatever happens to drool out of my

u_chicktrainer