Jizz

[m]en get no love here, but maybe a gif will help? i call it up and out :D

gonewild

i love wearing this dress when we go out, i call it my [f]uck-me dress and it works everytime (for the bf)

gonewild

Working from home. Sometimes I get bored during a phone call and just whip it out and play with it.

penis

There's new subreddit called /r/nbansfw. [F]or more, check it out!

gonewild

I showed my not-so-tech-savvy friend the Paper app on iPad. I watched her gleefully use it in the corner as I was on a phone call, unable to see what she was drawing. Turns out, she's an artist.

pics

The girl next door wants you to know who to call when you strike out at the bar

treatemright

Anyone out there who wants to call me daddy?

penis

In Toronto there is a city councillor who has been judgemental of a district calling them a "pedophile district." Someone made a joke comic out of the situation. I happen to live in the DIAPERS district. lol.

ABDL

I'm running out of ideas. I call this one "Lazy Tuesday"

GoneWildPlus

When call of duty players try out darksouls.

gaming, funny

They call me big titties out in NYC

ssbbw

This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

SistersofChrist

Apparantly edgy teenagers get pretty angry and racist when you call them out for afking in t4s.

Warframe

There's an unbelievable site called Shorpy that has high-resolution photos from history. How "high-resolution"? How much "history"? Check out this photo from 1865 of Lincoln's assassins at the gallows [NSFW].

pics

I definiately have to see this now!!!11 Deadpool advertising where bad guys are called douchebags! and! it looks like a pair of tits made a ven diagram (with deadpool coming out of a vag)!!! NSFW

moviescirclejerk

MRW it turns out this isn't actually a casting call for Lord of the Rings

shittyreactiongifs

(Spoilers ASOAIF/Game of Thrones) Gotta call a plumber out to fix all these leaks...

FlashTV

Veri(F)ication after a Jackass (U/MasterBBVD) called me out to be a fake :(

gonewild

Blacked out, applied for jobs. Went to the interview drunk this morning, got a call saying I got the job...somehow. Woo. Anyway. Here's my first post here.

cagonewild

Tell her if you’d rather suck on her tits and cum inside her or pull out and cum on her tits? Your call!

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Walmart has the Easter stuff out! I got two new bunny friends for my bunny collection. I call them Cocoa Puff Jr. and Mimzy.

littlespace

Just read this article about this single mom who "dates" men for cash. Last I heard, this was called an escort service. Then I saw her pic. I would "date" the shit out of her!

JizzedToThis

Need more ideas on how to use our Chastity Key Safe - Calling all Dom's out there!

Femdom

It has been a year since I had my body stolen and I had just started accepting my new life as Harumi. As i'm out with my new friends a man approaches me and calls me by my previous name which shocks me. The man claims to be my old girlfriend who also had

bodyswap

Taking it out in-between service calls is always fun?

cock

Gal Gadot checks you out at the gym, she teases with you her sweatpant-wearing ass, and then when she's sweaty and tired... She call you over for a good fuck. Which hole do you pick?

JerkOffToCelebs

/POL/ is taking Trump’s Civil War Tweet as a call to arms | Stay safe out there

fucktrump, Anarchism

Thought we'd say hello! Trying out this new thing called sharing :p

BlowjobEyeContact

My best friend is really into tarot cards and wanted to share her hobby with me. After she used these so called 'magical cards' to read my future, I bursted out in laughter. "This junk is used to make money off of gullible people" I said. "You shouldn't h

bodyswap

The strange lady next door called me over and suddenly showed off her plump flesh. "Like what you see?" she asked. Out of confusion, and maybe pity, I replied positively. "Then how about you hold onto this old body for a while" she said in a sinister tone

bodyswap

POV: You call me to your office for a 'talking to', you rip open my top and i just take out my phone and start to record you with that "as if!" look on my face - my eyes daring you to try anything else for my recorded evidence.

DegradingHoles, BDSMGW, Misogynyfetish

My Keeper told me to make a new pair of undies to flaunt around the house. Used an old t-shirt my cousin gave me as a souvenir that I never wore. 3 pattern drafts, 2 prototypes, I would call that not too bad for how out if practice I am ?

twinks

You hadn't had sex with your wife Brie Bella for months, but didn't dare call her out when she announced she was pregnant. The fact her twin sister Nikki announced her pregnancy on the same day only made it more obvious

CelebCucking

Find out why they call it a virgin killer ?

Hotchickswithtattoos, InnocentlyNaughty, LegalTeens, NSFWverifiedamateurs, palest, redhead, ThickThighs, tits, TooCuteForPorn

Your Girlfriend Got Horny While You Were Out Of Town, So She Called Up Her Friend That She Had Been Sexting... He Filled Her Deeper Than You Ever Could.

BestPornInGalaxy

I break into your house...do you call the cops??? or handcuff me, tie me to the bed and fuck the shit out of me

PetiteGoneWild

It's been months now since your wife went on that "girls only" weekend. Luckily for Becky Lynch you're such a cuck you still won't call her out on lying when she says nothing happened, even though she not had sex with you once.

CelebCucking

Am I your angel or devil? Let's find out ;) 150+ pics and vids, private and custom vids, HOT video sex calls ?

promoteonlyfans

Wife called telling me to come home for an anniversary surprise. I ended up being locked out of my house so I had to watch my wife get fucked by two men through a window.(Karen Fukuhara)

CelebCucking

What do you call ghost boobies?.......Spiritual Entitties! Okay, I'll walk myself out.

boobs

Daddy called and asked me to get my pussy out for you .. what do you think?

adorableporn

Me and my crush were doing a group project but my bully was in it. He literally let his fat meaty rod out right in front of us and my crush called his dick "big and masculine"..

BabeCockYourCrush

You can call me Dementor because I’m here to suck out your soul

adorableporn

We call this color: Pluck Out Your Eye

tightdresses

"So yeah I think I'm gonna swim for a bit more, catch some rays, and then head back ho...Oh shit. Oh shit the paparazzi found me...I think-I think they're coming this way and...oh god they're getting their cocks out! I...I think I'm gonna have to call you

CelebNSFWTalk

The sign said "Emma's Magical Clothing Emporium." I stepped inside and picked out a pair of jeans, but also a pretty dress for my wife. When I walked into the fitting room I felt the dress call to me. It was tight at first, but my body shifted as I pulled

bodyswap

When the out-of-town wife tells you to call your fwb over, but you better send her a video of the slide in...(sound on)

whenitgoesin, Doggystyle_NSFW, slutwife

Was inspired by another post (my apologies for not remembering the username. If you recognize it, call it out in the comments.)

Bondage