Jizz

Sister wrote a cookbook called 50 Shades of Bacon. This is what happens when you search for it on Amazon.

funny

I'll decide what my articles of clothing are called, fuck you very much.

firstworldanarchists

{f} Vaginal fingering is legally and medically called "digital penetration of the vagina", and may involve one or more fingers. [Xpost from TILgonewild]

gonewild, TILgonewild, kneeling

(f)resh out of the shower, time to get dressed and put these things called "clothes" on my body

gonewild

Today is the Norwegian Constitution Day, and lots of people wear traditional outfits, called bunad. As tradition goes, you should not wear underwear... {F}rontpage for Norway? ;)

gonewild

Comment taken out of context, refuse to have sex with a Redditor, sends dick pic and calls me a racist

creepyPMs

I have been drawing lots of inanimate objects exposing themselves lately. The latest is a hot dog I call Hot Dong.

pics

(f) I call this one "Slumbering Bat"... ~or~ "What I Did When I Stopped Home on my Lunch Break, Instead of Remembering to Eat Lunch." ...or maybe: "When I Knew I Had a Problem."

gonewild

Inmate who is serving a life sentence for molesting and then murdering a 10 year old girl called katie was held down and branded by fellow inmates when they learned of his crimes

JusticePorn

Fuck getting out of bed, call in & have sex with me all morning? {f}

gonewild

The Giant Grass Monster in Blade of Grass was actually a tiny animal called a Tardigrade (Water Bear)

adventuretime

So a [f]ellow redditor couldn't meet me out and about tonight BC of "work". Would you call in for me?

gonewild

[F] My regards for all of those who called me fat

gonewildcurvy

We all know what the final book is going to be called (NSFW because of language)

TheLastAirbender

she stripped down to do a photo shoot for a book called Natural Beauty, with a purpose of raising money and awareness for environmental issues.

EmmaWatson

I found the model you guys call Harold on a portfolio website! it contains his real name and a link to his facebook page, as well as a massive portfolio of his work!

youdontsurf

I don't know what that kind of shirt is called, but I like it

BustyPetite, bestofboobies

Got called fat on here yesterday... Not sure he knows the meaning of the word. A post for further inspection.

gonewildcurvy

That is what I would call a face full of nope.

funny, fresh_funny

"anyways, I'll call you later mom...he's in the middle of something."

NSFW_GIF, holdthemoan, Cuckold, NSFW_AwesomePornPics, better_holdthemoan

supermaryface: "we were gonna call it the alien empress but we're honestly getting more of an evil fairy vibe.."

GirlswithNeonHair

[50/50] Natural phenomenon called 'finger of ice' freezes starfishes on the sea ground | Homeless shelter in Russia filled with 63 dead bodies after record winter 2012 [NSFW/NSFL]

FiftyFifty

Can you even call it [f]friday when your FWB is out of town?! Any substitutes out there? ?

gonewild, simps, Innie, nsfwtop, BurgerLips, YogaTight, pussysandwich

After a woman jogger got beaten on the head with a brick, gang-raped and left brain damaged, Donald Trump took out full-page ads in 4 news papers calling for the return of the death penalty.

The_Donald

I look innocent but my slutty mind and body are just begging for attention underneath my cute dress. Can you call your wife while you fuck me and tell her you love her as you cum in one of my unprotected holes? I want to feel that warm load trickle down m

gonewild

Naked on a sailboat. They call me a pirate, because I've got a lot of booty :D

gonewildcurvy, Verdad, whooties, whiteass

get a lot of people calling me "petite" so i thought i'd clear up that misconception for you [F21]

gonewild

My BF called this pic "Hierarchy of Needs" lol

Cuckold, u_SlavedCuck

End of the internship calls for a showerbeer!! [NSFW]

showerbeer

I've been called "not sexy enough" by guys I've dated due to my lack of curves but I've grown to love my body for what it is ?

AsiansGoneWild, funsized

(F)ucking iron British goddess of mercy is what people call me, with my hot British accents Snapchat: Haleybloo

NSFW_Snapchat

What's a group of bunnies called?

cottontails, IGoToTheWrongParties, tanlines

Maybe this one should be called "underpussy," but I thought of you guys when I was in the shower :-)

rearpussy, u_post_your_vag, DarkBitsNPieces, u_bigdieseldick1982

thinking of calling in sick tomorrow so i can just post nudes all day ?

AsiansGoneWild, gonewild

A lot of up votes on previous posts, seems like my dick found it's calling

MassiveCock

My new lip gloss is called "Tad-of-a Tease". I think it's working ?

gonewildcurvy

*You can call any of us either as "Mistress" or "Mommy". Now submit to us, you've been a very naughty boy... (Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri, Monika) [TheNSFWdiner, solarismaximumcat]

DDLCRule34

I was never a fan of calling people "specimens"... until now. And there is plenty more where this came from.

awfuleverything

Sana (Twice) idk what that inner part of the thigh is called but I like it

kpopfap

[On/Off] Take one of these and call me in the morning ?

AsiansGoneWild, JavJux, OnOff

My daughter's school friend's parents are apparently the biggest pieces of shit I've ever met... They didn't take my reply to this post calling them monsters too well.

iamatotalpieceofshit

Night calls, and the tapestry of the heavens shines brightly, for you.

RoleReversal

My Miss called me Prince because of this?

gentlefemdom, u_justasassyfemale

F/23/5'7 [156>141=15lbs] Quarantine has me losing my mind, but also some of my hips and thighs..I call this one the reverse quarantine fifteen

progresspics

There’s a chance that when you’re pregnant, instead of growing a baby and a healthy placenta in your uterus, you grow a gestational aberration called a hydatiform mole. Here’s one where the mole has completely filled up the uterus and obliterated the cavi

MedicalGore, MorbidReality

What happens when I go of(f) screen during a WebEx call

IndiansGoneWild, Punjabibabes

That look of confusion as to what to do when you're taking a nude but your housemate is calling you and about to walk into your room..?

GaybrosGoneWild

Baltimore is called out of the shower after club activities

AzurLewd

Remember guys! If there's proof of your corruption, all you have to do is call it racist!

walkaway

(F) 21, 5'8'', 135 lbs, I got called a "butterface" a ton in high school. It bothered me so much as a kid. But now I look in the mirror, see my rocking body, and I'm super happy with my reflection! I'm so glad I moved past that and gained a ton of confide

normalnudes, BestPornCompile, gonewild

Chifuyu called over in the middle of a date with her beloved boyfriend

netorare, u_SnowBunnyGunnar

Good afternoon friends! (Can I call you that?) Thought I would show you the "back side" of my other post. Hope you all had a lovely weekend. - Shy ?

u_Shy_Little_Bunny

Some of you keep calling me a nurse... thought I’d clarify that I’m a mother [f]ucking doctor (in training) ???‍⚕️

gonewild, u_971asdf, u_imbellka, u_eddie_2344, u_chrispat12, u_mmaddlaxx, u_Stefy2808, u_stonecol69

I'd call this a titty pop instead of a drop

TittyDrop, u_BellaYourDaddy, u_MatsonSummer2020, comfyboobsandbutts

My ex called me (f)at a lot, but to be fair, he never complained about the size of my tits ?

gonewild, VerticalGifs

might disappear off of Reddit for a while, tired of being called fat or obese every time I post, it really starts to take a toll on someone’s mental health, in case y’all weren’t aware. ?❤️

codegeassnsfw

Instead of having to type 'Political Trolls' we can just call them Cockwombles...much more fun

worldpolitics

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[FFM]One of our favorite positions we call 369 [oc]

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I call front of the line! Which one are you?

yaoi, baramanga